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Markus Aurelius
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"I go to collage"
Male
21 years old
Sarasota, Florida
United States
Last Login: 11/18/2008
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anxious
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| Status: | Single | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Sarasota | | Body type: | 6' 1" | | Ethnicity: | Asian | | Religion: | Atheist | | Zodiac Sign: | Gemini | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | I don't want kids | | Education: | Some college | | Occupation: | School |
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Markus Aurelius BUCS ARE GOIN TO THE WORLD SERIES. WOO!
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About me:
Hey, man. So, could you, like, spare some change? All I need is enough to get on the bus, man. I'm trying to get to Toledo, you know? I've got a job waiting for me down there. I mean, it's not really a job, it's more like a small, amphibious mammal. You know, like a dolphin, or a whale? Some frogs got hair, too, I think. Yeah, yeah, I know, you're gonna tell me to check Google or Wikipedia. Fuck Google. They tried to steal money from my dishwasher, seriously, and also from my refrigerator. The oven fought back, man. You don't want to fuck with a Kenmore, man, they carry knives in the back of the broiler compartment and they are not afraid to use them. This one time I tried to cook this Thanksgiving dinner and the oven (an off-white Kenmore Gas Self-Cleaning 30' Stand-Alone) decided that, no, this year we were going to have pork chops instead of turkey. The oven had whipped up with rosemary-basil-curry batter, with okra and braised mushrooms in a delicate white wine sauce, and we're really not into that kind of stuff on Thanksgiving, you know? I'm all about tradition. So I told the oven "no", and bam! It pulls out this knife. Long story short, I got stabbed in the leg and we had motherfucking pork chops for Thanksgiving. My mom has never forgiven me for that, and neither has the Detroit Police Department.
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Who I'd like to meet:
ATM Machine: Feed me a stray cat.
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