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Wes Johnson
Sketch Comedy / Comedic Writers / As Seen on TV
Two can eat as cheaply as one, if one is dead.

Male
48 years old
Washington, DC, WASHINGTON DC
United States



Last Login: 5/21/2009
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    Wes Johnson's Interests
GeneralI've been seen in the comedy troupe Fresh Victims and in the John Waters film "A Dirty Shame."

I've been doing novelty and parody songs since my days at WHFS. "I Killed Santa," was heard nationally on the Doctor Demento Show. I was the last comedy co-host to Wolfman Jack, writing and performing sketches and improvised bits with him during the live national "Wolfman Jack Show" from Planet Hollywood weekly in DC for two years, ending the day before he passed away.

Movies and TV shows are listed below... mostly.

I have been spending time in LA and in DC, but will be in DC through the hockey season as I am the PA Announcer for the Washington Capitals. Alex Ovechkin is amazing to watch from the penalty box.

If you're interested in getting obsessively lost in the fantastic game worlds of Morrowind or Oblivion, as well Knights of the Nine and The Shivering Isles. Visit The Elder Scrolls website, and tell 'em Lucien Lachance sent ya ;)

Speaking of Bethesda Softworks, I added a number of voices to the newest Star Trek video game Star Trek: Legacy. All five original Captains voiced their original characters for the game. This was my second game with Patrick Stewart at Bethesda, and my first with my hero William Shatner (who's roast on Comedy Central was a scream).

Check my website at wesjohnson.com for film credits, cartooning, and other illicit activities.
MusicMy songs that aired on Doctor Demento, my CHARACTER VOICE DEMO, some of my radio work with Wolfman Jack and the WHFS classic "You Klingon Bastard" can be heard on my MySpace music page.
MoviesThese are some of the films I've enjoyed being a part of...

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Here are some video games I've provided voices for...

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TelevisionStuff I've Done

Homicide: Life on the Streets - NBC
Sketch Pad - HBO
The Wire - HBO
Space Ghost Coast to Coast - Cartoon Network
America's Most Wanted - FOX
An Evening to Remember - A&E
The Mondo Breakfast Show - The Movie Channel
The Arch Campbell Show - NBC
CRABS - Maryland Public Television
Unsolved Mysteries - NBC

Stuff I Like



BooksStephen King, Ray Bradbury, JK Rowling, Neil Gaimon, Peter Straub

     Wes Johnson's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Friends
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Children:Proud parent
Occupation:Actor, Comedian, Writer, Cartoonist


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   Wes Johnson's Blurbs
About me:


Travesty Films Present "48 Hours to Romance"



Travesty Films Present "Last Call"


Washington Capitals - CRIBS! Welcome to "MY" House!

The William Shatner School of Acting

Film and TV Demo

A Dirty Shame


The Elder Scrolls: Shivering Isles - NOW AVAILABLE!

Taste Sensations


The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion

Who I'd like to meet:
Stephen King, Jerry Lewis, William Shatner and Kate Bush.

   Wes Johnson's Friend Space (Top 38)
Wes Johnson has 376 friends.
 Kimberly 


 Sam 


 Max 


 Shari 


 William Shatner 


 Patton Oswalt 


 Jim 


 Pam/Jenna 


 I'm just a Bill 


 Eddie 


 The Pheromones 


 Jan 


 Lewis Black 


 Ricky Johnson 


 Scott R 


 michelle 


 Chris / PBT 


 Jim Gaffigan 


 Brian Posehn 


 Dead Pedo 


 Hard 'N Phirm 


 Molly 


 Christine 


 Brad 


 Cap'n Cable 


 Mondo Gonzo 


 Count Gore De Vol 


 2020 Vizion new song up now 


 Flight of the Conchords 


 blaine 


 Dr.Razorblade 


 Parsona 


 Joe 


 Sprocketholeā„¢ 


 Seth 


 CHRIS AMERICA - Madonna Impersonator 


 *~Chelle~* 


 Duff 





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Lucien





Apr 15 2009 10:24 PM

Thanks for making me a friend! "We are above all else a society of like minded individuals"! I too am a Gemini, and a proud parent, and Neil Gaiman is one of my favourite authors.
"Good Omens" with Terry Pratchett is hilarious!
Best Of Myspace Comedy





