Markus Aurelius
I go to collage

Male
22 years old
Sarasota, Florida
United States



Last Login: 7/16/2009
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    Markus Aurelius's Interests
GeneralI enjoy a fine whiskey.
And stormtroopers.
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And I'm pretty sure that I might live the rest of my life on a sailboat.
Groups: Timmy Tissues Fan Clubjager addicts anonymous

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     Markus Aurelius's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Sarasota
Body type:6' 1"
Ethnicity:Asian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Some college
Occupation:School

   Markus Aurelius's Schools
University Of Central Florida
Orlando,Florida
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: Mechanical Engineering
 

2005 to 2006



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About me:
Hey, man. So, could you, like, spare some change? All I need is enough to get on the bus, man. I'm trying to get to Toledo, you know? I've got a job waiting for me down there. I mean, it's not really a job, it's more like a small, amphibious mammal. You know, like a dolphin, or a whale? Some frogs got hair, too, I think. Yeah, yeah, I know, you're gonna tell me to check Google or Wikipedia. Fuck Google. They tried to steal money from my dishwasher, seriously, and also from my refrigerator. The oven fought back, man. You don't want to fuck with a Kenmore, man, they carry knives in the back of the broiler compartment and they are not afraid to use them. This one time I tried to cook this Thanksgiving dinner and the oven (an off-white Kenmore Gas Self-Cleaning 30' Stand-Alone) decided that, no, this year we were going to have pork chops instead of turkey. The oven had whipped up with rosemary-basil-curry batter, with okra and braised mushrooms in a delicate white wine sauce, and we're really not into that kind of stuff on Thanksgiving, you know? I'm all about tradition. So I told the oven "no", and bam! It pulls out this knife. Long story short, I got stabbed in the leg and we had motherfucking pork chops for Thanksgiving. My mom has never forgiven me for that, and neither has the Detroit Police Department.
Who I'd like to meet:
ATM Machine: Feed me a stray cat.

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AWESOME Molly!





Jul 3 2009 9:13 PM

MARKUS!!!!!! I wuv you. I need your presence. I got your text and immediately called bryan to tell him it is essential that we go meet up witcha for I was too drunk to drive. He said he had already magically run into you downtown and I was jealous. Then I broke my phone and I need your number again. You're the best. See you soon. FO SHIZZLE. It's goin down. I really miss you, babycakes!!!
*~Liz~*





Apr 2 2009 3:52 PM

EEEEK I totally forgot! We have to do it another time....i have interviews all day today, sorrrrrrry!
*~Liz~*





Feb 20 2009 12:57 AM

No worries no worries.
*~Liz~*





Feb 20 2009 12:42 AM

Aw thanks for thinking of me, but I'm not a stylist. I am a skin care specialist..
Thanks though!!!
Mr. & Mrs. Messenger





Feb 9 2009 9:29 PM

hey mark,
I am so sorry for what happend. I will pray for you and your family always. Keep your head up, Laurens a strong girl and she would want you to keep your head up :) I will keep praying for you and will never forget the old Indian Guide days. If you need anything or your family does let me know.
♥Dani-Rae♥





Feb 9 2009 7:21 AM

oh I'm sorry idk what i do if i lost any of brothers how are you doing? hows eric?
♥Dani-Rae♥





Feb 9 2009 4:37 AM

who is lauren i know its relative but not sure who? sorry for your loss though hope your doing alright <3
*Jenn*





Dec 25 2008 2:12 AM

Sure!!! You have my ###
AV!!





Dec 24 2008 7:13 PM

Aw he's the cutest! but it looks like he needs some cuddles:)
Mrs. Snodgrass





Dec 5 2008 5:10 PM

Ha thanks.

yeah were doin good.

just freezin our asses off!
C:
FullRiot! Clothing





Dec 2 2008 1:58 AM

♥Dani-Rae♥





Oct 20 2008 6:25 AM

lucky bastard lol jk maybe... haha
♥Dani-Rae♥





Oct 20 2008 5:56 AM

lol no! but i wish i was... i am currently in freezing PA how bout yourself? lol <3
♥Dani-Rae♥





Oct 20 2008 4:20 AM

umm the bucs lol

so how ya been?
Baby Wasn't Down With the Heist





Oct 17 2008 4:42 PM

..See more funny videos at Funny or Die..
E-$





Oct 16 2008 12:21 AM

And everyone was JUST saying how nice you've been lately, and you go and change your profile lol
AV!!





Sep 22 2008 5:09 AM

i agree babes your are to good at fixing things.
you need to stop being so good!
E-$





Sep 11 2008 1:16 AM

wrong song. i am not drunk......enough
Baller Installer





Sep 9 2008 4:02 AM

super gay song.
why is your brother number one?
B.Star☆





Sep 5 2008 12:31 AM

heyyyyy!
i just wanted to say thx for comin to the wedding on sunday. hope u had fun... and was able to walk on ur own lol... lets just say u were a liiiitle wasted.
haha ohand i finally got those rings outa the pool!
AV!!





Jun 24 2008 4:14 AM

Thank you for today, it was perfff =)
E-$





Jun 21 2008 11:22 PM

~*Lauren*~





Jun 10 2008 5:07 AM

haaaaaaaaapppppy birthday!!
E-$





Jun 9 2008 4:06 PM



HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO!!! BEST BROTHER EVER
AV!!





Jun 9 2008 5:32 AM

your finalllly 21, happy birthday babs!
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