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Music
Elliot Minor of course... especially the drum and bass sections!
Movies
The Almighty Tennis Webby!
Dan's Crib
A Day In The Life Of A Ted!
Television
Team Hetherton's Magical Book Of Ted!
Books
The Book Of George's Famous Quotes
"Something you'll never do?
give up, . i only do it myself, its the choices we make not the chances we take that determine our destiny."
"aspire to climb as high as you can dream, but always set the trail, never follow the path."
"Keep away from people who try to be-little ur ambitions. Small ppl always do that, but the really great make u feel that u, too, can be great"
"Pains of love be sweeter far than any other pleasures are."
"war does not determine who is right, but who is left"
"never check the depth of a river with both feet"
"apparently word on the official elliot minor forums is that i am a nutter after seeing a video of me on youtube... can some one show me it"
"mmmmmmmmmm i love poetry...
HICKORY dickORY DOC,
DIS b**** WAS suckING ME cock,
THE CLOCK STRUCK TWO,
ME DUMPED ME GOO,
AND DUMPED HER AT DA
END OF THE BLOCK!"
"so yeah i am george i am a bit tall and have red eyes. i love going for long walks in the sunshine not not really i lied, but i like to party and i like to ski and i like to dive and i love to have a go at everything,, it makes me a very horny person mmm
i also love rodger..mm.. rodger tickles my pickle. rodger makes me hard
i want to touch rodger "
"my five Favourite Past times. apparently
1.) getting naked on the trampoline playing crack the egg and rapping eminem songs backwards
2.) sitting in the corner of the shower reflecting and rapping eminem songs backwards.
3.) getting naked and rapping eminem songs backwards
4.) riding round to ebs house on my tricycle to play on her swings and show her my willy.
5.) naked in the sand pit and rapping eminem songs backwards.
6.) doing the gud ol' mangina trick"
"Have you ever done anything illegal?
killed a goose, took a s*** on it!"
"im a sexually frustrated MOOSE"
why did the car crashh.?
cos the driver was a loaf of bread....
"i like to invite people to my place and show them horrific things.."
i'm a sex stalker who cuts down trees with an axe which i keep over my shoulder (:
"beige bitch, ur just angry cos your colour int in the crayon box"
"im all for weapons of mass destruction
i wanna actually blow up the iraqy c***s and steal their oil just to pour it on the floor"
"i'm so tired mate,
i made a plan for tonight.
go bash the drums till i sweat like a b****
go read book,
actully not cos i hate books,
smack that girl in the face with the book
then go to bed and watch t.v
wooop
xx"
"i love current affairs mate
dont take the piss
hahha
as if u have the dvd
can i borrow it
i want to watch the news
my favourite episode was wen those two towers got knocked down
xxxxxxxxxxxx"
"woop
stocks and shares
predatory lending
credit crunch
thats the shiz
hahaa
i also like that madeliene girl
she is also in that porn film
forgotten wat its called
xxxxxxxx"
"how random ru haha
why Five friends in ur top friend
LOL
im going to smoke a frog"
"1 2 7 9 23 get a dead cat and pork it
x"
"hi
how are you
???
i wish you were my pet goldfish, then i could feed you and talk to your everyday
and call you a different name like cornelius...thats my favourite
xxxxxx"
"lol im gd mate
i killed my last goldfish
x"
"not really upto anything
dan n ed have got back from london! i got a music exam on tuesday wich sucks!
lol
x"
"im gudd thanx bud
i need a poo
really badly
and im so tired
and there is a weird elliot minor fan in my housen
hahaha
lolage
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
"nahh its a random girl my dads invited round, cos he likes her mum
Lol
and he said she was fit shes not
haha
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
"chemicals in seimen
• ascorbic acid (vitamin C, for tissue maintenance) • magnesium (mineral) • fructose (sugar used for energy) • potassium (mineral) • pyrimidine (organic base) • sodium (salt) • spermidine (catalytic enzyme) • spermine (ammonia compound found in sperm) • sorbitol (body alcohol • blood-group antigens (from immune system) • calcium (mineral) • vitamin B12 (for proper function of nervous system and metabolism) • cholesterol (steroid alcohol present in body fluids) • citric acid (occurs during cellular metabolism) • deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA) • inositol (sugar found in muscles) • lactic acid (byproduct of muscle use) • creatine (nitrogenous substance found in muscle)"
"The pea-shaped bulbourethral glands (Cowper's glands) at the base of the penis produce a fluid we refer to as "pre-cum." This is secreted to lubricate the urethra (the tube that runs through the penis) so the semen can travel more easily
i think that is the BELLEND for us school boys
woo lol"
"we were switching my steak, medium/well done between our speak holes.
he likes his medium/ rare, like his father"
"well the gorges between such strands of the meat contort what you see right here but what is such you see? but that of a light amplificated stimulated emission of radiation casting out the past time of ones advocacy to be anachronistic
i can put my meat where ever you want"
"shut it, i was feeling anguish, its hard to annotate, the angular momentum of that shield of meat (the ileum), created friction therefore annealing my skin broadening me, imbueing me, but for imbroglio situations like this i have to dredge out what is right to show your ignorance and i sware there is insobriety with in us its not fake in this world, it is so obvious! unequivocal enough for you to easily see that ungainly sight cast onto your retinas is unending, undoubted, undying but still unearthly,like to change your thoughts your proximate thaught is most likely prudish and will manipulate you into thinking this has credence which i promise is a true statement.
and i *think* this all makes sense"
Welcome to the No.1 Team Hetherton's BRAND NEW myspace!
run by Dom and Hannah!!! HI!!!