Mar 19 2009 12:33 AM

Hey thanks for being a friend
Please CLICK HERE to see our Blog of the Week.
myspace. com/SLOTCARTV


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Gary (a.k.a.) Mr. Spock





Mar 7 2009 7:21 AM

Everyone celebrates St. Patrick's Day in their own way.


Finnegan was an upperclassman who tormented James T. Kirk during his time at Starfleet Academy.

Finnegan taunts Kirk, "You're a stupid under classman. I've got the edge. I'm still 20 years old.Look at you. You're an old man.
"


Finnegan wins the first round of the fight that he starts with Captain Kirk.

Finnegan gloats, "Sleep sweet,Jimmy boy. Sleep as long as you like. Sleep forever,Jim baby. Forever and forever.
"


Kirk finally has enough and he chases down Finnegan and wins the fight.



Spock inquires, "Did you enjoy it, Captain?"
Kirk reflects, "Yes, I enjoyed it. After all these years...I did enjoy it.

The one thing I wanted to do was to beat the tar out of Finnegan.
"


Live long and prosper!
CAPT Gary Barclay Chief Security Officer USS Endeavour @ www. ussendeavour. net
Starbase 06 CO @ sb06. starfleet-command. com
Starfleet Command Q1 Deputy Chief Of Public Affairs @ www. starfleet-command. com
Gary (a.k.a.) Mr. Spock





Feb 15 2009 12:10 PM

Please tell all of your friends to vote for me at the esurance Biggest Trekkie contest @

http://www. esurance. com/welcome/landing/startrek/welcome. aspx

My video is listed as: Star Trek is my...
Gary B.

It starts with me in a yellow Star Trek TOS uniform shaking hands with Danny Bonaduce.

To vote: just go to the top of my video and it reads: Rate video ^^^^^ (click on the 5th delta shield and it will come up "SUPERB"



That's me Gary (a.k.a.) Mr. Spock, Chekov,Sulu,Captain Kirk,Uhura,Scotty and Spock 2004 LA.



That's me, Captain Gary Barclay Starbase 06 CO accepting Starbase of the year award from Fleet Admiral Andy Sams.



Live long and prosper!
CAPT Gary Barclay Chief Security Officer USS Endeavour @ www. ussendeavour. net
Starbase 06 CO @ sb06. starfleet-command. com
Starfleet Command Q1 Deputy Chief Of Public Affairs @ www. starfleet-command. com
http://NoraJ.myarbonne.com





Dec 30 2008 5:51 AM

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Could you please accept it.


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Dec 29 2008 4:49 PM

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Dec 20 2008 7:31 AM

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Hey Wes Johnson,
I left you a gift. Click and pick it up.

Come join my garden party! This one doesn't cost unless you choose to buy other items! God Bless and take care.

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Dec 10 2008 6:19 PM

Gotcha!!! I used to feel the same way, but you know what? When they grow up you can hope they realize how awesome a parent you really are!! If not, then go kick his butt! Have an awesome Christmas!!
http://NoraJ.myarbonne.com





Dec 10 2008 5:47 PM

Poor Santa! What happened Wes, were you denied your favorite toy as a child? Haha
CHRIS AMERICA - Madonna Impersonator





Dec 10 2008 6:05 AM

Hey Wes!!!! Thanks for the Birthday greeting :D
It is so nice to hear from you! It is so great we have known eachother for so many years! I like your default oicture and I am amazed at all the work you have done! I have a nice weekend with my husband and we celebrated at Hooters! I hope to see you again soon!

