Stuart 'You All Right?' Goodall Job: Bass Guitar What's he like?: Ebullient, Dexterous and Gelastic
Richard 'Fornication' Jones Job: Drums What's he like?: Concupiscent, Stentorian and Thaumaturgic
Stuart 'Bad Jokes' Ritchie: Job: Vocals and rhythm guitar What's he like?: Galvanic, Profligate and Insouciant
Gavin 'Bowel Movement' Wiltshire: Job: Lead guitar What's he like?: Pertinacious, Indefatigable and Amaranthine
Sounds Like
"Pavement, if their arty arses were ever left with no choice but to go on the last 37 bus, with a dash of powerpop, along the lines of the mighty Jawbreaker; while assimilating the quiet/loud dynamics of Pixies; and not forgetting some truly mindwarping wah effects c/o lead guitarist, and an absolute wail of a lead vocal noise!"
Imagine a cross between The Smiths, R.E.M. and a house fire, though slightly less popular and slightly more destructive, and you have a close approximation to Whale Engineering. They hail from Penicuik, playing a mix of their own songs and choice, tasteful (for the most part) covers. Called ‘quality’ by a drunk man in a pub, ‘pretty good I suppose’ by various students, and ‘an alarming and rather frightening danger to public safety’ by the Office of Environmental Health, this band are sure to bring that certain ‘Explosive and Tragic Car Crash’ factor to any gig or concert.
The card launches on Sept 1st and whats more, for the first month (until 1st Oct) you can get yours for FREE!!!! Simply send us a message here with your name and address and we'll post it out to you! After 1 Oct it will still only be £1 for a card and they'll be on sale at all shows!
SIMPLE AND SAVES YOU HEAPS OF CASH!
AGP x
PS check out the page for all upcoming confirmed shows - we've got heaps to look forward to and want to see you there!
hey fags, dear mr ritchie, how come i am not in your band, i could write the lyrics about.. child molesting, granny bashing and gay hate? just a though guys, but i have wrote you a song, here are the lyrics.
OH Oh Oh OH! OOOOHHHHHHHHH! I grabbed my cock, stabbed it with a fork. whilst listen to bjork, cos i'm a dork.
My mums vagina, is sort of kinda, hard to find, cos after giving birth to me, it turned her vag into, half a pund of diced mince!
hey hey My little Droog, how r we, havent been on Myspace in a long long time, going to start using it more though cos i love emos. I wrote a terrible joke about Jade Goodys little problem, would you like to hear it?
bet your like who the feck is this?well well the booncer from the side of the stage at cab last nite is me and i sing and play guitar and sing in this here band.also check oot my old band namik.cheers guys.
