Brian Haggins- Bass, Alcohol, Part Time Moonshine Runner-
Josh Bednarski- Guitar, Booze, TNT;
Krystof- Voice, Hootch, Ink;
Tim Colby- Drums, Drinks and Explosives;
Paulie Part Time- Guitar, Booze and whatever he wants to be cuz you're in no position to question it.
THE MORE YOU DRINK THE BETTER WE SOUND. GUARANTEED TO STICK IN YOUR HEAD AFTER 13 DRINKS AND 24 LISTENS (WITHIN THE SAME NIGHT)
Influences
Deadbolt, Social D, Albert King, Buddy Guy, SRV, Cash, Elvis, Los Straitjackets, and anything that will help a hangover
Sounds Like
The ringing in your ears after drinking 37 beers, a quart of bourbon and seeing how fast your car goes.
First, I'll need to explain something. Whiskeyfist is not exclusive to drinking whiskey only. We love almost all booze. It's just that we also really like whiskey, and the name pretty much sums up our image. Which brings me to the most commonly asked question that everyone in the country has been asking. Who is Whiskeyfist? Are they a gang? A band? A business? Well, here's the answer. Whiskeyfist is a band out of Springfield that enjoy drinking, motorcycles, creepy music, a good story and watching fights. If you play your cards right, you may even be able to get to hear us live some day, and if you do, make sure you buy us a drink. It's only common courtesey. Hopefully, we'll be coming soon to a seedy joint near you, if not, perhaps we'll bump into you during our latest bender. If that's the case, then don't take what we say personally, if you buy us a drink, we may apologize, we may not. If you're still walking funny from the time you talked shit and your knees got blown out from a baseball bat 2 years ago, that doesn't mean it was the baseball bat in our bass players trunk, regardless of the identical wood grain; he uses it strictly for athletic purposes if you know what I mean; If you notice your wallet is missing and our guitar player suddenly has a fresh bottle of Crown Royal, hey, coincidences happen, but you can always put your cash somewhere else and regard it as a lesson learned. If you realize that your tires are slashed and our other guitarist happens to have been playing with a switchblade all night, I'm sure he has an alibi that you better believe since he's the one with the blade. For what it's worth, our frontman has a certain knuckle out of place already, so if your buddy is missing, and he happens to be your buddy who likes to mouth off to frontmen and ends up gone in an instant, hey man, that knuckle went out of place years ago if you know what I mean, so shut the fuck up if you know what's good for you. Oh, and you don't even want to know what our drummer has been up to all night, but trust me when I say, you're better off not knowing. (Even if that means your credit cards are all corrupted and images of your girl with a donkey suddenly emerge on the net)
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We're a ROCK band that also plays BLUES. Last year we came in second in the blues category as the Barely Legal Blues Band. You decide or nominate us for both or what ever. NEW BAND too since we slightly changed the name and 2 members are new.
Members are:
John Fitzback - Lead vocals and Lead/Rhythm Guitar Paul Seifert - Bass Guitar Mike Fitzback - Lead/Rhythm and Backing Vocals Bryan Klein - Drums and Backing Vocals
Glad to see the ball is rolling. We need to share a bill together really soon. Not a bar bill you drunx! That would be way too costly with both our bands.
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