Ack! Totally free form. I could put anything here. Why, the freedom is ridiculous! I could subvert the dominant paradigm, I could foment a rebellion, I could make you fall in love with me. And if wishes were horses, beggars would ride. People and connecting with same is my drug of choice and drives quite a few of my decisions as well as my hobbies. Just ask me, since I've got so many (and no, i'm not compensating for a tiny...well, nevermind) I just can't write them all down and encapsulate them.
Someone would have to be blind and deaf to miss out on the fact that you are a lesbian.
You've been checking out women for so long that you've gotten it down to a science.
You love tits and legs and smarts.
You enjoy sex with ladies, from kissing to banging to eating them out.
You hope to settle down with a woman and make a vow with her for life.
You are most worked up about the lack of a legitimate gay marriage.
Since men are not your thing, legal marriage is a difficult opinion.
You long to live in a lesbian utopia!
My new job can be a way for you to reduce your carbon footprint. Join and make money today please. Oh, and save the planet, too!
Music
Women's music. Did I mention I've got this thing for female musicians? They just drive me right up a wall. Some musical interests: Ani, Indigo Girls, Lesbo punk, Lesbo folk, and isn't that really the only two genres we occupy? Sad. Old skool Cris Williamson, Tret Fure, etc. New Skool...well...no one has taken their places. The hell with it. I like most kinds of music, with the (write this down now) notable exception of most counry, all RAP and most R&B-type stuff.
You Are Sheryl Crow!
Down to earth with tons of creative energy
When you talk, everyone can relate to you
"Life springs eternal
On a gaudy neon street
Not that I care at all"
All of them, even the horrible ones. And here is the list of movies that I currently own. There are Two hundred forty nine of them so...peruse carefully. But this should give a movie buff a good idea of my character:)
50 First Dates
Adam and Steve
Addams Family
After the Sunset
Aliens
All Over Me
All Over the Guy
Altered States
American Pie 2
America's Sweethearts
And Then Came Summer
Armageddon
Austin Powers: Goldmember
Bad Education
Bar Girls
Baseketball
Bedazzled
Bend it like Beckham
Better off Dead
Better Than Chocolate
Big
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Birth
Boiler Room
Bone Collector
Bookies
Bowling for Columbine
Boys Don't Cry
Breakfast on Pluto
Bringing Down the House
Bubba HoTep
Butterfly Kiss
Cat's Eye
Catwoman
Cell, The
Charlie's Angels
Charlie's Angels 2
Chicago
Chocolat
Chronicles of Riddick
Claire of the Moon
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
Core, The
Corpse Bride
Craft, The
Crash
Dead Again
Deep Blue Sea
Desert Hearts
Devil Wears Prada, The
Disturbing Behavior
Dogma
Donnie Darko
Dos Fallopia
Duplex
E.T.
Eddie
Elektra
Elvira
Employee of the Month
Epic Movie
Escape to Witch Mountain
Eulogy
Ever After
Everything is Illuminated
Everything Relative
Faculty, The
Fahrenheit 911
Family Affair
Family Guy Movie
Fantastic 4
Far From Home
Farce of the Penguins
Final Cut, The
Final Destination 2
First Wives Club
For Your Consideration
Fried Green Tomatoes
Gangs of NY
Gay Deceivers, The
Ghost Rider
Ghost Ship
Ghosts of Mars
Gia
Gladiator
Go Fish
Gold Diggers
Gone in 60 Seconds
Goonies, The
Green Mile, The
Gun Crazy
Hard Candy
Harold and Kumar go to White Castle
Harry Potter: Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter: Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter: Prisoner of Azkaban
Hellboy
Hidalgo
Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Home Fries
Hoodwinked
Hotel Rwanda
I Heart Huckabees
I, Robot
Identity
Idiocracy
Imagine Me and You
In Her Shoes
Incredibles, The
Incredibly True Adventures of Two Girls In Love
Independence Day
Intermission
Jawbreaker
Jay and Silent Bob
Jesus is Magic
Jurassic Park
Kate Clinton
King Kong
Knockaround Guys
Lake Placid
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Lemony Snicket
Libertine, The
Life Aquatic, The
Little Miss Sunshine
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship
Lost and Delirious
Lost Souls
Love Actually
Mad Love
Man of the Year
March of the Penguins
Matchstick Men
Mean Girls
Meet the Fockers
Men In Black II
Mighty Ducks, The
Mirrormask
Monster
Monty Python's Holy Grail
Mosquito Coast, The
Motorama
Mrs. Doubtfire
Murder by Numbers
Music & Lyrics
My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Nanny McPhee
Night Before Christmas
Night Watch
Not Another Teen Movie
O Brother Where Art Thou
Oceans' 11
Office Space
Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Opposite of Sex, the
Pan's Labyrinth
Pink Flamingos
Pirates of the Caribbean
Point of No Return
Preaching to the Perverted
Priest
Prime
Priscilla Queen of the Desert
Prozac Nation
Queen of the Damned
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Riding in Cars with Boys
Ring 2, The
Ring, The
Runaway Jury
Saved
Saw
School of Rock
Scorpion King
Scream
Secret Window
Secretary, The
Serenity
Shallow Hal
Shark Tale
Shaun of the Dead
Shawshank Redemption
Showtime
Shrek
Shrek 2
Signs
Sister Act
Sixth Sense, The
Skipped Parts
Some Prefer Cake
Sound of Music, The
South Park Movie
Spiderman
Spiderman 2
Stay
Stepford Wives
Sublime
Suspect Zero
Tank Girl
Taxi
Teaching Mrs. Tingle
Team America World Police
Ten Tiny Love Stories
Thank You for Smoking
The Oh in Ohio
Thelma and Louise
Those that love me can take the train
Tomb Raider
tomb Raider 2
Trainspotting
Treading Water
Triple X
Tripping the Velvet
Uncle Buck
Underworld
V for Vendetta
Van Helsing
Vanilla Sky
Vanity Fair
Vertical Limit
Virgin Suicides, The
Virtuousity
Volcano
War of the Worlds
Weatherman, The
Wedding Singer
Whale Rider
What Dreams May Come
White Noise
Wicker Park
Wilderness Survival for Girls
Wishful Thinking
Without A Paddle
Xmen
xmen 2
This should be enough to give you a good idea of what I like, who I am, what I like to do, etc:)
Television
Only when I'm unable to force the other people in the room to turn it off. Okay, dirty little secret alert: I'm totally into Lost. Desperate Housewives is okay and Commander in Chief is pretty damned cool. I'd take a bullet for Geena Davis ;) And now I can watch Sci fi channel without feeling guilty. Yay for futuristic cheesy vampire movies and horribly bad bermuda triangle original movies :)
Books
OOh. which wall should i start with? How many books have I read? How many still to read? And I reread. I'm crazy for books. I've got one in every room of the house so I don't have to move very far to get my hands on one. Yay me! Some authors ex libris: Piers Anthony, Heinlein, Cherryh, MZB, Norton, King, Gaiman, lotsa lesbian stuff. Duh.
