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Marshall
Marshall Lorenzo
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Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it
Male
24 years old
Auckland
New Zealand
Last Login: 5/23/2009
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Mood:
bitchy
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Marshall's Interests
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| General |
Platinum Cards
Harley Quinzel
Witty grafitti
Gervais
Lego
Bad circulation
Attachment
smart(ass) cookies
George Tropicana/Glass
| | Music |
!!!
The Dears
Gary Numan
Tiga
The Rapture
Martini Bros
Royksopp
Chromeo
Peaches
the Spice Girls
Fischerspooner
The Klaxons
Electrelane
Phoenix
The Knife
Hot Chip
Jem
Danny Elfman
Zongamin
| | Movies |
Batman Returns
Millions
Superstar
Ferris Beullers Day Off
Kill Bill vol. 2
Serial Mom
Heavenly Creatures
the Nightmare Before Christmas
Romy and Michelle's High...
Party Girl
the Life Aquatic
Mean Girls
Addams Family Values
Transformers the Movie
Beetlejuice
the Hours
In My Fathers Den
Muriels Wedding
Pulp Fiction
Aladdin
Best in Show
A Very Brady Sequel
Don't tell Mom the babysitt...
I Heart Huckabees
Beaches
The Royal tenembaums
Goldeneye
X-men 2
Welcome to the Dollhouse
Star Wars
Donnie Darko
Sin City
Clueless
The Goblet of Fire
| | Television |
Heroes
Weeds
Extras
Batman: animated series
Alf
the L Word
Futurama
French and Saunders
House renovation shows
Little Britain
Old school Saturday Night Live
Six Feet Under
Jem
Smack the Pony
the Office
the first episode of Garfield
the last 15 minutes of Top Model
Family Guy
Boston Public
The Simpsons
| | Books | War of the Worlds
| | Heroes |
Parker Posey - for dressing me
Jennifer Coolidge - for being crass
Hugh Sundae - for ignoring me
Joe Cotton - for doing fuck all
Margaret Cho - for my vocab
Forrest Gump - for the shrimp
Batman - for his frenemies
Dino - for the tenner
Mason - for the rides
Bobby - for the lines
Christmas - for the cold
The Misfits - for re-dressing me
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Marshall's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Orientation: | Gay | | Hometown: | Auckland | | Body type: | 5' 8" | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Zodiac Sign: | Leo | | Children: | Undecided | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | Graphic/web designer |
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About me:
I don't want to hurt anybody. I don't enjoy hurting anybody. I don't like guns or bombs or electric chairs, but sometimes people just won't listen and so I have to use persuasion, and slides. My parents, Sharon and Dave. Generous, doting, or were they? All I ever wanted was a Ballerina Barbie in her pretty pink tutu. My birthday, I was 10 and do you know what they got me? Malibu Barbie. That's not what I wanted, that's not who I was. I was a ballerina. Graceful. Delicate. They had to go. My first husband, the heart surgeon. All day long, coronaries, transplants. "Sorry about dinner, Deb, the Pope has a cold." Husband number 2: the senator. He loved his state. He loved his country. Sorry Debbie. No Mercedes this year. We have to set an example." Oh yeah. Set this! My latest husband. My late, late husband Fester, and his adorable family. You took me in. You accepted me. But did any of you love me? I mean, really love me? So I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another. Aren't I a human being? Don't I yearn and ache... and shop? Don't I deserve love... and jewelry? Good-bye everybody. Wish me luck.
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