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  • Gabriel Jaszczak

  • 66 / Male
  • Dyezczakistan, JP
  • Last Login: 7/14/2009

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  • Books

    i understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no fucking way paper can beat rock. is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? i'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. when i play rock paper scissors, i always choose rock. then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper i can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit i'm sorry, i thought paper would protect you, you asshole.

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  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Here for: Networking
  • Hometown: Royal Oak, MI
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 0" / Slim / Slender
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Christian - other
  • Zodiac Sign: Libra
  • Children: Undecided
  • Smoke / Drink: No / No
  • Education: High school
  • Occupation: Technologist
  • Income: $250,000 and Higher

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"My only relief is to sleep. When I'm sleeping, I'm not sad, I'm not angry, I'm not happy. I'm nothing" -Jillian Medoff

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  • ali.Ali Brurud

    Jul 15 2009 2:05 AM

    Hey Gabe.  I miss you.
  • Cuddle Monster ツ[[Guill…Zerroo Frieenndzz

    Jul 14 2009 3:33 AM

    suuurree is =]
  • ali.Ali Brurud

    Jul 14 2009 1:26 AM

    Wow. Thanks for that Gabe.  You're great.


    I have pictures of you wearing makeup, just so you know :)
  • MartinMartin Ant

    Jul 11 2009 5:00 PM

    im staying with the stockmans n i don't have a cell so you should just call their house or you can just come over sometime i fyou want..so we can have some..fun!!haha jk
  • MartinMartin Ant

    Jul 9 2009 2:57 AM

    well i will be here for the next 5 weeks till august 10 so we better hang out once just give me a call whenever you get back!!
  • MartinMartin Ant

    Jul 8 2009 4:37 PM

    yes i am call me!! so we can hang out
  • Breann Nicole

    Jul 8 2009 2:15 PM

    Yay!  That sounds fun!  Thanks Gabe, your the best setter-upper of festivities.  We should do fireworks to celebrate my reunion with my peopel.  TTYL.  Peace.
  • <Ch Ua Ra Ts Ie S>Curtis Haase

    Jul 5 2009 7:51 AM

    dude!!! what's up?? me and you needd to hangh out somethime! that woulc be ptretty gun yo
    !
  • ali.Ali Brurud

    Jul 2 2009 8:06 AM

    GUESS WHAT!


























































































































    I love you!

















    p.s.
    you just missed a pretty great sneeze.
  • Breann Nicole

    Jun 29 2009 1:39 PM

    As many as you can get!!! 
  • MayMay™

    Jun 29 2009 5:56 AM

    hey gabeee
  • Breann Nicole

    Jun 29 2009 4:21 AM

    whatever.  you don't own nothin. 

    i'm just hanging out with the kiddos.  seriously you should round up the troops (a.k.a your old classmates from TCS) and ya all should come over for supper and games...movie...or whatever you people do.  of course adam and i will provide food.  hit me back and let me know...i would love to see all your lovely faces.  well your faces anyway...  you guys pick the night...we've got the time!
  • Breann Nicole

    Jun 28 2009 3:55 AM

    gabe.  what ya up to these days?  still towing the line at Quiznos?
  • MayMay™

    Jun 25 2009 3:16 PM

    hey gabeee:)
  • lind[say]

    Jun 23 2009 4:21 PM

    teaching? i could definitely see that. haha
    garunteed acceptance and family is always nice :)
    well good luck with figuring it you
  • MichaelMichael Hanson

    Jun 23 2009 3:04 AM

    lol why? because you sit on a stand and watch a pool and then you get super long breaks once you get off??
  • marianMarian Cook

    Jun 19 2009 9:02 PM

    Love your song :)
  • MichaelMichael Hanson

    Jun 18 2009 6:48 PM

    lol it was pretty weird, you just kind of randomly started talking about something. But its good it sucks when its really hot out though, except then i just jump off the lifeguard stand
  • MichaelMichael Hanson

    Jun 18 2009 4:35 AM

    gabe you crazy ass, what were you talking about when you called me? i couldn't understand a word you said
  • x.DaNiElLe is iN LoVe.x…Danielle Danforth

    Jun 17 2009 7:32 AM

    hey....how are u..lol hey i go a cell! lol 1-307-461-8105 u should text me sometime! so wat have u been up to?
  • ali.Ali Brurud

    Jun 15 2009 4:05 PM

    Hey! You're cute :)
  • razzle-dazzle

    Jun 15 2009 6:19 AM

    mine is going awesome. i absolutely LOVE germany and wish i could stay forever....but im getting homesick.i think a month here is long enough!!! but if i could move all my friends and fam here i would totally stay!!! well i better go im sitting in school and class is almost done so i will maybe see you when i get home....either that or i will text you!!!
  • razzle-dazzle

    Jun 14 2009 3:34 PM

    hey how is your summer going so far

  • lind[say]

    Jun 12 2009 7:10 AM

    that sounds cool...what else would you wanna do besides medicine and whats in michigan?
  • AliceAlice Trottier

    Jun 10 2009 8:33 PM

    lol so u and my cousin shantha talk? nice she is awesome