Home of all the best Hetherton piccys... we kid you not!! There's more Hetherton shaped fun here than you can shake a drum stick at! (That's 504 pics at last count!!) Look out for our Official Team Hetherton Ultimate Piccy's... you know they're gonna be something special!!
live pictures taken from Hannah's videos can be viewed here ---->
http://www.youtube.com/user/gottaluvdougie
Now, while we at Team Hetherton love to share, we must be very and extremely boring for a moment and ask that you do not take any of our 'Live Hetherton' piccies without asking please as those piccies were taken by Team Hetherton and therefore belong to Team Hetherton, unless stated otherwise - big thanks to everyone who has already sent us piccies!! Anything else, help yourselves, we like to spread the Hetherton love! Also, if you have any piccies that you have taken that you would like to donate for our magical 'Live Hethertons' album then send them to us! Please and Thankyou!
We have been about for sometime (Fri Apr 18, 2008 @ 2:13 pm is the precise moment at which the foundations for Team Hetherton as we know and love it today were laid, on the almighty Dougiefied Forums! That's www.dougie-poynter.com/forum for anyone who didn't know CHECK IT!!) but we have only just decided to get a myspace for it!
Official Team Saying - I So Would!
~EVERYONE is welcome at Team Hetherton, the more the merrier... we have plenty of Strongbow for all!
~once a Hetherton is claimed via the official and legally binding icons they cannot be stolen!
~Hethertons are allowed to go wherever they want, whenever they want!
~There is no problem that cannot be solved by STRONGBOW!
~If a problem arises that cannot be solved by strongbow...(eg. problems that may be caused under the influence of strongbow) blame Minton!
~"If a problem arises that results in your blaming Minton, it is almost always Davies influencing him to do so due to being under the influence of Strongbow. So, tbh, it's one big never ending circle of nothingness." - Minton's official responce to Team Hetherton's 'Blame Minton' strategy!
~In times of such trouble, Hetherton pics are the answer... always!
~EVERYBODY loves a Smiley Ted! (If you don't, what are you doing here?!)
~Random outbursts of Hetherton love are a natural way of life... in fact, we at The Team Hetherton Strongbow Brewery consider it a wasted day if you do not say "I do like a bit of Ted/Dandy/Hetherton" at least once a day!!
~There is no such thing as an inappropriate time for such outbursts of Hetherton love!
~There is also no such thing as too much Hetherton! You can NEVER have too much Hetherton!!
~plans and piccy dumps is what we are all about...!!
Lincoln on tuesday im so excited lol Ill b instantly recognisable cos ill b wearin Pudsey bear ears i think (just for the fun of it, what with it bein children in near last friday!)
yes i was at the pier :) was a awsome gig :) i got a pic of the day from my pic there its the one every one calls the rock god teddy :) its in that ablum :P
yeah things are good thanks! Teds hair is growing back nicely and looking very dapper if i do say so! Sadly we shall not be in Manchester, tis too far away and I work nights which makes it difficult.Damn work haha and living too far away hehe... Ah coolies well i hope you have fun its an amazing tour and the new song discover is just lush live...
Good evenin! People of team Hetherton *waves* .... how are you all?? Good I hope.... how many of you lucky people are going to Manchester tomorrow? Me and Zoe are going so if you see us come and say hi =o)
oh i love them :) cant wait till lincoln :) you should d/l there abulms i have most of them :) and they rock :) ohh am buzzing for to night XD am in york seeeing the guys :P
yer i no what u meen am saving every penny i have to go to york so i can stay in a hotel god the things i will do for them boys haha :) yer i dont show every thing i find some i lke to keep for myself XD
i wood love to live in lincoln hopfuly going to uni there in a few years XD i can wait till lincoln coz am in love with anberlin to :) i was amazed minor said anberlin was suporting them made me love them more XD coz ive bin waiting to see anberlin for ages XD
wow its soo wired i can talk about minor and music for hours :)
theres a site that i went on to find ppl from ya old school and i was just think in minor :) as always and i had a look for dan up they poped :) yer ive seen the one on tim's space soo cute :)
yes i was going to be going to hull but its bin canceled :( but am going to york :) on sunday and am going to lincoln XD cant wait how about u going to any??
am glad you like :) i have pics of tedddy and dan when they was lil kiddes to :) soo cute i think its a lil rude posting them on net :) i have the rest of the minor crests to :) its awsome but i live the hetherton one :P
days boring in collage so am just being naugthy and coming online :P
Gdgd glad to hear everything is okay.. yeah im good had my first day off in ages! its nice to have lazy days...
OMG 46 days thats savvage... so which date will that be? Exeter Falmouth morecombe inverness edinburugh aberdeen manchester leeds bristol loughborough and london lol
no prob =) thanks 4 accepting im one of the elliot minor spastics & i saw ur comment on our page & i love the hetherton boys so i thought why not?! hope ur gd x
Im going to quite a few dates, about 8 actually lol. Including Lincoln so i'll prolly see you there =) I hope Teddy's hair grows back by the time i see them lol, im seeing em on the 11th october, so theres time lol.
