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Jägermeister
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Imported
Male
74 years old
everywhere
Germany
Last Login: 8/30/2006
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Jägermeister's Interests
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| General | Parties, mixers, divorcees. | | Music | I know that the Jägermeister company sponsors metal bands, but honestly, I prefer Barry Manilow |
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Jägermeister's Details
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| Status: | Swinger | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Body type: | My body is a temple | | Zodiac Sign: | Capricorn | | Occupation: | Master Hunter |
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Jägermeister's Latest Blog Entry
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Read this, fellow Jager Slammers
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I think you're pathetic.
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145 DRINKS THAT CONTAIN ME AS AN INGREDIENT
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YOUR FAVORITE WAY TO DRINK ME?
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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Jägermeister's Blurbs |
About me:
Legend has it I was originally made from deer hunter's blood. The truth is, I was born in 1935 in Wolfenbuttel, Germany. My name means "a master-hunter." I am a mixture of 56 plants, roots, and fruit peels, that is matured for 12 months. And I'm tasty!
I've since gone all around the world helping young people get wild, old people get depressed, and ugly people get laid.
I'm delicious, with kick. Best served ice-cold, on the rocks, mixed with Red Bull, in a Red Headed Slut or a Surfer on Acid.
Nutritional Information (1 fl oz)
Calories (kcal): 103
Fiber: 0 g
Energy (kj): 430
Sugars: 3.1 g
Fats: 0 g
Cholesterol: 0 g
Carbohydrates: 11 g
Sodium: 0 g
Protein: 0 g
Alcohol: 9.9 g
The following is now in bold and in BIG LETTERS because nobody seems to be able to fucking read.
Dear metal band aspiring to become sponsored by the Jägermeister corporation, Good luck. The guy who runs this myspace site has nothing to do with any of that. If you message me about sponsorship, I get to call you "dumbfuck". Likely, you'll get all pissy, but I will point you right here, my front page, which you should have been read in the first place before sending me a message, and then tell yourself "wee golly gee, I am a dumbfuck, aren't I?" And again, good luck.
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Who I'd like to meet:
All Jägermeister drinkers worldwide. You love me, I know you do! And all my old pals from Friendster. I miss you guys!
By the way, if you want a comment from yours truly, then write me one! I'd love to hear what you all have to say about your favorite brown drink in a green bottle.
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