Wide Receiver ™
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Wide Receiver ™
- Havre-de-Grace, Maryland, US
- Last Login: 12/13/2009
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The only way to have Freedom of Religion is to have a government free of religion.
Especially, if a government's religion teaches a Gospel of Hate and Ignorance!
Simon & Schuster Audiobook
Current Moon Phase
I would like the find equilibrium in my life: The balance of the elements - Air, Fire, Water, and Earth. The balance of being - Mind, Body, and Spirit. The balance of forces - Smooth out the gradients between Light to Dark, Hot to Cold, Positive to Negative, and Good to Evil.
Not only do things need to be equalized but the true nature of things needs to be revealed, as well. Right now, there is far too much heat and far too much darkness. There is great evil masquerading as great good and, also, far too many people pretending that what is right and true is wrong and false (and visa versa). Their self-deception is so complete that they have lost the ability to reason. This traps us all in a collective nightmare and I fear that no one will be able to awaken from it in time.
I have a fair amount of background in biology and related sciences, too. I eat red meat, drink beer, and even watch NASCAR from time to time. I guess you could call me a hi-tech, red-neck.
I do photography (black-and-white and color) and graphic design in tradition and digital media. I also do painting and drawing in traditional and digital media, sculpture (I would kill for a rapid proto-typer - voxels rather than pixels), ceramics, and creating audio and video pieces.
In my previous lifetime (before being physically disabled), I was a strength coach and athletic trainer. I worked as a Fitness Specialist at a large metropolitan athletic club doing fitness evaluations, personal training, etc. Before that I worked as a trainer at a smaller fitness facility. I also had extensive experience as a lifeguard and pool operator and had a knack for keeping even the most temperamental aquatic facilities functioning smoothly. I used to teach swimming and diving as a Water Safety Instructor.
Oh well, you have to roll with the punches.
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"No one has ever been burned at the stake in the name of Reason."
During The Burning Times, at least 60,000 and upwards of 300,000 men, women, and children were burned at the stake in Europe. There were whole villages that were stripped of their female populations. At least one whole German town was declared to be guilty of witchcraft by its own magistrates. This does not include the victims on other continents or the victims executed by hanging, pressing, drowning, or other methods.
Good people will do good things, naturally, and bad people will do bad things, naturally. However, for good people to do bad things, that requires religion. Of course, for bad people to do good things, that requires reason.
-- Apologies to physicists Steven Weinberg and Freeman Dyson.
Pagan / Occultist
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Spending your entire life searching various forms of philosophy and religion, you choose to observe everything and believe little. Your personality is one of truth seeking, nature respecting, and god/goddess accepting. Lastly, you do not judge anyone. However, if annoyed, then you will exact some form of revenge. You do not believe in the Three-Fold Law.
You Are A Celtic Pantheon Pagan
Your answers leaned very close to that of the Celtic Pantheon. Very popular now among pagans, the Celtic Gods seem to draw those who are sensitive and insightful as well as those who are very passionate about their beliefs. Many Pagan Holidays are named for this pantheon. Here is where you will find many stories of the Horned God, of the Green Man, and of the Druids. You most likely either have been to or very much want to visit Stonehenge one day. Many Arthurian legends include references to the Celtic faith, as well.
Celtic Pantheon Pagan 100% Norse Pantheon Pagan (Asatru) 60% Zoroastrian Pagan 60% Eastern Pagan 55% Shamanic Pagan 45% Eclectic Pagan 45% Egyptian Pantheon Pagan 40% Roman Pantheon Pagan 35% Kabalistic Pagan 30% Sumerian, Babylonian, and Mesopotamian Pagans 25% Greek Pantheon Pagan 15% Catholic (Pagan?) 10%
What kind of Pagan are you?
You Are Most Like Cernunnos
Cernunnos is the Stag of Seven Tines and the Winter Lord. The personification of Cernunnos is as a mature man, in his prime, with long curling dark hair, a full beard, and antlers. Usually naked and wearing nothing but a neck torque, he sits in a shamanistic, meditative position holding a spear and shield or another torque and a ram-horned serpent. A cauldron and/or a bag of gold are always near him, with a stag or dog by his side. Cernunnos is the one who is both hunter and hunted. The hound, the wild boar, and the stag are all sacred to him, as are paths that cross in the woods and all crossroads, in general.
