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  • Kyle Awesome

  • 19 / Male
  • Chatham, Illinois, US
  • Last Login: 7/13/2009

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  • Kyle Awesome is playing WoW on his TV... Fuckin... amazing.
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  • Kyle Awesome Rage and Sorrow.
    at 3:21 PM Jul 12
  • Kyle Awesome needs a job...
    Mood: exhausted exhausted
    at 9:13 AM Jul 8
  • Kyle Awesome is tired as hell!
    Mood: exhausted exhausted
    at 8:22 PM Jun 29
  • Kyle Awesome can't sleep...
    Mood: aggravated aggravated
    at 9:41 AM Jun 28

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    Currently playing:

    -- Geometry Wars Evolved 2 (Gamertag = xPropaganda) -- Call of Duty: World at War -- World of Warcraft (Drak'tharon; Bifrost, Reita) Airsoft, World of Warcraft, Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty 4, guns, swords, pens, inks, caps; love 'em. Hehe... And Dane Cook, if you caught that reference. Anyway... Girls, guys, computers, music, games, food, Mountain Dew.
  • Music

    Cradle of Filth, Mudvayne, My Chemical Romance, Rammstein, Three Days Grace, Smile Empty Soul, Celldweller, Stabbing Westward, Bloodlined Calligraphy, Helltrain, Mindless Self Indulgence, Nightwish, System of A Down, Hatebreed, OTEP, Nonpoint, Chevelle, Disturbed, The Birthday Massacre, Black Dahlia Murder, Slipknot, Breaking Benjamin, Drowning Pool, CKY, Cold, Devildriver, Demon Hunter, Killswitch Engage, Slayer, The Pillows, The Black Mages, Thrice, DragonForce, Dir en Grey, A.F.I., Fallout Boy, Gary Jules, Marilyn Manson, Turmion Kätilöt, Scooter, SAOSIN, Madina Lake, NIN, Sugarcult, Pendulum, Celldweller, Ruoska, Turmion Katilot, Maximum the Hormone, In Flames, Infected Mushroom
  • Movies

    Advent Children, any of Miyazaki's movies, Akira, Wolverine, Pineapple Express, Superbad, and a lot, lot more. 33

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  • Television

    South Park, Doctor Who, Delocated, Family Guy, CSI on occasion, and anything else that looks mildly interesting.
  • Books

    Resident Evil series, Rulers of Darkness, The Taking, Anything by Dean Koontz, Orson Scott Card, GameInformer, and MY book: http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2406659/1/. Work in progress...
  • Heroes

    ... Yeah.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Dating, Friends
  • Hometown: St. Louis, Missouri
  • Orientation: Bi
  • Body type: 5' 8" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
  • Children: Undecided
  • Education: High school
  • Occupation: Being Awesome
  • Income: Less than $30,000

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About me:

Heyo. My name's Kyle, and if you're reading this, be prepared to not be reading for very long. ... If that makes any sense. Anyway! I'm a pretty nice guy. If it seems otherwise, chances are either I was joking, or somebody just fucked up hardxcore.
I work at Kerasotes Shablahblahblah 12, over by Culvers. Come visit me, and I can say 'OMG I'm at work! Fuck off!' :D
I'm funny, creative, and I'm perfectly content hanging out with couple people, playing some videogames, watching movies... You know, whatever.
I work, but as of yet don't have a car. My babies are my computer, my 360, and my G(r)as(s) Mask.
I am a HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATE.
I am a drinker of Mountain Dew of all types... Which is my main reason for not being exceptionally fit. :D
I'm a smoker, but not of tobacco. ;D
Oh yeah... Probably the main reason my page gets hits: I'm bisexual. Don't get me wrong. You could never tell just by hanging out with me on a regular day. I'm in no way a sex fiend, but we all have our days, right?
Things that annoy me: overinflated self-importance, stupidity, people who can't drive worth dick, insects, people who try to give advice but don't know what the fuck they're talking about, people who chastise me for swearing. The list goes on, but those are just major ones. I'm kindasorta writing a book, but I haven't touched it in forever. What I have is at the URL below.
http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2406659/1/





The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful)Moderate
Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Extreme
Level 7 (Violent)Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
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Who I'd like to meet:

Someone with whom I can be stupid, GET stupid, horse around, nerd out, get a sugar rush off some Voltage or some shit, and above all, just hang out. Oh by the way... My sense of humor is pretty awesome, twisted, raucous, easy, annoying, and overall fucked up. I'm a good guy, don't get me wrong, but holy shit can I seem like a douche to the fourth power! I likes me some irony, sarcasm on all levels, fart jokes, poop jokes, gay jokes, blonde jokes (I move away from the computer to inhale), stupid jokes, bad jokes, fun jokes, but fuck knock-knock jokes because... Because fuck 'em. Apparently I also like adjectives and lists... Huh.

