Troy Patton

"We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell" - Oscar Wilde


I am a death metal addict born and raised in the classiest shit hole in the country. I hate tattoos and piercings, and am a proud owner of both. I also hate long haired animals, even though I have one. I am also addicted to online video games and my new found love, a Nintendo DS Lite. No one really understands my sense of humor. I didn't realize that having a natural attraction to dead baby and abortion jokes could put off so many people. On that note, I'm not very good with alot of people. I'm not one who you would consider "popular". I was never one who you would brag about. I was never one who would try to change how I act to fit in. I feel like I was a loner for most of my life. Even the friends I had I still felt detached, in a way, from. I'm floating around, trying to figure out what all of this means until I die. And then I will know.


If I ever won a million dollars, I would open an abortion clinic.


“He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.” - Friedrich Nietzsche