i understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no fucking way paper can beat rock. is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? i'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. when i play rock paper scissors, i always choose rock. then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper i can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit i'm sorry, i thought paper would protect you, you asshole.
i think i'm going to...maybe. i might not because corissa's coming back and she has the idea that we are going to put a new engine in her car with the knowledge we'll acquire via google.. :S
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Nov 1 2009 9:44 AM
so hope that I get the money;)
Oct 29 2009 5:26 AM
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yes everything is going good, except
I miss my little williston and you :)
Oct 25 2009 5:34 PM
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I miss you.
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i wo every match exept one in shipment"
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Oct 14 2009 3:01 AM
did he answer?
i think i'm going to...maybe. i might not because corissa's coming back and she has the idea that we are going to put a new engine in her car with the knowledge we'll acquire via google.. :S
i'm scrrrrrewed! :)
Oct 12 2009 11:33 PM
thank you for supporting breast cancer awareness :P
jk are you going to the hay maze??
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