Heroes
The person who gets me my next great job!Women who change the world around them rather than let it wear them down. I guess I'm including myself in that, now that I've reached a new level of maturity :) "Well behaved women rarely make history" and I think I'm going to make some herstory, darling.
About me: Ask and ye shall receive. I'm an entertainer through and through. Laughter is my drug of choice, and if you laugh at my jokes I'll worship you. Kinda random, spontaneous but dependable. I'm a good time and a cheap date. All I want right now is a pinch of snuggling, perhaps a dash of making out, two cups of laughter and a tablespoon of MAS.
This is me, in a large, smelly, furry, beast of burden kinda nutshell:
Chinese Zodiac : Ox
The most compatible match for an Ox is the Snake or the Rooster.
The Ox of Chinese Astrology is no bull in a china shop. Steadfast and solid, this powerful Sign is a born leader, being quite dependable and possessing an innate ability to achieve great things. Oxen tend to be plodding and methodical; they approach projects in the step-by-step manner that serves them best, and they never lose sight of their goal. They are tireless workers who are detail-oriented and believe in doing things right the first time.
The world may perceive Oxen as being far too serious or incapable of loosening up. This sturdy sort is less than social by nature and tends to become introverted in a crowd. To make things worse, they can't be bothered with what other people think and prefer to do what makes them feel best. Behind that calm facade, though, lives an Ox who can feel hurt, lonely and unable to connect with others. Friends and family are a great source of comfort to this beast, even if they don't always understand what makes the Ox tick. As a lover, friend, family member or housemate, the Ox makes a wonderfully strong, tender and affectionate companion who is protective and always reliable.
Out in the world, though, Oxen tend to be stubborn, dogmatic, my-way-or-the-highway kind of people who have no concept of when to back down. Oxen don't care to be pushed, especially since they think they're the good guys of the Chinese Zodiac. There is some truth to that theory, since the Ox is smart, trustworthy, caring and honorable. If you need honest, steady and unbiased advice, call on the Ox.
A good lesson for mighty Oxen is to strive to overcome a judgmental nature that keeps them from getting close to others. If they can learn to value their own good qualities, they'll have more room in their hearts to invite others in.
You Are Right Brained In Love
Bit of a drama queen
Peacemaker, first to end a fight
Good at thinking up creative dates
Tend to fall in love and get hurt easily
Going with your gut instead of your head
Emphathetic and caring, sometimes to a fault
Good at recognizing patterns in relationships
Been in love many times, perhaps too many to count
Wildly passionate and intense when falling in love
Spontaneous with relationships, going with the flow
Overly visual - can play back past dates like movies in your mind
Roses, love poems, and stuffed animals are a good start to winning your heart
You distrust the government, are fiercely independent, and don't belong in either party.
Religion and politics should never mix, in your opinion... and you feel opressed by both.
You don't want the government to cramp your self made style. Or anyone else's for that matter.
You're proud to say that you're pro-choice on absolutely everything!
You're a Recruiter Lesbian!
Loud, proud, crass, and horny, you have no problem letting the ladies (even the straight ones) know that you're a big ol' queer. You think men are completely useless trash, and if it weren't for them, you'd have all the girls to your sexually active self. You are probably really good in bed... call me?
Who I'd like to meet: You. And you. And your cute friend. And anyone else you'd care to introduce me to. Humanity at its best, cuz I've certainly seen the population at its worst, as have you. I am an unabashed lookist - i don't care what others think, but if there's no chemistry, there ain't no chemistry and we'll have to shuffle along as friends. I want to meet people who identify with the song "Gypsy" by Suzanne Vega off her Solitude Standing album. "Now hold me like a baby that will not fall asleep. Curl me up inside you and let me feel you through the heat."
so leave me a message here and maybe we can meet!
Hiya Peaches! I hope all is well with you and yours. I've been thinking of you lately and everytime I see a baby Jesus in a nativity I want to steal it for YOU! Love you bunches.....
Okay, so now that I'm acting like I'm on crack.....atleast I will be here for your b-day after all. Let's start planning! We have less than a month. :)
