Welcome to the Johnsons
"two tears in a bucket, motherfuck it!"

Female
22 years old
The LES, New York, New York
United States



Last Login: 3/12/2008
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    Welcome to the Johnsons's Interests
Generaldrinkin, dancin, makin out, playin pool, being incredibly rad, dippin them dimes, rockin out, pissing off neighbors, chugging pbr, hating on stupid people, etc.
MusicThe Ramones, N.W.A., The Clash, Dead Kennedys, Bowie, Public Enemy, The Who, Joy Division, Ween, Blondie, Velvet Underground, Devo, Sebadoh, Talking Heads, and a bunch of other rad shit on my jukebox.
MoviesHillbilly porn. You think I'm joking.
TelevisionI have a shitty television from the 70s that has a bunch of daytime crap on heavy rotation in the background. It really adds to the ambience.
Heroesall of your livers.

     Welcome to the Johnsons's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Friends
Body type:Some extra baggage
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Children:Proud parent
Occupation:happiest little shitbox on earth



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   Welcome to the Johnsons's Blurbs
About me:
I'm located at Rivington and Essex on the Lower East Side of Manhattan. Open friggin late 7 nights a week, and I have the greatest Happy Hour in town... $1.50 PBR's $2 wells & Bud $3 beers 3pm-9pm everyday! that's right....a 6 hour Happy Hour! We aim to get you shitcanned! I also have the raddest jukebox this side of the Hudson, not to mention a pool table, pacman machine, and plastic covered couches! Just like grandma's house! Fuck yeah!
Who I'd like to meet:
All you crazy New York art kids and music lovers! If you come in asking for a white wine spritzer or request a Jack Johnson song you will get Pabst poured on your head!

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MikeySnakeMuscles





Feb 28 2008 5:22 AM

Friday@ 11:00
the Delancy!
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MikeySnakeMuscles





Oct 18 2007 8:00 PM

thanks for the support!
The B's Knees™





Aug 28 2007 10:23 PM

Me love you long time.
tassel





Aug 22 2007 5:34 AM

I'm 21!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Lexi-loo-who





Jul 26 2007 9:17 PM

Friday July 27th
@ the mixdix studio
121 ludlow st 2nd floor
(bet delancey and rivington)
8pm....

...so close.
tassel





Jul 16 2007 6:55 PM

Tit Biscuits!!!





May 17 2007 2:07 AM

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d23





May 13 2007 2:38 AM

oh sweet stuff, iv'e missed you sooooo much. i'll be home soon so keep me a seat at the end of your fine ass bar.
Dehaven Garrison





May 11 2007 10:47 AM

Im playing at luna lounge in Brooklyn tonight at 7, I know, i know... No plastic seat covers but it will still be fun.
C.H.U.D. Babe





May 7 2007 12:48 AM

Dear Johnson's,

tassel





Apr 30 2007 4:31 AM





Dude, I'm totally into Satan!!!





Mar 23 2007 1:41 AM

Dehaven Garrison





Mar 20 2007 9:56 AM

Thanks for the great comment about my music, i love hanging @ your bar. Ya know, its x-pensive to record, so maybe you could buy me a drink early in the evening. I will bring some big tipping friends, and we'll keep them in the dark about the whole thing. What do you say ?
_ SDG
Wooden Ghost





Mar 19 2007 6:15 PM

Put back a few with you the other night , thanks !
The B's Knees™





Mar 16 2007 1:51 AM

Thanks For Last Night...


How many women a day say that to you?
Tit Biscuits!!!





Mar 8 2007 8:40 PM

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Bobby





Mar 1 2007 10:28 PM

So what are you in NY? I wanna goooo.
Leah Elizabeth Gouda





Mar 1 2007 7:21 PM

hudson river bloody marys.... runny and crunchy.... mmmm.....
Derek James





Mar 1 2007 3:07 AM

beeeeeer
MikeySnakeMuscles





Feb 21 2007 7:06 PM

its been far to long since i've been to one of my favorite bars in New york.

hope your not mad at me baby.
MC-Rad





Feb 18 2007 2:36 AM

mmmmm...carpet
Casey Shea





Feb 16 2007 9:01 PM

"two tears in a bucket, motherfuck it!" - how could i have possibly said that better!!!??
d23





Feb 16 2007 6:34 PM

oh johnson's how you wreck me in the best way. three cheers for twizzler...my favorite bartender in nyc.
Union Pool


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Feb 16 2007 5:00 PM

Gosh, we love you too.
Matt Diff





Feb 15 2007 7:54 AM


...poetry is over-rated...
Steven Mertens





Feb 15 2007 2:55 AM

WAKEY!WAKEY!





Feb 14 2007 9:58 PM

Ah, the johnsons. 2 Dollar PBRs. Trouble waiting to happen. Deliciious.
Chang





Feb 14 2007 9:11 PM

peebz
Leah Elizabeth Gouda





Feb 14 2007 8:21 PM

hello there!!! here's just a little note to all you lovely friends of the johnson's..... don't puke or clog the toilet while i'm working! aside from that, i aim to bring you many pbr's and much love!!!
Matt Diff





Feb 14 2007 6:34 PM

Hello Welcome To The Johnsons,

Wow! Look at you! You look great... Although last time I saw that picture of you there was some hottie standing at your side... What happened? She left you...?

Too bad...

Best of luck...great to hear about your clean bathrooms!

Later,

Matt Diff
Wooden Ghost





Feb 14 2007 2:39 PM

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Feb 14 2007 10:53 AM

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Feb 14 2007 2:56 AM

clean bathrooms. haha.
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