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Warts
Metal / Garage / Punk

"Wartssssssssss!"

The Land Of Warts, Connecticut
United States

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Last Login:  5/6/2008
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Member Since9/22/2006
Band Websiteslingslangrecords.com
Band MembersNow Available through Sling Slang Records on line store, The new WARTS EP- "The Adventures Of Uncle Typewriter". Only $6.36 Shipping Included- Click CD cover to order.

The Adventures Of Uncle Typewriter

WARRTTSS


Commander Tom Blizters - Guitarz and Vocals


Johnny Cakes - Vocalz


Green Lantern - Bass

Sir Burton - Drumz


Gimmie more Warts

InfluencesDead Kennedys, Ramones, Black Flag, Mike Patton, Dickies, Pork Dukes, The Germs, Ween, The Stooges, Captain Sensible, Joey Strummer, Richard Hell and The Voidoids, Tom Morello, Johnny Thunders, Napalm Death, VoiVod, Rage Against The Machine, Test Icicles, Kreator, Tool, All types and varieties of Porn, Films of David Lynch, John Brunner, George Orwell, Slayer, The Dammed, Public Enemy, Circle Jerks, Alice In Chains, D.I., Sex Pistols, Frank Black, Captain Beefheart, Melt-Bananna, Steve Jones, Fishbone, Danger Doom, Mr. Bungle, John Trudell, Kent Nerburn, Tom Waits, Soundgarden, Bill Burroughs, Nirvana, System Of A Down, Butthole Surfers, Pavement, Miles Davis, Slipknot,The Dillinger Escape Plan, Fantomas, The Man in Black, Faith No More, John Zorn, and many many more...........
Sounds LikeWARTS
Record LabelSling Slang Records
Type of LabelIndie



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BIODEGRADBLE:
What do you get when you mix the old school punk rock blarington with some hard heavy viral sounds to peel off your face??
Warts.
What happens when a band unites with a sole purpose in mind to irritate, annoy and be as offensive as possible?
Warts.
And what happens when members of different Sling Slang Records artists (Sugarfist, FLU, and Normal) join forces???
Warts.

Featuring Commander Tom Blisters on guitar (currently of JamSquad and formerly of Normal and Sugarfist) Johnny Cakes on vocalz (currently of Sugarfist (and Dr. Cakes), Aaron the Green Lantern on Bass (currently of Flu) and Chris Burton on drumz (Currently of Sugarfist).

Warts are generally small, rough, cauliflower-like tumours, typically on hands and feet. Warts are common, and are caused by a viral infection. They typically disappear after a few months but can last for years and can recur. Certain types of warts can be contagious. So pure and awesome a design.

What Are They? Some sort of evil like small bumps of hardened skin, annoying and ugly. They can show up anywhere on the body, but you'll usually find them on your hands, feet, face and penis. Kids get them more often than adults do - but some kids never get any warts at all. Warts don't usually hurt but they can look pretty nasty. Ever wonder what they might sound like? You can get warts by catching a certain virus - just like catching a cold or the flu. This wart virus shows up in moist places on your skin - like small cuts or scratches around your hands or feet. Or on the corners of your mouth, or ohhh please on your nose and eyelids. You can pick up the virus very easily by touching a towel or face cloth that someone with a wart has used. Or just even breathing. And sometimes people also get them by sleeping with dirty prostitutes and having multiple partners. They can also spread if you keep scratching them. Or you can snip them off and save them for another day or even put them in your pocket and collect them with all your friends!

Oh those warts are in the mail... they're on the way. ..

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Warts's Friends Comments
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JENNA is feeling loved :-)





Apr 5 2008 7:38 PM

Are you like me? Take my "If I could go back in time, I would ..." Quiz to find out!
JENNA is feeling loved :-)





Apr 4 2008 7:26 AM

Are you like me? Take my "What are your favorite shoe brands?" Quiz to find out!
Rob





Mar 30 2008 12:17 AM

AS IT WAS STARTING TO SHOW
SHOW SO INSIGHT OF A PROMISE
WAITING FOR A CALL . I CAN'T GO OUTSIDE
WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT ON THE FRONT POUCH
I WON'T BE ABLE TO HEAR THE PHONE
NUBER 2 '' CHRISTMASS POO
WHY DON'T YOU SIT OUTSIDE ON THE BACK POURCH WERE I CAN HEAR THE PHONE
THERES TO MUCH SUN OUT THERE
I JUST WANT TO FONDLE SOME X MASS POO
alan catrine





Mar 2 2008 2:00 PM

NEW Comment ALL your MySpace friends at once! Goto
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SIXsidedDIE





Jan 1 2008 9:57 PM

10 FOOT REACH RECORDS CD Release Party
Sat. Jan 5th, 2008
Webster Underground
Hartford, CT 06119

Doors open at 6:00
ONLY $5.00
Featuring some of CT's finest metal

6SidedDie
Engraved
FLU
A Perfect Honesty
Matthias Steele
60 Grit
Lament
and
Honor Above All.