Known to all Celtic areas in one form or another, he is "The Horned God", the God of Nature and Fertility, the God of the Underworld and of the Astral Plane, the Great Father, and many others. He is associated with good fortune and health in commerce, the hunt, and life in general. His original Celtic name is lost; Cernunnos is a Roman name meaning, "horned one". He might be associated with the early Celtic "Man in the Tree", Derg Corra, which would explain his connection to the "Green Man". The Druids knew him as Hu Gadarn, The Horned God of Fertility. The Norse knew him as Freyr (Fro Ingwe) the God of Fertility and Success. He could have originated from an ancient god from the Indo-European common pantheon, which the Slavic peoples still embrace as "Weles" or "Volos". Cernunnos has become associated with all horned animals, animals in general, woodlands, Nature, life, virility, fertility, sex or physical love, wealth, commerce, reincarnation, and the underworld. In addition to warriors and hunters, he is also a patron of poets and bards. Much later, he became associated with "Herne the Hunter", who can be traced to an actual historical figure.
Pantheon Celtic Element Earth Planet Mercury Dominion Prosperity and Fertility Colors Green and Gold Symbols Torques, Cauldrons, Antlers,
and Shield and SpearTotems Stag, Wild Boar, Dog,
as well as most horned animalsStrongest Time
of the YearOstara Strongest Time
of the WeekSunday
What Celtic Deity are you?
Weles
Weles (Veles or Volos) is a major Slavic God of Earth, Water, and the Underworld. He is associated with dragons, cattle, magic, musicians, wealth, and trickery. He can be traced to the common Indo-European pantheon. His descendants include St. Nicholas and, by extension, Santa Claus. One of his earliest representations was that of a serpentine creature (dragon or snake) with the horns of a bull, ram, or some other domesticated animal and a long beard.
The Ancient Slavs embraced the concept of the Tree of Life, which is the basis of so many belief systems. They, like so many others, believed their world to be a huge tree. Figuratively, the treetop and its branches represented the heavenly abode of Gods (ruled by Perun, the Slavic God of Thunder, represented by an eagle, sound familiar) and the world of mortals, respectively. The roots represented the underworld. Weles was represented early on as a huge serpent coiling around those roots and ruled the world of dead.
In this time long before Zoastrism (the origin of the modern and false model of a separate heaven and hell, stolen later by all the organized western religions), the Underworld was actually quite a loving and beautiful place. It was described as being a green and fertile land of grassy plains with abundant sweet water lakes, streams, and rivers everywhere welling up from eternal springs (as opposed to rain, the purview of Perun). The Underworld was home to all sorts of fantastic creatures as well as the dearly departed. The way to this glorious land-beyond was believed to be "across the sea" and where migrating birds would fly to every winter. This land, sometimes called "Virey" or "Iriy", was where Jarilo, the God of Fertility and Vegetation, would also go to and live during winter. Of course, he would always return from across the sea to bring spring back the world of the living (very similar to Legend of Persephone).
Jarilo was not the only one who would come back from the Underworld. As the God of Underworld and the Dead, Weles would regularly sent spirits of the dead into the world of the living as his heralds, as well. There were many festivals held in honor of Weles. All were held near the end of the year, in winter (sound familiar). Traditionally, this was the time when the powers of order grew weaker and the powers of chaos grew stronger. To the Slavs, this was when the veil between the world of the living and the world of the dead would grow thin and fade. This would permit the ancestral spirits to return to travel among their kindred.
The best known of these festivals was an ancient pagan celebration called Velja noc or "Great Night"; now known as Koleda, it is a combination of Carnival and Samhaine. This Slavic "Day of the Dead" was celebrated any time between Yule and the end of February. Young men, known as koledari or vucari, would dress in long coats of sheep's wool and wear grotesque masks, an example of Slavic shamanism. They would roam around the villages in groups and raise a lot of "Hell". Not unlike caroling, they would sing songs about how they have travelled a long way and how they are all wet and muddy. Obviously, they represented the ghosts of the dead who have come from the wet and pastoral Underworld of Weles. Every household they would stop at would welcome them warmly and presented them with gifts (a la Trick or Treat). The gifts offered to the koledari are believed to be passed onto Weles, as the God of Magic and Wealth. This may have given rise to the stories of dragons hoarding treasure, as well. In any event, these acts ensure good fortune and wealth for the house and family throughout the entire year.
