Damian the Patron Saint of Awesome
Damian Zannini
The Handbook For The Sellout

Male
21 years old
Knoxville, Tennessee
United States



Last Login: 7/14/2009
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    Damian the Patron Saint of Awesome's Interests
GeneralAggressive Inline Skating
Animation
Environmental Conservation
Fencing
Foreign Cuisine & Cultures
Gaming:
-Console
-PC
-Tabletop
Graphic Design:
-Interface Design
-Printmaking
-Typography
-Visual Arts
Hiking
Kayaking
Music
Non Sequitur Humor
Paintball
Photography
Performing Arts
Political Activism
Rock Climbing
MusicAlternative:
-Alt. Rock
-Indie Rock
-Punk Rock
Broadway:
-Showtunes
Classical
Electronic
Folk
Jazz:
-Big Band
-Soul
-Swing
Pop
Rock
-Classic Rock Ska
MoviesAn Inconvenient Truth
Animal House
The Breakfast Club
End of Evangelion
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Sin City
Superbad
TelevisionTelevision is pixels, light and electronics working together to form Larry King.

30Rock
Arrested Development
The Colbert Report
Countdown with Keith Olbermann
The Daily Show with John Stewart
Mad Men
Mission Hill
The Office
BooksThe Brothers Karamazov
The Call of the Wild
Crime and Punishment
Marlfox
Notes from Underground
The Sea-Wolf
White Fang
HeroesKeith Olbermann
Kevin Pereira
Ryan Reynolds
Groups: The Loyal NineThe Anti-Hate LeagueFIGHTING racism and discrimination

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     Damian the Patron Saint of Awesome's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Crossville
Body type:6' 0" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Children:I don't want kids
Education:In college
Occupation:Graphic Artist
Income:$30,000 to $45,000

   Damian the Patron Saint of Awesome's Schools
The University Of Tennessee
Knoxville, TN
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: Graphic Design
 

2007 to Present
Roane State Community College
Harriman,Tennessee
Graduated: N/A
Major: Graphic Design & Illustration
Minor: Public Relations
Clubs: Only attended for basic credits.
 

2006 to 2006
Cumberland County High School
Crossville,Tennessee
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Fencing, BETA (for like, a week), French, Sci-Fi (OMG NERDNESS)
 

2002 to 2006

   Damian the Patron Saint of Awesome's Companies
C4K
Crossville, Tennessee US
artist and site designer

since '99
Kajonk-A-Con, LLP
Crossville, Tennessee US
President




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   Damian the Patron Saint of Awesome's Blurbs
About me:

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Yes, my body and mind are a temple of electric sex, but there are feelings under all that white-hot fury. I've always viewed life as a siren-song of flowering gratitude. If we're not giving back, we're giving up. In addition to holding the world land-speed record for sashay, I'm working on my ultimate goal of teaching sassy forms of walking to needy children in third world countries around the globe. Why lead a child to basic nutrition when they can do it for themselves with sass and attitude? Because as a professional landmine hopscotch instructor, I think I know a thing or two about fancy footwork. Just behind me is a 19 year wake of Kegel Exercise and sensuous Clog Dancing. So I'd like to meet Tony Little and find some way to market that.

..
I am fed up with politics. I am tired of a Republican Party that cannot distinguish between an Amendment and a Commandment.

I am tired of a Democratic Party that is like a chameleon in front of a mirror that cannot decide what it is.

I am tired of party politics and the games politicians play because party loyalty has become more important than their actual purpose.



Cheesy oneliner, bitches.
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Oi!gasm.





Jun 10 2009 5:22 PM

i miss you! =[
i wish we could hung out more while i lived there..
Haley McHaleypants





May 24 2009 7:11 PM

and I'm scared of myself again
Haley McHaleypants





May 24 2009 8:21 AM

beat your face
Haley McHaleypants





May 24 2009 8:19 AM

lol then do it! derp derp
Haley McHaleypants





Mar 30 2009 8:19 PM

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!
Oi!gasm.





Feb 6 2009 1:30 AM

you doing anything tonite?=]
we could in see > movie at the dollar theatre or something =]
Oi!gasm.





Feb 6 2009 12:50 AM

hey!
=]
i called you last week to see if youu wanted to go to the movies but you didn't answer =[
we should hang out soon! =]
so what've you been up to?
Oi!gasm.





Jan 31 2009 5:16 AM

hey mannnn :)
Haley McHaleypants





Oct 18 2008 6:16 PM

What up cracka boy.
How is life? When you coming down to get tatted? =D
C.J.





Oct 16 2008 3:37 AM

If only I could find a very long straw...
Haley McHaleypants





Oct 2 2008 3:03 AM

Lemme know what they say...if you cant this weekend guess we will just get em done on our own
Haley McHaleypants





Sep 27 2008 7:11 AM

....the burger king guy??? =D
Haley McHaleypants





Sep 27 2008 7:03 AM

well i have an 8 am class on monday so you would have to leave early sunday so I could do hmework...
Haley McHaleypants





Sep 27 2008 6:59 AM

screw you man I hate your guts =p
How long you staying? Are you coming down thursday-friday-saturday? I need info mister!
Haley McHaleypants





Sep 27 2008 6:55 AM

eee tattoos!
Haley McHaleypants





Sep 27 2008 6:30 AM

go to bed you're sick
CORA





Aug 22 2008 3:56 AM

you are still awesome.
whats new?
☮SsaAmMaANntTHhAa☮





Aug 10 2008 11:05 PM

lool darling?? ok i guess, lool ive never been caled that, its cute, i like it!!
☮SsaAmMaANntTHhAa☮





Aug 9 2008 8:04 AM

hey you!!! check out my senior pictures!!!!!!!!! ok? ok!!!

love samantha
☮SsaAmMaANntTHhAa☮





Aug 8 2008 2:38 AM

lol, im sorry my mean streak is coming out again. . .
owell i still love yah like a bro so dont worry
☮SsaAmMaANntTHhAa☮





Aug 8 2008 2:27 AM

oooohohohohhoooo sucks for you
☮SsaAmMaANntTHhAa☮





Aug 8 2008 2:12 AM

omg im sooo bored
☮SsaAmMaANntTHhAa☮





Aug 5 2008 5:02 AM

damian i love more than i do my own brother man, ur amazig and hellz yeah raving is all about the dirty dancing and the booze thats the fun part
☮SsaAmMaANntTHhAa☮





Aug 5 2008 4:00 AM

darn i tried to change the subject

his name is kip, and he's an amazingraaver like all of my friends, i met him through school, and i think you two would make for an amazing raving team, but he's mine, he's already taken hold of me and everything, im not sure but i think he loves me, but im still too young to be sayin i love him
☮SsaAmMaANntTHhAa☮





Aug 5 2008 3:35 AM

seriously you got a freakin house??

what kind?
how big is it
what coors did u put in it
i need details
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