Just got back from the Polish Market and sorta made a scene in line after I passed gas and this guy took it personal because I was too close to his wife.When I farted it accidentally sprayed,splashed and spattered diarrea down my leg and it stunk real bad and it was noticable also,{especially with shorts on}.I threw the money on the table got my Corn,Tomolies,Eggs,Lamb,Squid n Peppers and said keep the change and ran outa the store.Then there's the guy that got pissed about me fartin near his wife.I said "sorry" but he wasn't havin it.He began yelling in Polish and clenching his fists.Then I began projectile vomiting close to him.I wiped off my mouth a bit and I said "Sorry but Im real sic! and I gotta go to ER or a bathroom fast"!!!got in the car and drove off laughing!Got back to my home and took a hot shower,sprayed more shit all over the bath mat ,tile and shower curtain as I bent over to pick up the soap then the curtain collapsed and fell on top of me.Fuckin draft beer sux!!!
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NEW HEAVY SOUNDS - A club night for those not afraid of aural assault!
A new night of heavy live sounds and DJs to match in a new venue as dark and loud as necessary.
Following the storming first night of New Heavy Sounds in September (with the marvellous BO-NINGEN headlining), we're super excited about the next NHS night, with zombie-baiting wonders CHICKENHAWK supported by the brilliant heavy garage of BAD FOR LAZARUS, the tight'n'heavy FRAFF and Cardiff's great STRANGE NEWS FROM ANOTHER STAR.
DJs include IGOR VOLK (NYPC / Diesel:U:Music Radio rock show) + STU PLIMSOLES. Visuals courtesy of image meister the k e r n s.
From Rock to Extreme Noise, Hardcore to Acid Rock, Grunge to Doom, Garage Rock to Stoner ie anything that is extreme rock'n'roll!!!
Not only do i know a Cadaver Recovery Man...But Now I Just found out That My friend is Hiking the Appalachian Trail next Feb. by himself. Played App. Chain for him...Thought it was kickass. Hey it smells like Cod vagina in here!
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