Warts
Metal / Garage / Punk
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"Wartssssssssss!"
The Land Of Warts, Connecticut
United States
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| Member Since | 9/22/2006 | | Band Website | slingslangrecords.com | | Band Members | Now Available through Sling Slang Records on line store, The new WARTS EP- "The Adventures Of Uncle Typewriter". Only $6.36 Shipping Included- Click CD cover to order.
The Adventures Of Uncle Typewriter
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Commander Tom Blizters - Guitarz and Vocals
Johnny Cakes - Vocalz
Green Lantern - Bass
Sir Burton - Drumz
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| | Influences | Dead Kennedys, Ramones, Black Flag, Mike Patton, Dickies, Pork Dukes, The Germs, Ween, The Stooges, Captain Sensible, Joey Strummer, Richard Hell and The Voidoids, Tom Morello, Johnny Thunders, Napalm Death, VoiVod, Rage Against The Machine, Test Icicles, Kreator, Tool, All types and varieties of Porn, Films of David Lynch, John Brunner, George Orwell, Slayer, The Dammed, Public Enemy, Circle Jerks, Alice In Chains, D.I., Sex Pistols, Frank Black, Captain Beefheart, Melt-Bananna, Steve Jones, Fishbone, Danger Doom, Mr. Bungle, John Trudell, Kent Nerburn, Tom Waits, Soundgarden, Bill Burroughs, Nirvana, System Of A Down, Butthole Surfers, Pavement, Miles Davis, Slipknot,The Dillinger Escape Plan, Fantomas, The Man in Black, Faith No More, John Zorn, and many many more........... | | Sounds Like | WARTS | | Record Label | Sling Slang Records | | Type of Label | Indie |
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| About Warts |
BIODEGRADBLE:
What do you get when you mix the old school punk rock blarington with some hard heavy viral sounds to peel off your face??
Warts.
What happens when a band unites with a sole purpose in mind to irritate, annoy and be as offensive as possible?
Warts.
And what happens when members of different Sling Slang Records artists (Sugarfist, FLU, and Normal) join forces???
Warts.
Featuring Commander Tom Blisters on guitar (currently of JamSquad and formerly of Normal and Sugarfist) Johnny Cakes on vocalz (currently of Sugarfist (and Dr. Cakes), Aaron the Green Lantern on Bass (currently of Flu) and Chris Burton on drumz (Currently of Sugarfist).
Warts are generally small, rough, cauliflower-like tumours, typically on hands and feet. Warts are common, and are caused by a viral infection. They typically disappear after a few months but can last for years and can recur. Certain types of warts can be contagious. So pure and awesome a design.
What Are They?
Some sort of evil like small bumps of hardened skin, annoying and ugly. They can show up anywhere on the body, but you'll usually find them on your hands, feet, face and penis. Kids get them more often than adults do - but some kids never get any warts at all. Warts don't usually hurt but they can look pretty nasty. Ever wonder what they might sound like? You can get warts by catching a certain virus - just like catching a cold or the flu. This wart virus shows up in moist places on your skin - like small cuts or scratches around your hands or feet. Or on the corners of your mouth, or ohhh please on your nose and eyelids. You can pick up the virus very easily by touching a towel or face cloth that someone with a wart has used. Or just even breathing. And sometimes people also get them by sleeping with dirty prostitutes and having multiple partners. They can also spread if you keep scratching them. Or you can snip them off and save them for another day or even put them in your pocket and collect them with all your friends!
Oh those warts are in the mail... they're on the way.
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