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I have 3 projects at Version08, all occuring Saturday at VIADUCT 3111 N Western Chicago IL
The Fair opens at 1pm. I am presenting:
COVER STORY: Through the Looking Rox (Outsider Internment Process Mural )
"Is anyone innocent of cultural piracy? Is maintaining an ethnic or [sub]cultural identity within the larger social stew advantageous, necessary, or even possible? This installation of 2D works on paper- mainly black and white but with highlights of color appearing sporadically- is comprised of drawings, photocopies and prints depicting Navajo rug designs as well as the artist’s own ’outsider’ interpretation of such, drawn in ink, charcoal and pencil. Interspersed therein are drippy ink abstractions in layers of wash, tending towards the style of sixties rock poster psychedelia as churned and regurgitated by contemporary ’prog punk’ graphical lexicon. The interplay of these various elements provides interference or ’static’ within the logic of the arrangement, obscuring a clear and easy reading of the whole.References are made to ideas of Authenticity,Representation, and the migration and cross-pollenization of cultural tropes (occuring both temporally and geographically, and often in a less than equitable manner). The resulting artwork represents a collapse of said authenticity, calling into question the manner in which each of us comes to understand and/or assimilate The Other into our own worldview." -JWT
later in the evening (sometime after ten):
Jason Wallace Triefenbach presents NINETEEN INCH NAILS
Midget Hitler VS Dance Jihad: a psycho-sensual invocation and distribution of dark energies. DIZZY MUTAGEN returns to the windy city for ONE NITE ONLY. Prog Punk meltdown. Break your honey shaker.
after which I play a lawn toilet with ferns growing out of it in:
Skarekrau Radio: Second Lamentation of the Saimese Tapeworm
saturday, march 29th at hotti biscotti, 3545 w. fullerton in chicago:
giveupnewyork (quad cities, il) william sides atari party ipaghost environmental sound collapse bionic commandos
before the music, the wizard will be shown via video projection at 8 pm:
"Corey and Jimmy Woods are two brothers who are being separated due to their parents divorcing. Jimmy is a mentally unstable kid that has had problems ever since his sister died at a young age. One day, Corey discovers that Jimmy has a natural talent for playing video games. He is one of the best around, and the two journey to the West Coast to compete in a video game championship, but along the way, they must avoid the adults, who are trying to take Jimmy away."
lots of 80's cartoons and other retro video game-related video novelties will be shown all night!
this show also will be happening the same weekend at the midwest gaming classic convention in oconomowoc, wisconsin-- about an hour and a half away...
The time has come for 826CHI's 2nd Annual Moustache-A-Thon, a moustache-growing contest to benefit their free writing programs for Chicago students. The goal is to raise $15,000, and we can't do it without you!
Ways you can help us fly the facial hair flag:
1. Be an organic moustache grower! Cultivate your facial farm!
2. Be a prosthetic moustache grower! Each week will feature 'stache challenges enabling ladies and the otherwise follicly-challenged to earn and cultivate their own soup strainers.
3. Be a 'stache soirée planner! Plan the festivities and weekly challenges for our contenders.
4. Be overwhelmed by beauty as you celebrate at our weekly update meetings/challenges! Enjoy, encourage, cheer, boo, sabotage, drink, fall in love....
The deadline to sign up is February 18th--but the sooner the better! Feel free to pass these invitations along to everyone you have ever met. To sign up or for more information, please contact info@826chi.org or call 773-772-8108.
Seemingly as much a myth as a band, Mahjongg, the too-often absentee, theoretically local combo, has finally released a new CD. And if these men of mystery in fact do live in Chicago, it positions them as members of the most exciting band in town.
