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Editor extraordinaire.
Male
23 years old
Xi'an, Shaanxi
China
Last Login: 4/18/2008
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Child's Interests
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| General | Peter Crouch,
Videogames,
Movies,
Music,
Other stuff, duh. | | Music | Music lacks Peter Crouch. Music fails on an epic scale. | | Books | Yeah, books are good. Oh, wait, you want actual names here? Ef off!
Still, I'm waiting for Peter Crouch's Bio. |
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Edge forumites, The Player Magazine
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Child's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Hometown: | Blackmoor, UK | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Zodiac Sign: | Taurus | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | Teacher, Businessman, Editor |
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About me:
Found clogged in a mincer on the Bernard Matthew's Turkey Burgers production line by a Yemenese Immigrant, Michael managed to live life to the full despite lacking arms, legs, a working brain, a pulse or any such other amenities the "fully functionals" seem to deem necessary. Being irretrievably stupid causes a few issues, though.
It's not all bad news for him, though, as he seems to have found a group even dumber than he is. They promptly made him Editor. Welcome to the profile of the brains behind The Player.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Peter Crouch
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