Love to you and yours,
Chris
Oblivionmodda





Dec 10 2008 4:35 AM

Hi again,
I also know that you are the SUPER MUTANTS Voice actor (I think)
and I am trying to find out if you get a quest from Uncle Sam the Mutant because I really want to be his friend lol.
anyway I hope your going to have fun this Christmas = )
-Wes
Chachie





Dec 10 2008 12:50 AM

Hi Wes-

I remember the WHFS stuff and believe it or not I was a Demento fan! See you at SS Studios.
Cheryl Reynolds Castle





Dec 9 2008 11:46 PM

MySpace Graphics

MySpace Layouts
http://NoraJ.myarbonne.com





Dec 9 2008 5:27 AM

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Hey Wes Johnson,
I left you a gift. Click and pick it up.

come build a garden and save the rain forest!!!

Gary (a.k.a.) Mr. Spock





Dec 8 2008 7:26 AM

Back row: Nana Visitor "Major/Colonel Kira Nerys Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, me "Gary (a.k.a.) Mr. Spock", Star Trek club "Starfleet Command" Chief of Information Technologies Admiral Mark Williams (a.k.a.) Admiral Kirk & Rene Auberjonois "Odo chief of security Star Trek: DS9. Front row: ADM Stacy Mulder, Chief of Membership Services, SFC & ADM Roy Jackson, Deputy Fleet Commander Starfleet Command, Q1



Greetings and salutations,

My best friend Mark Williams (a.k.a.) Admiral Kirk needs your vote to win a Star Trek: TOS Captain's Chair in the final round of the Roddenberry. com's 2008 Member of the Year contest. Mark and I "Gary (a.k.a.) Mr. Spock" are best known for our "Kirk And Spock" shows that we put on at conventions. The 2008 STARBASE INDY convention on Thanksgiving weekend featured us as part of their main entertainment. We had performed "Spock's Brain". I hope that we can get the video of our performance on YouTube in the near future.
Another great reason to vote for Mark is that I only live a few miles from his house! After all, I have been and always shall be his friend.

http://www. roddenberry. com/motyr1. php


Live long and prosper!
CAPT Gary Barclay Chief Security Officer USS Endeavour @ www. ussendeavour. net
Starbase 06 CO @ sb06. starfleet-command. com
Starfleet Command Q1 Deputy Chief Of Public Affairs @ www. starfleet-command. com
Hamburger James





Nov 26 2008 7:08 PM

No need for self flagellation Wes- we'll be back up your way before too long! Thanks for the well-wishes!

See ya'
-Andy & the boys
*~Chelle~*





Nov 24 2008 8:52 PM

You are totally the man!!
Oblivionmodda





Nov 10 2008 10:06 AM

Hey Wes its Wes lol. Oh I love Fallout 3 I can't stop playing it even though I'm not old enough my mum lets me wihoo. Oh and I loved it when I herd your voice Wes Johson or should I say mr.Burke you evil man lol.Hope your having a good day.
-Wes
Dianna





Nov 4 2008 12:42 AM

Thanks for the add. How's everything going? Good i hope.
Keep in touch!!
Sephiramy





Nov 2 2008 3:32 PM

My boyfriend is addicted to Fallout 3, too.. it's pretty much all he thinks about right now.
Who will it claim next?!
Michaela





Oct 23 2008 3:29 AM

hey!! how are things? uncle larry and nancy are coming back to wv soon for a while.. i guess kevin is gonna stay at their house in fl and pay them rent. but..do u know how i can get ahold of timmy and kevin? tell everyone hi for me!
Oblivionmodda





Oct 17 2008 1:59 AM

Hey thanks for adding me and I hope to hear your voice in Fallout 3 or the elder scrolls v.I can't believe that I am your friend you are one of the coolest people alive.
The Other Wes.
Wes





Oct 13 2008 5:02 AM

It is always such a pleasure to hear from my namesake!! Thanks for your friendship. Keep up your great work!

The other, other Wes
Michaela





Oct 10 2008 3:17 AM

things are alright.. uncle larry and nancy went back to fl this week to try and sell their house and move back here! im excited.
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