JONAH & SHANNA -WARRIOR KING AND "SHE DEVIL" QUEEN OF HELL - MY NAME IS JONAH PRODUCTION STILL For The Music Video "NO DEPOSIT,NO RETURN", November 22, 2009!
I am the Warrior at the Edge of Time…
I am Humanity's SCYTHE to Sweep THIS way and THAT
And Cut the Enemy DOWN as Weeds!
I am Humanity's SPADE to Dig up the Roots WHEREVER they have Grown.
I am Humanity's FIRE to Burn the Waste to the Finest Ash.
I am the WIND, which will Blow the Ash AWAY
As if it had NEVER Existed!
I will DESTROY those Enemies,
But I must First KNOW the Enemies,
And the Enemies are the Devils that Hide Inside My Mind
And make Me LESS than Happy…
They make Me LESS than Happy.
I am the Warrior at the Edge of Time
I am the Veteran of a Savage Truth…..
I am the Lost,
I am the LAST,
I am the Betrayed................
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"NO DEPOSIT, NO RETURN" MUSIC VIDEO STILL! / IMAGE BY STEVE GRIMM, October 10, 2009.
"I do not Sleep......I WAIT!"
Jonah's "Duke Nukem" Audition - May 17, 2009
DESTINY - GO CONFIDENTLY IN THE DIRECTION OF YOUR DREAMS! LIVE THE LIFE YOU'VE ALWAYS IMAGINED! - HENRY DAVID THOREAU
"JONAH - SKULLRANGER - IMAGE by Dan Olek - August 2008!"
"I'VE GOT A TOMBSTONE HEAD & A GRAVEYARD MIND,JUST "56" & I DON'T MIND DYIN'!"
MARTIAL ARTS PHILOSOPHY
“With a Wall All Around, a Clay Bowl is Molded; But, the Use of the Bowl will Depend on the Part of the Bowl that is Void.” “So, ADVANTAGE is had from Whatever is There; But, USEFULNESS Arises, from Whatever is Not!”
From The Book of Five Rings
MIYAMOTO MUSASHI, Legendary Samurai
“All Knowledge, Ultimately Means Self Knowledge!”
“Using No Way as Way, Having No Limitation as Limitation!” “The Highest Technique is to HAVE No Technique!” “A Good Fight should be like a Small Play, but, Played SERIOUSLY! A Good Martial Artist does Not become Tense, but Ready. Not Thinking, yet, Not Dreaming. Ready for Whatever May Come! When the Opponent Expands, I Contract. When He Contracts, I Expand! When there is an Opportunity, “I” do Not Hit. It Hits ALL by Itself!” “Create your OWN Opportunity!”
From the Tao of Jeet Kune Do & Enter The Dragon
BRUCE LEE
“Clear & Present Dangers Don’t Allow for Second Guessing. So, Prevent the Unthinkable, by Maintaining your Physicality, Keeping your Stamina Level in Check, &, Taking in Every Square Inch of your Surroundings, until You are Satisfied that YOU are Master of ANY Situation that Develops, Good “OR” Bad! Survey your Mind, Explode, if Need Be, & Take Command!” “Pain is Only a Sensation! There is NO Limit to what the Human Body can Endure!” “Keep Fit, Stay Focused, & Take NO Prisoners!”
From FHM’s How to Be a Man & Survival Tips
JONAH
"JONAH - SKULLRANGER Standing - An Army Of ONE!" Image by Dan Olek,August 23, 2008.
"MOBSCENE MAGAZINE COVER WITH ARTICLE ABOUT JONAH - AMERICA'S NEWEST SUPERHERO!"
VINTAGE 1979 JONAH
With the "INNER CIRCLE" of INHUMANS!!!
"JONAH - NIGHTSTALKING!" Image by Steve Grimm, October 22, 2006.
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http://groups.myspace.com/jonahrules, http://groups.myspace.com/Jonahfans, & http://groups.myspace.com/jonahjunkies Thanks For ALL of Your Support! You're Phenomenal!!!
My Specific Interests, which should Be NO Suprise at All, are Martial Arts, Music, Action/Adventure Flicks, & WILD,Fast & Furious People!!!
Me & My Best Pal & Manager,Skip!
Music
"HEAVEN DOESN'T WANT ME, & HELL IS AFRAID THAT I'LL TAKE OVER!"