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  • Jul 10 2009 8:41 PM

    Ahh okay I understand. Well I'll get on your server and make a toon later on haha. Idk I miss playing with friends ha.
  • Jul 10 2009 8:16 PM

    haha, well fine then , don't shithead <33
    i kid =]


    maybe i'll make a horde to play with yah.
    since your'e so anti alliance.
  • Jul 10 2009 4:20 AM

    You should make a new alliance toon To play with me on he jaedenar server ^^
  • Jul 10 2009 3:36 AM

    Ahhhh what server? And horde or alliance?
  • Jul 10 2009 2:25 AM

    Eh not a lot really. Signing up for school and trying to stay sane haha. Got world of warcraft back so immuh happy girl :)
  • Jul 10 2009 1:24 AM

    Lmao, you know you liked it :)
  • Jul 9 2009 11:38 PM

    haha, what about them?
  • Jul 9 2009 9:00 PM

    Haha, and what exactly would that be?
  • Jul 9 2009 4:50 PM

    yeah, see, they gave me overdraft charges when I wasn't even overdrafting. the lady who was "helping" us seemed to have no clue what she was talking about, claiming the typical bank thing - "certain charges hadn't gone through yet and are just out in space and haven't been sent to us"... then why the hell are you deducting $30 from my account numerous times in a day when I didn't even have a negative balance??

    ugh. at least it wasn't a wasted effort, I no longer have a balance of almost -$300... but christ, all the money I threw away on fees for overdrafts that got strung out because of two faulty overdraft charges... awful.
  • Jun 28 2009 4:40 PM

    Yeah. I like the video for yeah yeah, too. I'm coming home today.yay!
  • Jun 28 2009 5:35 AM

    Dude, I just found a whole bunch of airheads under my couch!!! So Awesome!!!
  • Jun 28 2009 5:15 AM

    lol. i already approved when i talked to her XD
  • Jun 27 2009 10:20 PM

    Ugh, this all blows so much...
    what's your number, we should chill soon?
  • Jun 27 2009 7:45 PM

    I love Matt and Kim!
    the daylight video is extraordinary. you'll love it.
  • Jun 27 2009 7:15 PM

    then you take naked polaroids of yourself and then put them in his sock drawer..
  • Jun 27 2009 2:56 PM

    Sigh... I know. Like, It was really sad because like J-Dubb shook my hand and was like "Mike, you're a great kid and it has really been a pleasure working with you."
  • Jun 26 2009 2:40 AM

    I haven't been able to watch it yet because i'm not by a computer. I'm sure it's great! And you can't have your buddies making fun of your dad.
  • Jun 21 2009 6:05 PM

    just albums and albums of cats
  • Jun 18 2009 7:59 PM

    hahahha. the mullet fro really does provide a significant amount of awesome. thanks for teh kudoz brah lol
  • Jun 12 2009 1:59 AM

    Yeh lol i've noticed!, i get that vibe from people up here.
  • Jun 11 2009 11:22 PM

    HOTTTT! and HUMID! and i tend to be surrounded by either extremely ghettttto ppl or very close minded hicks!!!
  • Jun 11 2009 3:29 PM

    Thanks for the add, brotha. And thanks for the complement. We are trying really hard in the studio to get stuff done so we can show more versatility but just be sure to check us out if ya see a new song add. Thanks a lot, bro-ski
  • Jun 9 2009 8:26 AM

    lol yeh i really did, Houston , Texas
  • Jun 9 2009 5:07 AM

    Allright afterglow at work! You have gone to far my friend!!!

    with love,  Your Dyke
  • Jun 8 2009 11:38 PM

    Im sorry, i was just adding People from Springfield, and thought you looked cool, i just moved here, again. lol