Ward
Ward Anderson
Male
36 years old
Toronto, Ontario
Canada



Last Login: 7/13/2009
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    Ward's Interests
GeneralComedy, Music, Television, Movies
Books"True Story" by Bill Maher, "Fight Club" by Chuck Palahnuik, "The Secret History" by Donna Tart, "Lightning" by Dean Koontz, the "Book of the Dead" trilogy by Ric Meyers, and--of course--"The Ultimate Bachelor's Guide" by Ward Anderson
HeroesGeorge Carlin, Robert Schimmel, Bill Maher, Christopher Titus, Carol Burnett, John Stewart, Phil Hartman, Brian Regan, Eddie Murphy, Bill Hicks, Lewis Black, my father
Groups: Comedians of MySpaceBlanco Basura ArmyComedy NewswireLansing/East Lansing Party NetworkLansing, MichiganDetroit ArtistsRoad ComicsATLANTA News

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     Ward's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Atlanta, Georgia
Body type:5' 10" / Athletic
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Children:I don't want kids
Education:College graduate

   Ward's Schools
University Of Georgia
Athens,Georgia
Graduated: 1995
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Speech Communications
Clubs: Drama and Performance. Speechwriter's Association. Public Speaker's Organization.
 

1991 to 1995
Lassiter High School
Marietta,Georgia
Graduated: 1991
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Speech Communications
Clubs: Drama, Thespians, Chorus, etc.
 

1987 to 1991



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People who like Ward, Ward's Comedy, Ward's books, etc. You know who I DO NOT care about? I don't care about porno people, or annoying nude models. I don't care about chicks using myspace to show off their not-so-unique nude photos or websites, nor the people who simply want to add friends so they can SPAM them with porno stuff. I know where to find porno, I don't want yours. I don't care how great you look naked. I promise you that you have NOTHING I haven't seen before. You've managed to ruin myspace, which used to be cool. Now, asshole spammers ike yourselves have made it pointless, even for harmless marketing. Go away. Secondly, I don't give a shit about your band. The only bands I'm friends with are the bands I've actually seen and that I actually know. If you've cut a new demo, that's great...but I don't give a shit, so don't try to befriend me and peddle your fucking tunes to me. I don't care. If I see you live or something, maybe we'll be friends on here. Otherwise, take your CD and go away. Got it? Same thing goes for soloists, rappers, bad girl groups, and sensitive dudes holding guitars. You've ALSO ruined myspace. The samet thing goes for DJs. In the world of entertainment, You might just annoy me the most. At least the bands bother to write and record their own music. Even mimes impress me more than DJs. Don't peddle your stupid mix CD to me. Go befriend some teenaged chick who wants to get into parties she's too young to get into. I'm not a hypocrite, so I'll befriend comedians. I'm a comedian, so I'm okay with comics. Just don't spam me constantly with EVERY show you're doing. If I don't live in Nebraska, chances are good that I'm not going to attend your show at Uncle Fucksticks Chuckle Hut. Get it? Use the "Event Invitation" feature wisely and sparingly. If I'm on TV, I'll use it. If I'm doing a show in Oklahoma, I'll send messages to my friends in Oklahoma. I don't need to know every last goddamned show you're doing every single week. So, please, stop sending invites for every last event. I, in turn, won't spam you guys. I'll only send out bulletins when I'm doing something that EVERYONE can see...and not just a gig in a particular city. I will not befriend you if you look like a porno advertisement waiting to happen. I will not befriend you if you seem to be selling something. I will not befriend you if you're a band I've never seen live nor care about. I used to have thousands of friends, until it dawned on me that having all of those friends was making myspace completely worthless for communicating and was only a tool for internet jackasses to make a quick buck. I'm not the only one ignoring 80% of the stuff that comes through myspace these days. So, I'm getting picky..and, slowly, I'm deleting the profiles that are pointless or simply people trying to peddle stuff anonymously on here. If, however, you know me, have seen me perform, caught me on TV, or honestly want to communicate on myspace, I'd be happy to "meet" you here and be your "Friend". I won't blindly spam you, either. So, that's pretty fair, I think.

   Ward's Friend Space (Top 8)
Ward has 1211 friends.
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 Idle Sons 


 Ric Meyers 


 Joel 





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MeLiSsA~ a.k.a LiSsa





Jul 11 2009 7:10 PM

Hey how are you? Just thought I'd stop by to say hello.
@nnie Minix





Jul 11 2009 6:50 AM

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Hey Ward, I am sending you a Jello Shot.


Send me a drink back!

Marye





Jul 5 2009 4:21 PM


Funny MySpace Comments


I need a companion :) Pls read ABOUT ME!

HTL





Jul 4 2009 10:57 PM


Happy 4th
Free Myspace Layouts


Lionness1961





Jun 28 2009 2:50 AM

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Hey Ward,
I left you a gift. Click and pick it up.
COME JOIN MY TEAM ON GREENSPOT.

Marye





Jun 24 2009 2:27 PM


Funny MySpace Comments


I need a companion :) Pls read ABOUT ME!

che





Jun 23 2009 9:06 PM

Lets Rock N Roll !!





Jun 16 2009 8:42 PM

Happy Birthday!
Anesthes!a





Jun 16 2009 7:08 PM

Happy Birthday! :)

-Cristina
CARLYCAT!(CHUCKCHEW)


Online Now!


Jun 16 2009 7:20 AM

Happy birthday!
Johnny Bulford





Jun 16 2009 3:56 AM

Alicia,Alex Gross,Robert Chipley,spoon,Johnny Bulford
BEA





Jun 10 2009 3:19 PM

PSsssssssssssssssssssst..........
(HAPPY BIRTHDAY)
Melissa





May 30 2009 7:55 PM

Saw you last night at Dr. Grin's and loved the show, I can't remember the last time I've laughed that hard. Great job!
Krowmagnum





May 4 2009 7:28 PM

We saw you at Wileys in Dayton and you were a riot thanks for an excellent show dude!!!!
TAIRA!





Mar 31 2009 7:19 PM

you're badass! awesome meeting u funny man! :)
BEA





Mar 31 2009 5:55 PM

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Hey Ward, I am sending you a March Madness on Crack.



Send me a drink back!

TAIRA!





Mar 31 2009 12:18 AM

SUP DUDE! :)
Marye





Mar 18 2009 8:09 PM

Just passing thru to say hi :)
@nnie Minix





Mar 13 2009 9:36 PM

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Hey Ward, I am sending you a Green Beer.



Send me a drink back!

@nnie Minix





Mar 4 2009 11:51 PM

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Hey Ward, I am sending you a Sex On The Beach.



Send me a drink back!

Kirk Bailer





Mar 1 2009 7:01 AM

Photobucket
Marye





Feb 26 2009 4:44 PM

Great Stuff

(¯'·.♥.· Jessica .♥.·'¯)





Jan 30 2009 12:37 AM

Hey Ward,
Long time no talk.
Just wanted to stop by and say hello! How have you been?
LTS BAR AND GRILL





Jan 16 2009 5:33 AM

GOOD JOB WITH A LITTLE CROW ON THIS COLD ASS NIGH.
mark lacer





Jan 11 2009 3:56 AM

thanks for the add, it was great working with you. Best of luck to mr.
ward
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