About me:

I know I'm supposed to put up something witty about myself, but I'd rather not. You might think you know me. Then you'd start showing up at Thanksgiving dinners and birthday parties. I mean ... that can be fun. It's always a challenge to find new places to put bodies, but ... well ... I've said too much.

If you must know, depending on who you talk to, I'm a writer, a musician, an artist, or a poet. Take your pick. I'll answer to whatever. Mostly, though, I just think of myself as a guy with a bunch of stuff running around in my head that he desperately wishes he could get out.

I live in beautiful Saint Petersburg, Florida, and am happily involved with a wonderful woman who was just crazy enough to take a chance on me.