Smooth Criminal
shady pines, ma.

Female
30 years old
Paradise City, Washington
United States



Last Login: 7/14/2009
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MusicThe Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Extreme
Level 7 (Violent)Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

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Stone Temple Pilots 2008
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MoviesDumb and Dumber is the greatest movie of all time!!! Followed closely by Police Academy 4. And Billy Madison, Tommy Boy, Big Daddy, The Waterboy....can you tell I'm a big Adam Sandler fan? The Wedding Singer, Night at the Roxbury, 50 First Dates, The Naked Gun trilogy (absolute genius!), The Wedding Planner, My Best Friend's Wedding, Pretty Woman, Dirty Dancing. I like a few chick movies but most of them are crap. And I don't like to watch anything too serious. What's the point? Horror movies scare me too much. I have nightmares so I don't watch 'em.
TelevisionI love tv and I don't care who knows. Mostly I don't watch reality tv though, because it's stupid. I like reruns. Roseanne, The Golden Girls, Murphy Brown....& of course Law & Order! Ga-gung!! Don't try to call or text me in the afternoons...I'm watching SVU on Tivo! I got back into CSI, too, but just the original. I liked CSI: NY the first time around....when it was called Law & Order! I love Two & a Half Men, too--best tv theme song ever! Family Guy is always funny
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scary motherfucker

I'll take whatever's the last book Stephen King wrote because I fucking love him. I think The Shining is my favorite-so much scarier than the movie. And I have a collection of rock star biographies that I love to read over and over again. Anthony Keidis & Tommy Lee have fascinating stories. The Slash book was a little disappointing, though. I love Gourmet & Bon Appetit, and Seattle Met, Cosmo and Glamour sometimes, & Fitness, which is weird. I like to read maps and menus, too. Don't know why.

     Smooth Criminal's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:5' 3" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Pastry Chef

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Take the quiz:
Which Random Irish Gaelic Phrase Are You?

Pog mo thoin
Pog mo thoin - 'Kiss my ass.'You're one tough bastard, and if anyone doesn't like it, they can kiss your ass. You enjoy fighting and causing grievous bodily harm. Hey! What are you lookin' at, punk?


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I don't see the glass as half empty or half full, I just drink whatever's in the motherfucker. I hope it's wine. I suppose that means I live for the moment and don't worry too much about what's happened or what may happen. Life is too short.


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Who I'd like to meet:

i would like to meet a shark. this shark smiled at me.



specifically this shark. because it's weird.

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A Bun Warmer in Pajamas





Jun 12 2009 2:52 PM

Lol, we're glad you enjoyed! :) He and I had a lot of fun putting that one together, haha. We may have to keep it intact for future birfdays...and hope they release a cone party hat accessory between now and January. :p
Pierced Hearts





Jun 9 2009 1:43 AM

Happy Birthday!!
Rita





Jun 8 2009 3:03 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAYMER! :-)
A Bun Warmer in Pajamas





Jun 7 2009 9:15 PM

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Thank you, I think I SHALL enjoy it in good health! :)

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Candi





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that's why the mom always gets stuck with them!!

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This should make Ramon's lips nice and green. Oh wait, they already are.

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Candi





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Candi sent you a thank you note for your gift of 1 Braided Twist Bread:

perfect for the spring picnic!! thank you!

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A Bun Warmer in Pajamas





May 21 2009 11:32 PM

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HA! I was so just looking at that in the pet shop and laughing!!

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Foxy Boxing sent you a thank you note for your gift of 1 Braided Twist Bread:

Why, it's not unlike the one that sat in my back window for 3 weeks. I thank you for it.

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KimberlyAnn





May 15 2009 3:20 PM

Hey chica!! I'll be moving to Texas soon! We all need to get together before I take off!!
Foxy Boxing





May 8 2009 4:41 AM

I was totally gonna make "Condoms, Rose, CONDOMS CONDOMS CONDOMS!!!" my screen name.
Thrill seeker





May 8 2009 4:41 AM

hey lady! have a blast in Montana! Visit the testies for me and give them a kiss! ha ha! Just wanted to let you know I love you! even though you suck for getting to leave washington! i guess you can make up for it when you get back by having a margarita date with me! muah!
KimberlyAnn





Apr 27 2009 3:05 PM

You gotta come out to my B-day party next fri night at Palmers!!
A Bun Warmer in Pajamas





Apr 25 2009 10:54 PM

And please, while you're at it, scream "CONDOMS, CONDOMS, CONDOMS!" at random intervals.
Thrill seeker





Apr 22 2009 5:51 AM


have i told u lately that i love you?.....
Thrill seeker





Apr 20 2009 3:24 PM

liquor me up and licker me down! haha! sushi date this week?
Sabrina





Apr 15 2009 3:14 PM

how did the car get smooshed
KimberlyAnn





Apr 12 2009 6:10 PM

Happy Easter!!!
KimberlyAnn





Apr 9 2009 6:31 AM

Damn, I wish i could but have Sky on Sat nights.. I might head there fri night after work!! Either way, SUMMER is coming up, sooo beach, BBQs, SUNNNN!!! :)
KimberlyAnn





Apr 9 2009 5:41 AM

Hiiii!!! How are you???
JJ





Apr 6 2009 6:53 AM

feeling unveiled, eh?? :)
Finbad The Sailor





Apr 3 2009 7:30 AM

Run it under cold water run it under cold water!!!!!!
Thrill seeker





Mar 29 2009 4:56 PM

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Thrill seeker





Mar 29 2009 2:24 AM

dude we need to hang out! what about next friday? says yes say yes!
Foxy Boxing





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