Jon: "Hey ma! 'What Hand Are For' is talking to me on myspace!"
Ma: "Who da hell is that?"
Jon: "It's a band, ma!"
Ma: "Are they Jazz!?"
Jon: "No, ma. Their rock music!"
Ma: "I don't want you listening to that devil worshiping music! Next you know you'll be masturbating to Danny DaVeto in a pink leotard!"
My ma says your band is devil worshiping music, so we are going to have to keep this relationship on the down-low. I'll supply you with the hand-hugs, and you release more songs. Sound good?
P.S. Jon Locke is my stage name, my real name is Philip Semore Hoffman.
I passed by it on my way to get food heard you guys were playing but since im still 20 i didnt really bother to get in lame i know. How was the show btw? Hollywood is where its at huh lol :)
Hey whats up haven't talked to guys in forever...i hope you remember me??? lol its ok if you dont...but yeah im still getting some of my friends into your music lol when are you guys gonna play another show at set free???
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