Kim Kardashian is Blue Ivy’s new babysitter. Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise have reached a divorce settlement that Katie Holmes will sign while blasting “All the Single Ladies.” And George Clooney got food poisoning in Italy and we know all about it thanks to twitter hero Stacy Keibler. These are some of our favorite links of the day…Enjoy!
Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to a little baby reality star. YES it was filmed and it’s being considered for a nationally televised broadcast.
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Diane Kruger says her beauty secret is “getting nine hours of sleep.” That and also be a model.
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George Clooney and Stacey Keibler got food poisoning in Italy. That means they had diarrhea. Stars really are just like us!
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Kim Kardashian has been given the OK to babysit for Blue Ivy Carter, as long as she promises not to film a sex tape with Yeezy as soon as Bey and Jay leave them alone in their house.
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Less than two weeks after Katie Holmes filed for divorce, she and Tom Cruise have reached a settlement. Probably cause famous Scientologists want to keep their bidness private so as not to anger the ghost of L Ron Hubbard.
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In the wake of her divorce, Katie Holmes will be filming a movie she co-wrote about a single mom and her daughter Suri fictional daughter.
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Mike Tyson explains what a human ear tastes like:
So glad Katie and Tom settled so quick.. But I must admit, I was looking forward to her putting up a brave fight for her daughter. Katie homes no longer in Cruise-control :)
Let me re-phrase that. There are supposed to be four turtles.
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