Markus Aurelius
"I go to collage"

Male
21 years old
Sarasota, Florida
United States



Last Login: 11/18/2008
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    Markus Aurelius's Interests
GeneralI enjoy a fine whiskey.
And stormtroopers.
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And I'm pretty sure that I might live the rest of my life on a sailboat.
Groups: Timmy Tissues Fan Clubjager addicts anonymous

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     Markus Aurelius's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Sarasota
Body type:6' 1"
Ethnicity:Asian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Some college
Occupation:School

   Markus Aurelius's Schools
University Of Central Florida
Orlando,Florida
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: Mechanical Engineering
 

2005 to 2006



Markus Aurelius BUCS ARE GOIN TO THE WORLD SERIES. WOO!

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About me:
Hey, man. So, could you, like, spare some change? All I need is enough to get on the bus, man. I'm trying to get to Toledo, you know? I've got a job waiting for me down there. I mean, it's not really a job, it's more like a small, amphibious mammal. You know, like a dolphin, or a whale? Some frogs got hair, too, I think. Yeah, yeah, I know, you're gonna tell me to check Google or Wikipedia. Fuck Google. They tried to steal money from my dishwasher, seriously, and also from my refrigerator. The oven fought back, man. You don't want to fuck with a Kenmore, man, they carry knives in the back of the broiler compartment and they are not afraid to use them. This one time I tried to cook this Thanksgiving dinner and the oven (an off-white Kenmore Gas Self-Cleaning 30' Stand-Alone) decided that, no, this year we were going to have pork chops instead of turkey. The oven had whipped up with rosemary-basil-curry batter, with okra and braised mushrooms in a delicate white wine sauce, and we're really not into that kind of stuff on Thanksgiving, you know? I'm all about tradition. So I told the oven "no", and bam! It pulls out this knife. Long story short, I got stabbed in the leg and we had motherfucking pork chops for Thanksgiving. My mom has never forgiven me for that, and neither has the Detroit Police Department.
Who I'd like to meet:
ATM Machine: Feed me a stray cat.

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♥I LOVE MY SOLDIER♥





Oct 20 2008 6:25 AM

lucky bastard lol jk maybe... haha
♥I LOVE MY SOLDIER♥





Oct 20 2008 5:56 AM

lol no! but i wish i was... i am currently in freezing PA how bout yourself? lol <3
♥I LOVE MY SOLDIER♥





Oct 20 2008 4:20 AM

umm the bucs lol

so how ya been?
Baby Wasn't Down With the Heist





Oct 17 2008 4:42 PM

..See more funny videos at Funny or Die..
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Oct 16 2008 12:21 AM

And everyone was JUST saying how nice you've been lately, and you go and change your profile lol
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Sep 22 2008 5:09 AM

i agree babes your are to good at fixing things.
you need to stop being so good!
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Sep 11 2008 1:16 AM

wrong song. i am not drunk......enough
Baller Installer





Sep 9 2008 4:02 AM

super gay song.
why is your brother number one?
Queen-B☆


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Sep 5 2008 12:31 AM

heyyyyy!
i just wanted to say thx for comin to the wedding on sunday. hope u had fun... and was able to walk on ur own lol... lets just say u were a liiiitle wasted.
haha ohand i finally got those rings outa the pool!
AV!!


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Jun 24 2008 4:14 AM

Thank you for today, it was perfff =)
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Jun 21 2008 11:22 PM

HI HATER!!





Jun 10 2008 5:07 AM

haaaaaaaaapppppy birthday!!
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Jun 9 2008 4:06 PM



HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO!!! BEST BROTHER EVER
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Jun 9 2008 5:32 AM

your finalllly 21, happy birthday babs!
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Jun 5 2008 6:26 AM

matkyyy baby i wish you were haer with meeee i miss you anf i neeed you cuddles! i hate everyone on this cruise, ughhhh i just want cuddles=(


but omg, i met this guy and hebought alllll my drinks!$ ahahahahah 9m such a balllerrrr.

hah but i misss youu afm i cant wait to seee you adn get my amazing cudddlessss ugh.


but ill be home soooooon

k byeeee babsssss<3
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Jun 4 2008 8:28 PM

id bve having more fun if you were hereeee =)
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Jun 4 2008 12:52 AM

Come get drunk with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee =)
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May 4 2008 5:09 PM

thanks for forgetting about your dignity and going with me last night, haha it wasnt that baddddd. lol

buttt, im pretty sure im dead =(
♥{K}{e}{l}{s}♥





May 3 2008 9:22 PM

hey! you're nuts... what are you up to tonight?
*~Liz~*





May 2 2008 3:35 PM

LOL!
Well tell your girl to call me!
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May 2 2008 5:30 AM

you give the bestest cuddles ever!
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Mar 16 2008 6:19 PM

Heortophobia: The fear of holidays.
themoxroxmysox♥





Mar 10 2008 12:47 PM

hahaha! it's all so true!!
AWESOME Molly!





Mar 5 2008 4:31 AM

Awwwwwww Markussss

ASAP.






Feb 20 2008 12:19 AM

hiii mark!
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Feb 13 2008 6:18 AM

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Feb 13 2008 4:58 AM

))<>(( forever? =)
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Feb 12 2008 12:09 AM

thats all i do!
rachel anne





Feb 8 2008 11:11 AM

aw im sure you dont get ditched!

well maybe i'll see ya this weekend if you plan on hanging out with her
rachel anne





Feb 8 2008 2:34 AM

same thing actually, just got in from hanging out with casey. i havent seen you in a while! hope all is well :)
rachel anne





Feb 8 2008 2:26 AM

hey whats up?
HI HATER!!





Feb 4 2008 7:54 PM

hiiii so i guess u hate your landlord :)
Lena Michelle





Dec 25 2007 9:41 PM

wow i look nothing like her?
but thanks i guess???
so whats new boyyy?
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Dec 25 2007 7:10 PM

Merry Christmas babyboy=)
themoxroxmysox♥





Dec 20 2007 8:09 PM

haha ok, i'll ask him. but why didn't you just ask him?
adam





Dec 8 2007 1:22 AM

drink drank drunk tonight?
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Dec 7 2007 2:19 AM

hello cute butttttttt=)
adam





Dec 5 2007 12:11 PM

god invented cell phones so i wouldn't miss your party's use em!
adam





Nov 1 2007 9:52 PM

hey you butt pirate hows things? be seeing you around again soon in a drunken stuper im sure u munkey nut cruncher..
BHOW





Oct 18 2007 1:53 PM

baby boy you sooo craaazyyyy
themoxroxmysox♥





Oct 14 2007 6:17 PM

oh no, the pic didn't work. i'll try again.

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themoxroxmysox♥





Oct 14 2007 6:16 PM

jager bombs!
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Oct 6 2007 11:14 PM

mark !!! whats upp
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Oct 5 2007 3:08 AM

how was halo
lauryyyn ;♥&





Oct 5 2007 12:40 AM

awe i wish but im staying i