ME, AC/DC,
Ted Nugent, Hawkwind, Hendrix, Ozric Tentacles, Norton Buffalo, J.Geils Band, Killer, Frank Marino & Mahogany Rush, John Mayall, Metallica, Kid Rock, The Doors,
The Howling Iguanas, Lacuna Coil, Peter Green, Govt. Mule, Joe Satriani, Eloy, Dust,
Undisputed, Lara Croft Tomb Raider, The Crow, Death Wish 3,
Full Metal Jacket,
Marked for Death,Hard To Kill, Out For Justice, Above the Law, Kiss of the Dragon,
Cradle to the Grave, Predator, The Terminator, Last Action Hero,
Dirty Harry, High Plains Drifter,
Hercules Unchained,
Tombstone,
Eddie & the Cruisers,
X-Men, Spider-Man, The Punisher,
Punisher Warzone,
Patton, The Adventures of Robin Hood, (The Original), From Russia With Love, Thunderball, Dr. No, You Only Live Twice, Fantastic Four, Batman, Batman Begins, Hulk,
Ironman,
Conan The Barbarian, Rambo - First Blood - Part II,
Rambo 4,
Demolition Man, Private Parts, The Transporter,
The Chronicles Of Narnia, etc.
My Chief Investor!
Television
The Green Hornet,
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.,
Star Trek, ( The ORIGINAL ),
The Wild, Wild West,
T.H.E. Cat,
The Prisoner, The Avengers,
Dark Shadows,
The Addams Family,
The Lone Ranger,
Have Gun Will Travel with Paladin,
Superman(The Original /with George Reeves)
Zorro( With Guy Williams),
The Untouchables,
The Scarecrow of Romney Marsh, Dog The Bounty Hunter, Etc.( You get the Picture...)
Books
Chainsaw Carving; The Art & Craft, ( With Pictures of My Bed Under Construction),
White Fang,
Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner, Pathnotes of an American Ninja Master,Shadow Strategies of an American Ninja Master, The Ballbreaker, (Written by my Dad) etc.
The Punisher,
Bruce Lee, Ted Nugent, Angus Young, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Zara,
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark,
Frazetta, The Wolverine, Kato, Steven Seagal, Charles Bronson, Spawn, Superman,
Captain America,
Patton, James Bond, The Chicago Bears,
Mike Ditka,
"I always tell people I want to live to be 150 and they say, ..Why would you want to do that?' I say, ..Well, there's a few people I haven't made mad yet; I want to get them.'" --Mike Ditka
Dick Butkus,
Bears middle linebacker Dick Butkus was named the scariest player in NFL history.
Arguably the most ferocious defensive player in NFL history, Butkus was an intimidating and relentless force who possessed an unrivaled mixture of talent, aggression and hostility.
"I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anybody deliberately," Butkus said early in his career, "unless it was, you know, important—like in a league game or something."
Brian Urlacher,
"He was killing them, just running around and tackling anyone with the ball. It was probably one of the greatest games anyone has ever played."
--Devin Hester, on Brian Urlacher's 25-tackle performance against the Cardinals in 2006
Walter Payton, Gale Sayers,
Devin Hester,
Larry Bird,
John Havlicek, Chuck Norris, Jett Li, Robin Hood, Zorro, The Lone Ranger, Conan, Tarzan, The Road Warrior, Howard Stern & MYSELF!!!
Jonah's Details
Status:
Married
Here for:
Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Born in Brooklyn, N.Y. / Grew up in Greece, N. Y.
Body type:
5' 10" / Athletic
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Religion:
Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:
Leo
Children:
Undecided
Education:
High school
Occupation:
Un-Occupied!!!
Income:
$30,000 to $45,000
Jonah's Schools
Olympia Shs
Rochester,New York
Graduated: 1971
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
1967 to 1971
Jonah Well..JUST Got home from a REALLY Scary, "White Knuckle" Drive home in our FIRST Official snowstorm of the Season! Poor Visibility, & Absolutley Treac Posted at 9:15 AM Dec 9 view more
“MY NAME IS JONAH” PRODUCTION STILL FOR “NO DEPOSIT, NO RETURN! Image by Steve Grimm - October 10, 2009!
Updating The World with “On-the-Spot” Ass - Kicking in Real-Time!
"QUIZ RESULTS"
Jonah just took the "Soldier Type?" quiz and the result is; SPECIAL FORCES.
You are the Elite of the Armed Forces and Counter Terrorist response. You don't understand defeat, and can do pretty much any mission, with the least assets. You are an Expert in Counter-Terrorist movements, and can secure VIPs with ease.
Jonah just took the "What Sniper Rifle are you?" quiz and the result is; Barrett M107.
Extreme Long Range Semi-Automatic Rifle. Capable of Ripping a Limb Clear Off of a Body at up to 2 miles!
Jonah completed the quiz "Which Total Bad Ass are you?" with the result; CHUCK NORRIS.
You are by far the most Bad Ass of all of the Bad Asses. Your abilities and training under the legendary Bruce Lee have made you a Master in the Art of Killing. There are literally millions of ways for you to handle any situation but most all of them include a Roundhouse Kick to the face. Jokes have been made about your Supreme Awesomeness, but not even they can grasp even a tiny inch of how Bad Ass you are. You have the chin of a God. You are the Full package. Brass, Brains and Speed. Let us know when you can squeeze out a tear for all of those cancer patients that it will cure. .
Jonah just took the "What Marvel Character Are You?" quiz and the result is; Logan (aka WOLVERINE).
