In the Westcoast Kickball League, the phrase “everybody wins” is astoundingly rejected. The League encourages deep, dark rivalries, intractable grudges, and an obsessive, unhealthy desire to achieve kickball supremacy; however, the League also fosters not hitting others in the head, wherein lies a paradox. With these two contradicting ethics, the League is asking teams to view playing as an act that scrapes and caresses the deepest, darkest parts of their insides, leading humans to duel in the ultimate struggle of life: Ego Fulfillment vs. Ego Destruction.
Who I'd like to meet: Apron Assault Squad
Ball Deep
Darkside
Faith/Off
Holy Moly
Matt
Meanwhile at the Hall of Doom
Monster Squad
Pajama Party
Pirates
REEFER MADNESS: THE MUSICAL BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!!! 2 NIGHTS ONLY PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD!!!
The reviews are in and the public has spoken! After a 5-week sold-out run at Live Girls in Ballard, Reefer Madness: The Musical is remounting at the Poncho Forum in the Seattle Repertory Theatre for 2 NIGHTS ONLY! Get your tickets now because they're going quick!!!
"This is the most recommendable and enjoyable piece of theater weve seen in Seattle..." -The Seattlest "DON'T MISS REEFER MADNESS. "-Seattleactordotcom "A Sensational production" - Seattle P.I.
*sigh* WLK: You have made my summer great. and thank you for clothing optional dance party, a giant bucket of beer, awards for every team, kickball field in my teeth.
Unbelievable season WKL, what a Saturday ... I humbly thank you for giving me The "Lindsey", I will accept it's responsibility with courage and honor ...
Seriosely though, what a terrible call giving ME the award ... so many people argue with the umps! I just LET the umps know when THEIR wrong, that's all. Man! It's like a conspiracy er sumpin! C'mon!! It's recockulous!!!
I love kickball. I love standing in the dust and yelling my head off. I love unnecessary slides, dives and nudity. I LOVE WKL! Danger Mustache may not be the biggest winners, but we are the funnest losers!
I am gravely disappointed. Again you have made me unleash my dogs of war. I understand your pain. We've all lost someone we love. But we do it my way! We do it my way. Fear is our ally. The gasoline will be ours. Then you shall have your revenge.
