You are not your f*cking khakis
It's hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world...

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29 years old
Madison, Wisconsin
United States



Last Login: 7/16/2009
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    You are not your f*cking khakis's Interests
General">.. ..> Gaming of all kinds, trying new things, hovercraft, paintball, reading, science, nature, genetics,conspiracy theories, chatting, skiing, fishing, sports, football, strategy games, philosophy, movies, Adult Swim, Comedy central, Toon Network, Science fiction and fantasy, making people laugh, intelligent conversation, meeting new people, being a comedian, politics, Kevin Smith movies, Mel Brooks movies
MusicRock, Alternative rock, NIN, Tool, Boy Hits Car, Disturbed, Mathew Goodband, Radiohead, Moby, Bush, (early) Creed, Monster Magnet, Oleander, Powerman 5000, The Refreshments, Something Corporate, System of a Down, Smashing Pumpkins, All American Rejects, White Stripes, Soul Coughing, Beck, Offspring, Sublime, The Von Bondies....lots and lots of stuff
Movies.... ..>Braveheart, The Matrix, Starwars, Mallrats, Clerks, Robinhood Men in Tights, Dogma, Spaceballs, Memento, Fight Club, Donnie Darko, The Shape of Things, Requiem for a Dream, American Psycho, Batman, Swordfish, The Patriot, Free Enterprise, Cecile B. Demented, Tape, The Mating Habits of the Earthboud Human, Hackers, Dune, Dark City, Dark Crystal, Office Space, Falling Down, SLC Punk, 20 Dates, Crash, Butterfly Effect,..to many to mention...I'm a movie lover
TelevisionAnything on adult swim, Family Guy, Sea Lab 2021 The Simpons, Xfiles, Star Trek, Most of the shows on FX Rescue Me, Nip Tuck, Starved, 30 Days, The Tick, Mythbusters, Real Time with Bill Maher, Tech TV, Discovery, Science Channel, Comedy Central, Toon. Was a big fan of Carnivale on HBO til they canceled it. Real Sex. ESPN during football season ;)
Books">.... ..>Dean Koontz, Robin Hobb, Arthur C. Clark, Terry Brooks....anything fiction or fantasy. I read ALOT
Heroesintelligent freethinkers-----------------------------------------------------------------------Bill Maher, Albert Einstein, "Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it, you'd have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, it takes religion."Steven Weinberg, Nobel Laureate We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason, if we dig deep into our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not descended from fearful men We can deny our heritage and our history, but we cannot escape responsibility for the result. There is no way for a citizen of a republic to abdicate his responsibility. As a nation, we have come into our full inheritance at a tender age. We proclaim ourselves, as indeed we are, the defenders of freedom wherever it continues to exist in the world. We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. The actions of the [government official] have caused alarm and dismay amongst our allies abroad and given considerable comfort to our enemies. And whose fault is that? Not really his. He didnt create this situation of fear, he merely exploited it successfully. Cassius was right: The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves. - Edward R. Murrow, /See It Now/, March 9, 1954 “I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.” Historian Henry Roberts (1901-1971)

     You are not your f*cking khakis's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:5' 9" / Average
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Education:Some college

   You are not your f*cking khakis's Schools
Nicolet Area Technical College
Rhinelander,Wisconsin
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: Computer Networking
Minor: General Studies
 

1999 to 2001
Tomahawk Hi
Tomahawk,Wisconsin
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Band, PepBand, Marching Band, Chess Club
 

1994 to 1998



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   You are not your f*cking khakis's Blurbs
About me:
Basically I'm a comedian....love to make people laugh....love to have intelligent coversations and mundane funny ones. Movie and music lover. I have too many interests to list but a few are Paintball, video games, trying new things and meeting new people. Basically for me its not what I'm doing but who I'm with....any boring activity can be fun with the right person.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Someone who loves to talk about anything and everything and isn't afraid to voice their opinion. Conversation is truely the best way to get to know someone. Someone easy going and up for adventure and new experiences. There is no more unique experience than getting to know a person, their past, their hopes, dreams and sharing that of yourself. I find I learn a little about myself every time and maybe make some friends in the process. Oh and just anyone who wants to meet a cool guy. At least I think I'm cool....is that vanity? lol .... ....



