I’m a Transvestite, a small child, and Ape and an App. Mavericks are attracted to me: Ken Campbell, Ben Miller, Tanya Kalmanovitch, Alan Marriott, Mark Thompson, Greg Dyke, Margaret Thatcher, Lord Soper and Foz Foster.
Website
naivelondongirl.com
Influences
Ray Mears, Ben Elton, Terry Wogan, Cannon and Ball, Les Dawson, The Carringtons, Martin White and all the above.
Members
...lots of nice, smart, kind people.... a few gits sneak in, but they're soon discovered and culled.....
TV Shows
Big Brother, C4 News, Red Hand Gang, Whose Line, Have I got News for You, Freaky Eaters, Keeping up Appearances, Comic Relief, Dr Dot.
Films
Harry Potter (shop keeper), Vera Drake, It's a free world (Ken Loach), Lock Stock
Albums
My babysitter was one of the kids featured on Pink Floyds Album. He sang - 'oh teacher, leave those kids alone' . While he babysat my brother and I (I was 4 or 5 years old) he would sit on my head and let off. I remember he found it very funny - and watching him laugh made me laugh too - despite being angry at this misuse. He bloomed into a hunk with a beard. He stayed in Islington, my family moved far away. My 4th Step Father introduced me to the Album cover designer for Annie Lennox. I was 10'ish - I remember they had Terepins and a nice, but dark home. My class had just got a Terepin so I had something to talk to them about - I remember they found me funny, but I didn't know why.
Wanda Keenan's Interests
General
Improvising Music, Improvising Comedy, Diving, Reading, Writing Jokes, Travel, Museums, Kissing, The Wire, Internet allsorts, fat free salty snacks.
Music
Aretha Franklin and Jennifer Hudson. Martin White's creations. Karaoke Circus. Stevie Wonder Live. Prince. Moments of Wagner. Mimi. 12 Bar Blues sung and played with heart. Funky drums. Chakka Khan. Nina Simone. Freddie Starr. Les Dawson. Janice Joplin.
Movies
Comedy and exciting Utopian Sci-fi
Television
Ray Mears, Comedy, Nigel Slater
Books
Moby Dick... Does it ever end.....
Heroes
Nelson Mandella, Mo Mowlan, Oprah, my Mum and brother.
Who I'd like to meet: Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, Ruby Wax, John Irving, Jennifer Hudson, Fantasia Burrito, Any cast/writers/workers on CSI original, Life on Mars, Julie Burchill, Aretha Franklin, Ricky Gervais and Les Dawson.
Bubbly is always called for in my book. Cake you shall have cake! =^.^= Have been going through some, um major life stuff, but coming through fine all the same. Hope you are well, happy, warm, surrounded by people you love - and laughing your bum off! lol