You have a very troubled past, which is partly why you have such an aggressive attitude. You don't take crap from anybody; nobody stands in your way. Although you mostly care about no one but yourself, you show a tiny bit of compassion every once and a while, but you cover it up because you don't want to look weak.
Jonah just took the "What Month Were You Born?" quiz and the result is; AUGUST.
You have an outgoing personality. You tend to take risks. You feed on attention. You generally have no self control. You are kind hearted, self confident, loud and boisterous. You are VERY revengeful. You're easy to get along with and easy to talk to. You have an 'everything's peachy' attitude. You like talking and singing but you absolutely love music. You're a daydreamer so you're easily distracted. You hate not being trusted. You have a BIG imagination. You love to be loved. You absolutely hate studying. You will always be in need of 'that someone'. You long for freedom and you're rebellious when withheld or restricted. You live by 'no pain no gain' caring. You're playful, mysterious and 'charming' or 'beautiful' to everyone. You tend to be stubborn, curious, independent, and strong willed. You will always be a fighter.
Here is a list of all Events Important to “ME” which occurred on My Birthday, August 18th.
1227 - Mongol conqueror Genghis Khan died.
1953 - Jonah Washnis Was Born!
1958 - Lolita - by Vladimir Nabokov published.
1969 - Woodstock Music Fest Ends with Jimi Hendrix as Last Performer!
1993 - Larry Bird announced his retirement as an NBA player!
Jonah just took the "What animal represents your spirit?" quiz and the result is; TIGER.
You are the Tiger personality/spirit. Wow. Tigers are extremely adaptable and strong personalities. They don't just cause sensations: they make waves. When people see a tiger, they pay attention: that applies to both the animal and you. Tiger spirits are normally naturally born leaders, people that everyone looks to with no particular reason why, just because they are that type of person. You can make ties with people but for the most part, like the tiger, you like your alone time, where you can think and plan. You are very smart and very capable and most people generally don't mess with you, though everyone wants to BE you. You are fierce when protecting the people close to you which makes you an awesome friend, but sometimes a slightly intimidating/controlling and jealous lover.
Jonah just took the "what known Rock Star are you?" quiz and the result is; ANGUS YOUNG.
You are AC/DC's guitarist Angus Young
Jonah took the WHAT BADASS ANIMAL ARE YOU? quiz and the result is; A FUCKING BEAR!
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DUDE. YOU'RE A FUCKING BEAR! YOU CAN'T GET ANY MORE BADASS THAN THAT! SOMEONE PULLS SOMETHING ON YOU, AND YOU JUST GO BATSHIT FUCKING CRAZY AND RIP THAT FUCKER TO SHREDS. BADASS.
"JONAH - BADASS WITH SHADES & HOT CHICKS!!!" - IMAGE By Steve Grimm, October 22, 2006.
"CHANCE FAVORS THE PREPARED MIND!"
My Friends call me Jonah! I am a Veteran, a Martial Artist, & a Musician, & Love Adventure!
ME & MY BEST FRIEND MARISA!!! (April - 2009)
MY JONAH POSTER 2007
To Purchase This Personally Signed & Numbered, Limited Edition, 24" X 36" Digitally Photographed Enlargement, Please LEFT-CLICK On The PayPal / Buy Now Button! Thank You; JONAH
JONAH & KELLI - Image by Dan Olek - August 23, 2008.
I have My Own C.D. out Titled Have Harp Will Travel. Check out My Web-Site for Sound-Bytes at HaveHarpWillTravel.com & Loads of Crazy Pix!
If You're Groovin' on the Pix from THIS Profile, There are Fridge Magnets, MousePads, Mugs,T-Shirts & a Lot of other Types of Jonah Merchandise Items at http://www.cafepress.com/jonahgear/-/x_18/y_10 to Stay Fully Equipped in this Lunatic Fringe!
My CD gets Regular Airplay on Dynamic Indie Radio (WDYN) www.wdyn.us
I live in North Greece, New York with My Black Cat,Vas'ka. My Huge Tibetan Mastiff Dog, Tonru, Recently Passed Away! Love Fantasy, Adventure, Action Flicks, Comic Books, etc.
THE "JONASHER" ACTION FIGURE
THE "JONASHER" ACTION FIGURE - # 2
"JONAH - FHM PIC!" Image by Steve Grimm, October 22,2006.
Thanks for Reading My Profile! Take Care, & have a Great Day!
Later, Jonah
Who I'd like to meet: EVERYBODY!!!
JONAH & CANADIAN SUPER MODEL KELLI BAKER
Hey sweetness.Hope all is well your way.Was just on facebook and gotta say i am digging what you think my tatoo would say.May just run out and get that one lol.
Hey jonah thank you so much, I really appreciate that! When you come back our way let me know! Jeff did my Metallica tattoo I love it! I'd love to do more work or help out any way possible. It was great meeting you! Happy Thanksgiving!
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