Nelly “Grillz”
Kelly Clarkson “Addicted”
Joe Jackson “Fools in Love”
Incubus “I Miss You”
Dokken “Tooth and Nail”
Barry Manilo “I Can't Smile Without You”
Earshot “Rotten Inside”
GWAR “Decay of Grandeur”
Ella Fitzgerald “Chew Chew Chew”
Nine Inch Nails “With Teeth”
The Doors “Mental Floss”
Chicago “Hard Habit to Break”
Overkill “Rotten To The Core”
Movies
Little shop of horrors
The Secret Lives of Dentists
Smokeless Tobacco: Basic Facts (if only I had seen this before…)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory
Dracula
Television
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - staring Herbie the Elf
Those whitening strip ads
Anything British
America’s Next Top Model
Books
Daily Meditations for Surviving a Separation
Sweet Tooth
How To Heal A Broken Heart in 30 Days
Mosby's Comprehensive Review of Dental Hygiene
A Short History Of Decay
How to Break Your Addiction to a Person
Heroes
Sandra Bernhard
The Tooth Fairy
The National Museum of Dentistry
Sharks (because they have at least 4 rows of teeth)
Beavers
The guy who invented dentures
Sonicare
About me:
Well, I’m a tooth named Pete and I'm dedicating this page to my break up. Yea, I know. A tooth & chewing tobacco, we never had a chance. It was good for a while, tho. She was always giving me stuff. Mouth sores. Bad breath. Cancer. But the last straw was when the psycho poisoned me – cyanide and a bunch of other things I can't pronounce. My friends don't hang out with me anymore because of her. They’re probably having a great time in some mouth. Laughing. Smiling. Not me. I spend most of my time in my room feeling rotten. Alone. You wouldn’t think being a dead tooth could hurt this much.
Who I'd like to meet: New friends, other teeth and maybe a nice girl who doesn’t spit in public, for a change.
Hey Pete...how's life in da burg...are you ova your g/f yet...I hope so because you had it bad...but you overcame...free at last...free at last...enjoy life man...smell the roses!
xoxo
Very nice of you to add me to your friends. Did I interest you in just being me or do I know you from somewhere? O_o anyways thanks for the add, ill be checking out your youtube videos and commenting them, thanks again for the add.
Pete, why don't you run a contest for song lyrics? I'll bet a lot of talented people could write some songs about teeth, cancer, chew, and what it feels like to be a dead tooth with an ex. How about it? Will you accept lyrics and then put some of them to music?
Pete, have you used the song, "Copenhagen Angel" by Full Choke? I haven't listened to it, but it might be good.
Use this link for more information.
http://mynptv.org/swi/pers/kidsandchew.html
I'll try to find some more songs. It's such a sad topic, so I don't think people like to put cancer and chew and dead teeth to music. I'm sorry. I hope you understand. Just one more thing to add to your loneliness.
Pete, Do you have any special plans for Valentine's Day? I know that it's hard being alone so I wrote you a special poem to help you feel better.
Happy Valentine's Day to you,
I'm glad you got rid of that nasty chew.
It's really hard when you have to part
But saying good-bye to chew is best for your heart! ♥
Stay strong! Your friends are all here to help you!
Hey, Pete! How's it going? I've been thinking about you. A friend of mine is going through a break-up similar to yours. She's not doing real good. I thought maybe you two could talk to each other....you know....help each other when the going gets tough. It's good to have a few good friends to help you through the rough spots.
Pete, my friend has gone through a nasty breakup, too. His ex tried to kill him....similar story to yours. It left him miserable, lonely, and looking pretty rough. He's trying to fill the empty spots, but he doesn't know how to do that. Maybe you can help him.
Pete, I hope you're feeling a little better today. I'm glad you like my smile. It looks like Ms. Chewing Tobacco found lots of new friends. What a sorry bunch. You're way better off without that!