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Exposing Imperfections





Jun 21 2009 7:13 AM

Nooope, that was actually in Florida during spring break, haha
♥ Dawn ♥





Feb 19 2009 5:21 PM

Yeah, Devon's parents were insane and Ryan's are even worse. I have such bad luck with parents. >.
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♥ Dawn ♥





Feb 19 2009 3:16 PM

Yeah... I got so sick of the parents of guys I dated in WI asking me that like before they even asked me anything about ME. I think that's all most parents here are concerned with. "What's your relationship with Christ?"
"I love him!....... But I am a serial killer.."
"that's ok! You love Jesus!"
AHHH!
/dies
allspice





Dec 4 2008 10:24 PM

aww, thanks! i know, it totally blows but it really is for the best. i have been so far beyond stressed out that i'm in another zip code.
now i will actually have time to MAKE stuff! yay! you guys coming friday night?
Juicy





Sep 9 2008 4:16 AM

happy birthday kiddo
Alicia





Sep 8 2008 8:50 PM

Hey! I haven't talked to you in awhile...but I saw that it is your birthday. So I just wanted to drop in and say...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Exposing Imperfections





Sep 8 2008 5:19 PM

Happy Birthday :]
StephanieROXX





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Jun 12 2008 4:40 PM

So how's it goin down there :-P
Childe





May 19 2008 4:53 PM

not a whole lot happening, really. jayes still manager at his store, i miss being at work, preg leave is boring. tre and jayes birthdays are coming up, i think thats about the height of excitement at the moment.
glad things are going well for you, eventually, probably next spring/summer, were hoping to come back there for a visit, hopefully we'll get a chance to see you!
Childe





May 18 2008 5:14 PM

yeah, we decided to make a back-up just in case doesnt live up to his genetic destruction. due audust 24.
hows it going, anyway?
Jessica





Apr 24 2008 2:06 AM

it's always magic night with me around baby!
Jessica





Apr 21 2008 6:29 PM

Let's play Magic tonight, okay?
Jessica





Apr 9 2008 2:28 PM

Okay, so I'm shamelessly eavesdropping on my neighbors' conversations...turns out the girl who sits across from me? She has no idea who Stephen Colbert is. ?!!!? Even if you don't watch the show, to have no idea who he is, you must be living under a rock. holy crap.
Jessica





Mar 28 2008 7:54 PM

just got a fax from KORG USA. Made me think of ZORG. which kinda creeped me out.
Jessica





Mar 27 2008 9:34 PM

I'm sorry you're bored :(.
I just got off the phone with a guy named Jorge, pronounced Hor-hay. I felt like I was insulting him every time I said his name...
Jessica





Mar 22 2008 3:44 AM

Cute. :) I particularly liked "because the shiny guy? he always worries" and "don't talk back to vader, he'll get ya.
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Aimee





Mar 15 2008 10:17 PM

Hey sweetie, how you doing? I hear they are going to heave support groups for Favre leaving. xoxox
StephanieROXX





Feb 14 2008 11:57 PM

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!
Jenny [Like A] Stone





Feb 10 2008 6:35 PM

just keeping in "touch"... how are you Mister?
roy





Feb 8 2008 5:02 AM

Jessica





Jan 29 2008 6:05 PM

Best check of the day: a pin-up girl check. tres cool...made me think of browyn actually, but she never does anything with her myspace...so i told you instead.

plus a funny story: thomas was telling me a customer called in the other day and wanted a product removed from his order because the item number had the digits "666" in it. it went against his beliefs to order something with that number in it. thomas also said he wants us to renumber the product so he can still order it... nice. like that's ever going to happen. what a nut.
Sarah





Jan 16 2008 12:44 PM

Don't worry...I'll drink a few in your honor :)
Sarah





Jan 16 2008 12:55 AM

Actually, I am going to the game this Sunday!
roy





Jan 15 2008 4:14 AM

hey i thought there was no crying football? i can't stop laughing
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