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Waylon

		Haselwhat?...Haselhwho?...HASELHORST! Male 83 years old DALLAS United States Last Login: 12/15/2009
Mood: ecstatic
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MySpace URL:

www.myspace.com/waylonwillie

Waylon's Comedian Bio

Waylon's Interests

General	stand-up comedy, writing, Texas Hold'em, nature, sports
Music
Movies	Shawshank Redemption, Shaun of the Dead, American Beauty, Pulp Fiction, Godfather, Private Parts, Frailty, Seven, Sin City, Clerks, Goodfellas, Swingers.
Television	Six Feet Under, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Sopranos, Daily Show.
Books	Any textbook that I can sell back at the end of the semester.
Heroes	Oprah, George Bush, Satan, in that order.

Waylon's Details

Status:	Single
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Hays, Kansas
Zodiac Sign:	Aries
Smoke / Drink:	No / Yes
Education:	Some college

Waylon's Schools

Fort Hays State University
Hays,Kansas
Graduated: N/A
Major: Leadership

2004 to Present

Waylon's Clips

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Clips: 1

Total Plays: 299

Plays Today: 0

Driving

Run Time: 61

Plays: 299
Comments: 0

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Waylon's Blurbs

About me:
I have big ears, hairy knuckles, and I got asthma. My greatest accomplishment is beating Mike Tyson in Punch Out

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Who I'd like to meet:

SuperPoke!

Waylon's Friend Space (Top 15)

Waylon has 231 friends.

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Waylon's Friends Comments

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Kelly	May 24 2009 2:37 PM Hi Waylon, Say something funny. Thanks!
LCdances	Mar 14 2009 3:25 AM This comment was sent by your friend via the SuperPoke! app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- LCdances has sent the sun to Waylon using SuperPoke! Get SuperPoke and find out what everyone wants to do to you! Or adopt a SuperPoke Pet now Enough with the cold & the rain already!
James	Feb 26 2009 4:17 AM dude i got a wicked awesome pet chimp!
Kelly	Jan 23 2009 1:29 AM What's your pledge? Hope it's a good one!
LCdances	Jan 2 2009 5:45 PM This comment was sent by your friend via the SuperPoke! app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- LCdances has drunk champagne with Waylon using SuperPoke! .. Get SuperPoke and find out what everyone wants to do to you! Or adopt a SuperPoke Pet now Have a Blessed 2009!
Sheridi	Jan 2 2009 12:04 AM You were really nice yesterday, and I appreciate that. I'm glad we got to meet.
LCdances	Dec 31 2008 9:58 AM This comment was sent by your friend via the SuperPoke! app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- LCdances has drunk champagne with Waylon using SuperPoke! .. Get SuperPoke and find out what everyone wants to do to you! Or adopt a SuperPoke Pet now Happy New Year!
LCdances	Dec 25 2008 4:26 PM This comment was sent by your friend via the SuperPoke! app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- LCdances has wished Merry Christmas to Waylon using SuperPoke! .. Get SuperPoke and find out what everyone wants to do to you! Or adopt a SuperPoke Pet now
LCdances	Dec 25 2008 4:51 PM .. Myspace Comments @ 123glitter. com
BAMBAM	Dec 6 2008 4:00 AM haha all is well and thanks he kinda looks like you oh dang thats right man its you that was a good one i like it
Kelly	Nov 15 2008 4:23 PM Happy Early Thanksgiving Waylon! I just had to get that in there, because it looks like we are skipping right to Christmas again this year.
Cabbage and Cabbage	Nov 7 2008 12:26 AM Check out our new sketch!
The Bob	Nov 6 2008 8:00 PM hahahaha, that has so many odd connotations. And, hell yeah, we did indeed.
Cabbage and Cabbage	Aug 18 2008 5:33 AM Check out our new sketch on our profile!
kirk	Aug 17 2008 9:56 PM that's weird cause i just ran into Jim Bean and he said the same thing about you. hope things are going awesome out there. hurry up and get a sit-com so i can be the mailman.
Deep Laughs	Jul 13 2008 5:22 PM ..
Ashley	Jul 7 2008 11:57 PM Waylon Waylon bo baylon banana-fanna fo falon fi fi fo faylon.....Waylon! tee hee, Ash
Shayne	Jun 7 2008 2:50 AM does that make me your favorite cousin?
Blayne Online Now!	Jun 6 2008 8:01 PM hey dude, I just wanted to pass on the good news...Shayne just got drafted by the Atlanta Braves earlier today!
Billy	May 22 2008 9:15 PM Thanks for the note. I miss you for the only time of my life. While the Celtics are up in a series on you.
KING	May 3 2008 11:20 PM classssic....hope all is well man!!
kirk	Apr 19 2008 12:35 AM what is going on man? I'll make an awkward pause tonight in my set in your honor.
Liem Nguyen	Apr 15 2008 7:11 AM hell yeah... we need to toast a couple shots. how is kansas?? don't know shit about it. you got a projected return date??
Liem Nguyen	Apr 11 2008 11:39 PM hey what up??
J.C.	Apr 3 2008 2:13 AM Where are the Dufresne? How can any one eat, when the Dufresne are missing?!?!?

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