COME DOWN AND SUPPORT CT LOCAL MUSIC
Rob





Nov 27 2007 1:30 AM

Another hero
aaron





Nov 27 2007 12:14 AM

Ellen





Oct 25 2007 6:27 PM


Happy Halloween Comments for Myspace</left>
Ellen





Oct 11 2007 5:02 PM


Glitter Graphics & Comments
Ivy Lynn





Sep 27 2007 1:57 PM

don't miss it you freaks!
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Post-Modern Sounds





Sep 23 2007 11:31 PM

Hai
sw33t songz!
We're Post Modner Sounds, a band from marz!
Ellen





Aug 24 2007 3:50 AM

Warts happenin'! (Sorry about the pun) Thanks for being my friend!
The Ultra Twist





Aug 22 2007 7:02 AM


- No Beer No Fun -
music by the Ultra Twist
video by tab_ularasa
www.myspace.com/fuckcinema

cheers!
OINTMENT





Jun 26 2007 2:20 PM

RUB IT ON,ALL THE WRONG,HARD TO REACH PLACES.
Ivy Lynn





Jun 25 2007 3:57 AM

Wait till you see the pics! I had a fuckin' blast on Friday! I love you guys
!
Gigi





Jun 20 2007 11:02 AM

i heart aron...
Social Suicide





Jun 19 2007 9:48 PM

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i





Jun 2 2007 5:43 AM

habitat for humanity show ~ Fri, July 13





May 27 2007 6:39 PM

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i





May 25 2007 1:07 AM

VOTING FOR THE HARTFORD ADVOCATE GRAND BAND SLAM 2007 HAS BEGUN

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WHEN YOU HAVE A FREE TWO MINUTES, PLEASE VOTE FOR US!
VOTE HERE

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check out all the other sling slang artists as well!
Local Takeover @ Daniel Street





May 21 2007 6:18 PM



Hey Everybody Help us fight cancer this Thursday night. There are raffles and door prizes pizza and all sorts of things.
Mark & the Spies





May 13 2007 8:59 AM

Thanx for the request! Take care.
TABLE16





May 13 2007 8:34 AM

Table16
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING OUR FRIEND. CHECK OUR MYSPACE FOR NEW SONGS, TOUR DATES, AND ANYTHING ELSE TABLE16 RELATED.

www.myspace.com/table16music
Kieronononon





May 9 2007 12:24 AM


NEW EP will be available at all dates, free badges, etc..
PS a track from it is on our page now!
i





May 6 2007 10:21 PM


watermelon and lotion, a winning combo!
Ivy Lynn





May 4 2007 12:40 PM

Wait till you guys see this weeks Observer!
Ivy Lynn





Apr 25 2007 6:58 AM

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Ivy Lynn





Apr 25 2007 6:54 AM

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Ivy Lynn





Apr 25 2007 6:49 AM

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Ivy Lynn





Apr 24 2007 1:31 PM

OLD MAN WARTSPhoto Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
Ivy Lynn





Apr 24 2007 1:24 PM

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Laura





Apr 15 2007 3:19 AM

I saw your show last night- you guys were fuckin awsome!
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Apr 10 2007 10:11 PM

Looking forward to your show.

Thanks for the add..When you get a chance visit us at the latest hot party in Danbury starting May 3rd....Summer is on the way!!!
Cometa





Apr 6 2007 8:00 PM

hot shit

let's do a show
Hank Chinaski





Mar 3 2007 2:24 AM

HAY! they got little nublette varmints!!
Hob Nobblies. Count Grishnak. The Count of Monty Grishnaks.
Lucky Lady





Feb 23 2007 6:44 PM

Dear warts,
I love your bumps.. thank you so much
love
me
Deb





Feb 12 2007 11:34 PM

Dear Warts...You ROCK and give me BUMPS all over!!! Im here with Deb in Boston and we're say'en HI to ya all! Love, Deb's Mom!!! =)