Chupacabra Nipple Whipper

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  • 45 / Male
  • Dallas, Texas, US
  • Last Login: 6/29/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Artists like Alice Neel, Lucian Freud, Ray Johnson, Andy Goldsworthy, Jasper Johns, Andy Warhol, Basquiat, Damien Hirst, Frank Gaard
  • Music

    BJM, GBV, VU, MBV, NMH, J&MC, 13th Floor, Johnny Winter, Texas Tornadoes, New York Dolls, George Jones, Frank Zappa, Eric Dolphy, Stereolab, Discharge, His Hero is Gone, Limp Wrist, Neurosis, Bob Wills, The Dicks, Man Is The Bastard, Discordance Axis, The Frogs, Spiritualized and any number of other bands.

  • Movies

    The Lion in Winter, Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolfe, Maltese Falcon, Buffalo 66, Vivre Sa Vie, Valdez is Coming, Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Viva Max. I’ll watch just about anything, however, and enjoy it.
  • Books

    Flannery O’Connor, T. R. Fehrenbach, H. Rider Haggard, Talbot Mundy, Thomas Hardy, Isadore Ducasse, Poppy Brite, Thornton Wilder, Graham Greene, Will Durant and Melville.
  • Heroes

    Brandon Rios, Kevin DeBroux, Bradiy Salzman and Mark E. Smith.

Details

  • Status: Engaged
  • Hometown: Irving, TX
  • Height: 5' 8"
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Zodiac Sign: Virgo
  • Children: I don't want kids
  • Smoke / Drink: No / No
  • Education: Some college

Schools

Companies

  • Phoenix Industries

    1998-2000 and 2006-present
  • EHS Hospitality

    2001-2006
  • http://meangreen.us

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Who I'd like to meet:

my bf already, baby jesus

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Comments

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  • May 27 2009 2:50 PM

    Frank... when have I ever been mad at you??
  • May 27 2009 1:49 PM

    Hell, I was probably too damn drunk to remember your dr. Phil routine.....

    Was it sage advice??? I would expect sage advice, damn it..... *feigns indignantly*
  • May 27 2009 1:04 PM

    Frank.... do you remember that time in that strip club in Minneapolis, and you said you would pay for that lap dance and after the whole damn thing was consummated you looked at me and said, "Greg, just run," as you motioned to the double-doors, with the seven foot tall angry black man looming over the bar??

    And I'm not in your top eight on MySpace...... what the hell, man?
  • May 9 2009 7:25 PM

    What up fellow Oak Cliffian? Hope to see you round soon brotha. Cheers,
    Stefan
  • Apr 29 2009 4:44 PM

    thats great dude.i cant wait to come and visit. take it easy.
  • Apr 28 2009 8:00 PM

    not a whole lot just workin and chillin. whnats up this you how have you been?
  • Apr 28 2009 3:46 PM

    I'm alright, just busy with school and frat stuff. Sounds cool any good shows, who played. Theres too good shows back home in May, should be awesome.
  • Apr 28 2009 5:34 AM

    How you been man, long time no chat...
  • Apr 27 2009 10:45 PM

    thanks for the add. glad you could make it out to the show.
  • Apr 18 2009 12:46 AM

    what should be my album cover?
  • Apr 9 2009 8:46 PM

    What the fuck Frank. I'm lost actually.
  • Apr 8 2009 1:59 AM

    frank, there is no html in this comment by the way. i couldn't type all those brackets, you know... ok frank, here is the question of the season: is it possible for a beat poet to exist in the current milieu? or would that just be too stupid? is anyone who claims to be one or believes in the beats lacking relevance in our culture? if lawrence ferlinghetti was standing at a bus stop in oak cliff, would the dart bus stop and pick him up, or would he simply be left, perhaps to recite exemporaneous verse to the odd Hispanic passersby? guess we'll find out, and perhaps not be validated in a cultural sense either.
  • Mar 22 2009 12:27 AM

    Trés bon voyage!
  • Jay

    Mar 20 2009 10:17 PM

    Hey Frank! What have you been up to?
  • Mar 3 2009 4:23 PM

    how is mr frank?
  • Feb 22 2009 2:22 AM

    Right, maybe I should hire squee to decorate for me
  • Jan 29 2009 10:36 PM

    Cool deal, nothing much here. how's your day going so far?
  • Jan 29 2009 10:20 PM

    Hey, how you been?
  • Jan 8 2009 7:23 PM

    if by uncomfortable, you mean ''turned on and don't know why'', then yeah..

    I know.
  • Jan 7 2009 12:05 AM

    wheres my tenga you motherfucker.
  • Dec 26 2008 5:44 AM

    Merry Christmas!
    ~Sandra
  • Dec 25 2008 1:18 AM

    Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
    Walla Walla, Wash.
    , an' Kalamazoo!
    Nora's freezin' on the trolley,
    Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo!

    Don't we know archaic barrel
    Lullaby Lilla Boy, Louisville Lou?
    Trolley Molly don't love Harold,
    Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!

    Bark us all bow-wows of folly,
    Polly wolly cracker 'n' too-da-loo!
    Donkey Bonny brays a carol,
    Antelope Cantaloupe, 'lope with you!

    Hunky Dory's pop is lolly gaggin' on the wagon,
    Willy, folly go through!
    Chollie's collie barks at Barrow,
    Harum scarum five alarm bung-a-loo!

    Dunk us all in bowls of barley,
    Hinky dinky dink an' polly voo!
    Chilly Filly's name is Chollie,
    Chollie Filly's jolly chilly view halloo!

    Bark us all bow-wows of folly,
    Double-bubble, toyland trouble! Woof, woof, woof!
    Tizzy seas on melon collie!
    Dibble-dabble, scribble-scrabble! Goof, goof, goof!

    And we thank you, Walt Kelly.


    xoxo
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  • Dec 17 2008 1:28 AM

    What, do I have to blow you to get into your Top Friends List? I hope not. I am an inanimate substance, and I can't give head for shit.