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'Ere come the premix... "wow this dj is amazing, hang on a minute, He's not even touching the mixer, what a cheat! And I've got this - it's the latest Fabric CD, what a rip off!"
Something I made earlier... Expect to hear the freshest tunes made earlier that day and then burnt to CDR for you to hear! "Wow I'm gonna hear something fresh, BUT WAIT It's not even mastered and actually... it's shit. It's hurting my ears and It's not good enough to ever get released properly, get me out of here" :(
I've got this one... "This DJ is nothing special I've got this one already, I got it months ago on the internet init, and it's not even out yet. I only play unreleased stuff now, I haven't bought something that's actually out for years, I sold all my rare vinyl so I could buy myself a virtual house on Second Life. It really pisses me off how every DJ has got all the same tunes and nothing rare, I just don't get it "
I used to love that label... "Oh no! my favourite label vinyl4U have gone bust! I'm gutted - I used to buy all their 12"s until I discovered I could get them for free from a dodgy website, I wonder why they went bust? I thought they were doing well!"
Disco Dave's quality vinyl store has become a Starbucks... "Oh No, I loved that shop, the knowledge the owner had and the service was wicked, they always pointed me in the right direction and helped me find music I would never have found on my own. I notice that PC world are doing ok though, Look! 10'000 cdrs for 50p, brilliant I can burn myself that Billie Jean Vs The Thong Song bootleg and rinse it in the clubs, Miami here I come!"
Where is that tune? "my vinyl copy had that wicked artwork, that's how I could always find it when I skipped through my record box. Oh crap I need to play it quick the tune playing is running out, oh no I can't find it on my hard drive, 90'000 tunes is too many to go through, ARGHHHHHHHH!"
STOP THIEF! "I just popped my head down for two seconds and someone has stolen my Serrato plate, what am I gonna do now?"
What's this tune? "I'm doing the label I robbed this off a huge favour by playing their records in my set and promoting them. Some punters have just asked me what it is; and this is how I justify my stealing. I'll just point them in the right direction by telling them what it is and who it's by (I'm feeling smug as the system works). OH NO the filename says unreleased dub... nevermind!"
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