Rabbit

About me:

Watch me draw LIVE. Plays Steam Powered Giraffe video reruns when not broadcasting.

"BLOODMAN. My online Comic"

"Gothic Romance III."

"Of Petticoats and Automatons ."

"40,000 Winks Under the Z."

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"Victorian Conception."

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"World of Warcraft Art."

I hold imagination closest to my heart.

Also I'm a mime. Run for the hills now.

I'm a chameleon. Actor, artist, Charleston Chew. I have an elastic face, and I work as a mime in a singing robot mime band. I love creating weird stories with my work, be it a painting of two cowboys with lawnmowers for heads or an abstract pantomime piece about...an emu who...befriends a sausage only to discover said sausage's delicious-ness and eats his friend. Yeah, I think someone needs to hire me as a director so I can have enough money to ...buy like a giant gold toothbrush or something.

Anyway, I don't like worms, maggots, snails, slugs, grubs, or leeches, but I do like snakes...and giant millipedes are horribly terrifying creatures. But you knew that because shit, they have like 5,000 legs. Anything that has more than...3 legs is terrifying.

I like levity. If you can't laugh at least once a day you're waisting precious time not laughing. That, or you are incapable of laughing due to some tragic laugh-related injury like maybe you got into a cream pie delivery truck pileup or something.

I pass my days working a lot. Miming has taken over a lot of my life as the group keeps picking up more steam. In my free time I watch too many movies and will log on to World of Warcraft if the mood strikes. I really love movies though. I'm also obsessed with Halloween. Oh, and I've been a fan of dinosaurs since I was a wee-'un.

I also love entertaining people. Taking someone's mind off of their problems, even for a short moment is my greatest pleasure and my passion. I've been a vampire, cowboy, pirate, robot, stereotypical white faced mime...done it all! I draw too as I stated earlier...it is usually dark, morbid and 'gothic,' but that's just the way I draw...Trust me, I don't eat babies or slit my wrists, and I'm not "GOTH." But a lot of people associate my artwork with that subculture for obvious reasons. And that's cool. I love life and happy things; like puppies and Slurpees...it's just that I've always drawn weird stuff. You can see more of my craptastical artwork on my deviantArt Gallery.

"Seed."

"Not My Friend."

"Alf's Dream."

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