On The Attack is on the attack; striking mighty blows for rockage, smiting evil and those who rock falsely at every turn, churning instrumental quartet improvisations into a crushing weapon of True Rockage.
Nick, Gio, Jules and Jesse were all born in the cold savage northlands. According to tradition, they were sent into the ice caves at age 5, with only a set of drumsticks, a bass, a guitar, and an accordian - respectively. Now, some 15 years later, they have emerged. Mighty warriors and potential heroes, they have taken on the mantle of Righteous Warriors of True Rockage, and have been sent forth into the world to spread the Rockingness, and destroy Those Who Rock Falsely.
Gio and Attack people. Truly there is no such concept as "false Rockage". There is Rockage or not. In the 21st century there will be no pseudo rock for 'On the Attack' shall have smitten them to a lesser existence.
I am on the quarter deck of an 18th century pirate ship scanning the horizon for our next potential plunderings... all the while the sound track of On The Attack plays on....