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Damian the Patron Saint of Awesome
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"The Handbook For The Sellout"
Male
20 years old
Knoxville, Tennessee
United States
Last Login: 11/18/2008
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Damian the Patron Saint of Awesome's Interests
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| General | aggressive inline skating
animation
corporate branding
environmental conservation
fencing
foreign cuisine
graphic design
Japanese culture
kayaking
marketing
music
non sequitur humor
paintball
performing and visual arts
photography
politics
public relations
rock climbing
silkscreening
technology
video editing and production
video games | | Music | Alternative
Big Band
Broadway
Classic Rock
Electronic
Folk
Jazz
Nerdcore Rap
Pop
Punk
Rock
Ska | | Movies | An Inconvenient Truth
Animal House
The Breakfast Club
End of Evangelion
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Sin City
Superbad | | Television | Television is pixels, light and electronics working together to form Larry King.
30Rock
[Adult Swim]
Arrested Development
Attack of the Show!
The Colbert Report
The Daily Show with John Stewart
Mad Men
The Office
South Park | | Books | The Brothers Karamazov
The Call of the Wild
Crime and Punishment
Marlfox
Notes from Underground
The Sea-Wolf
White Fang | | Heroes | Keith Olbermann
Kevin Pereira
Ryan Reynolds
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Damian the Patron Saint of Awesome's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Crossville | | Body type: | 6' 0" / Slim / Slender | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Christian - other | | Zodiac Sign: | Cancer | | Children: | I don't want kids | | Education: | In college | | Occupation: | Graphic Artist | | Income: | $30,000 to $45,000 |
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Damian the Patron Saint of Awesome's Schools
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The University Of Tennessee
Knoxville, TN
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: Graphic Design
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2007 to Present |
Roane State Community College
Harriman,Tennessee
Graduated: N/A
Major: Graphic Design & Illustration
Minor: Public Relations
Clubs: Only attended for basic credits.
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2006 to 2006 |
Cumberland County High School
Crossville,Tennessee
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Fencing, BETA (for like, a week), French, Sci-Fi (OMG NERDNESS)
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2002 to 2006 |
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x to the mas II: son of mas
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’Cause I’m a big fucking rockstar oh yeah yeah yeah.
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Lawlgasm.
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Play that record backwards and go kill yourself.
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About me:
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Yes, my body and mind are a temple of electric sex, but there are feelings under all that white-hot fury. I've always viewed life as a siren-song of flowering gratitude. If we're not giving back, we're giving up. In addition to holding the world land-speed record for sashay, I'm working on my ultimate goal of teaching sassy forms of walking to needy children in third world countries around the globe. Why lead a child to basic nutrition when they can do it for themselves with sass and attitude? Because as a professional landmine hopscotch instructor, I think I know a thing or two about fancy footwork. Just behind me is a 19 year wake of Kegel Exercise and sensuous Clog Dancing. So I'd like to meet Tony Little and find some way to market that.
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I am fed up with politics. I am tired of a Republican Party that cannot distinguish between an Amendment and a Commandment.
I am tired of a Democratic Party that is like a chameleon in front of a mirror that cannot decide what it is.
I am tired of party politics and the games politicians play because party loyalty has become more important than their actual purpose.
Cheesy oneliner, bitches.
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