Wesley Jensen and The Wildcats

Bio:

Sometime ago, on a balmy September night a bright young capitalist, David Evans Jensen, along with his beautiful spouse & domestic engineer, Hope Jensen, engaged in coitus. As a result, the poetry & songs of Wesley Thurston Jensen can be heard today. Prior to the conception & emancipation of the talented Mr. Jensen, his aforementioned parents, had already provided Wesley with two siblings. The eldest sister Harmony Paige Jensen masters in the art of cosmetology, while his big brother wishes to remain anonymous.

APPEARANCE

For some peculiar reason, despite the genetic improbabilities, Wesley’s jaw is lined with a red beard. His aspiration is to someday be revered by a skilled brew master that will pay homage to the fire that dances on his face, by producing a delicious barley wine reserve series entitled “The Legends of Red Beard.”

PERSONAL LIFE

Up until earlier this year, Wesley was the proud proprietor of two Beagle stepsisters named Wynona Jensen and Barley Jensen, when just recently, the latter lost her battle with gluttony. A sad story it may be, however, both bitches had succumbed to the deadly sin making it a blessing Wynona is still with us. Wesley’s adoration for living things can also be seen in a number of animal t-shirts and the ownership of his cat Whoopi, despite the two becoming less attached over the years. Mr. Jensen is also a proud Godfather of two young children from different mothers.

RESIDENCY

Mr. Jensen lives in an environmentally friendly solar powered three-bedroom condo in majestic Northern California. Surfeits of foliage and mountain landscapes provide a picturesque panorama for Redding’s inhabitants. It’s not unusual to find rural folk like Wesley himself enjoying a float in one of Shasta County’s many large bodies of water or mountaineering a local peak.

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