"It's not what you sound like, its how tight your jeans are! "
Gregory Von Quim Baskette.
"Art Phag sound like they missed the talent pit and landed in the cess pit!!"
Quote from a Norwich Forum
Good evening ladies and gentlemen.
I'd like to offer a warm 'Fuck You' to the world of Art Phag, full of scene points, people thinking they are better than you (because the probably are), bleeding ear drums, more fashion tips than Vogue, more fashionable people than an art school. and most of all dancing.
We're not here to be nice, we're not here to fufill the usual band/fan relationship, we don't care who you are, what you do, what our music means to you. Just sit back, light a cigarette open a bottle of Merlot and indulge yourself in a taste of decadence.
If you want us to accept you into our elite tight crew of ass then do one thing, DANCE, like you never did before.
This is a new thing, this is the future, this is the past, this is now, this is everything you ever dreamed about, now, get on the boat before you die or get sick...
"Bow down and kiss my ring... and I don't wear any jewellery"
Westwood
"I think I had it in the back of my mind that I wanted it to sound like a dry martini."
Paul Desmond(we sound like a bottle of smart price cava)
We are Art Phag.. You must be our fans.
For Info or Sex talk- artphag_@hotmail.com
courtesy of miss PHLEGM FETALE... we would like to sex her..
For Bookings
Message us something nice..
artphag_@hotmail.com
Art Phag- Panic At The Tesco Video
This coming Saturday night we go all Italian on your ass as we welcome one of Europe's hottest clubs to London for the first time: L-Ektrica from Rome.
Our launch at Bar 54 last month was one of the best nights out in London so far this year - packed out to capacity with lovely people and a amazing vibe which carried on well into the next day. This looks set to be even bigger so please get down early - it's half price before midnight!
Burn Out X
Apr 29 2007 9:41 PM
junior-high Let me tell you something that happend to me about three months ago.I stumbulled apond a secret that my freind aymer was keeping to him self.There's somthing that most chickas won't say to a guy an that's that you are small in the package.or a guy won't say he has a problem with the size of his boner .I was at my freinds crib in his room chillin and on his computer stand was 6 bottles of this stuff he got from EKLANO.COM I asked him what was that all about,an since he forgot to hide them before i arived he just had to tell me.He said i got this stuff from EKLANO.COM it makes your boner grow yes that's what i said it makes it grow im telling you aymer i never seen enything like it this stuff realy works!on eny guy they garentee it or your benjermans back.I have been taking these meds from EKLANO.COM and it's goten bigger get this two an a half inches in just a couple of month's bro you got to try these there really is a god.Remember shanin from junior-high she woulden't give me the time of day,not eny more bro she's right here number 3 checked of on my new chickas to do list.this has been the best five months of my life my game with the laides is on a new level.Do your self a solid and go to EKLANO.COM trust me it will help your game.
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Nodisko's Zak Frost has just emerged from the concrete bunker where he's been recording a new hotmix - and it's a belter. Download for FREE here.
Got plans for the weekend? THIS SATURDAY APRIL 28TH we're back at Herbal in East London with Italian legend Claudio Coccoluto making a very very rare UK appearance - this is gonna be a total roadblock so please get down early...
Check the preview in this week's Time Out for more info!
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DO you know whats on most girl's minds but they won't tell you or will they.
I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that melvyn has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. KSPOE.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from KSPOE.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at KSPOE.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. KSPOE.COM
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Let me tell you something that is on most girls minds but they won't tell you that size maters or will they?
I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that gibbie has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. TRNUY.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from TRNUY.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at TRNUY.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. TRNUY.COM
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you guys really need to get rid of the spam, man! and what the fuck is happening, you still playing that show on the 27th with 'herhighheels' or what?!
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EASTRE MUSICA
this easter, when all the great musicians from our local area are back in essex... i am arranging a gathering in the new studio in rettendon.
dosent matter what you play, where your from, or if your in a band.
all that matters is that your alright. and you bring loads of weed.
everybody is welcome.
i'll try a list... slap me if your not on it and should be.
the people who NEED to be there are:
Mr mathew lewis
the le beau's + fi fi, laura and chloe
jack carr
zoe
sam smith
as many canvey boys as possible
steaky
le pep
pettit
joe
laurie
gibbons
rob brandon
mary jane
diaz
P.T
clar
perry
the hare
jonny greenwood?
jim jams
jamie shmurg
soul
mary dean
aiden
handsome dan
petit wee
laura lew
bradley ryan (bust out the vox)
clairey parish
everyone from reading 2006 (were avin a laugh)
all the woodham peeps (trev jones, nick + chris acton, joe thomas ect.)
waffy and rory... if your aboot,
and whoever i forgot.
bring your freinds.