As the God of Magic and Musicians, Weles' nature for mischief is evident the in the carnival customs of this Koledari shamans. In his role as a trickster god, he is in some ways similar to both Greek Hermes and Scandinavian Loki, and like them, he was connected with magic. The word "volhov", obviously derived from his name, still means sorcerer, in some Slavic languages. Since magic was and is closely linked to music in primitive societies, Veles was also believed to be protector of musicians. To this day, it is tradition for bridegrooms to make a toast and spill some wine on the ground, preferably over the roots of a nearby tree, before the music could start playing at wedding ceremonies.
As the God of Cattle and Wealth, Weles' main practical function was protecting the cattle of Slavic tribes. Often he was referred to as skotji bog, or "cattle-god". As mentioned before, among his attributes were horns of a bull or ram and sheep's wool. Being the God of Magic, Weles would be expressed in the presti vunu, or the weaving of wool and, particularly, crnu vunu presti, the weaving of black wool, as symbolic of the magical crafts and transformations. In some of surviving Koledo songs, Koledari sing they are coming along and "weaving black wool". Weles was also considered a protector of shepherds because of the wooly aspect and it reinforces his pastoral connotations. However, Weles does have some influence over agriculture in terms of the harvest and therefore wealth. The first ear of corn or sheaf of wheat or barley is still returned to the field in thanks to the Gods or made into an amulet to the harvest from evil or other misfortune. The latter was called, "tying of the beard of Weles", which also indicates Veles was imagined to be bearded. To gain good fortune and wealth, one must still be willing to grab a puna (a.k.a., brade or a "full fist of beard"). In particular, you are primiti boga za bradu or "to grab the god for or by his beard". This honors Weles, even if he is forgotten, as being the god good fortune and gaining of wealth.
After the prostylization of Christianity, mostly at the point of a sword throughout Europe and elsewhere, Weles was split into several different characters. As was customary with Christianity's policy to demonize any and all previous and true gods, he was transformed into the Devil. Of course, they could not do away with all of his aspects, so they just stole him and transformed him into multiple and sundry Christian saints – so much for monotheism.
It is remarkable that Veles managed to hold onto so many versatile attributes in ancient Slavic mythology. It took the destructiveness of Christianity to split him into many different characters. However, in other Indo-European mythologies, similar gods have also schematically divided, into several different deities. About four different characters showed similarities to Weles in Greek mythology: Pan (Nature, music, and cattle), Hermes (magic and trickery), Hades (death and underworld), and Typhon (serpentine enemy of the Greek Thunder God, Zeus, represented by an eagle – the equivalent of the treetop ruling, Slavic Thunder God, Perun, which is also represented by an eagle).
Only in Celtic mythology do we find a deity similar to Veles in his attributes and his complexity: Cernunnos, the Horned God of Celts who rules over, among other things, Nature, horned animals, wealth, health, the Underworld, Magic, and Shamanism. One of his symbols is a ram-headed serpent.
You Are A True Irish Laddie
You enjoy listening to good music, putting away good beer, and dancing like crazy - well maybe that is not so good.
You Are The Hazel Tree
There is an Irish myth of how the River Boyne came into being. There was a spring, sacred to Nechtan, a Water God whose name means "The Pure One", which no one was allowed to approach except for the pure or true of heart. (Note: Many "names" of deities, especially in Celtic myths and legends, are actually their titles and not their real names.) Nechtan, himself, and his three cupbearers (Flesc, Lam, and Luam) made up the spring's four guardians. The spring itself was a fountain of five streams, representing the five senses, and it was overhung by nine magical Hazel Trees. The number nine, which can be looked at as multiples of three (three times three, obviously), which is so prevalent in Celtic Mythology, is an important number in many cultures. In this case, the nine Hazel Trees represent the nine sources of Celtic inspiration not unlike the nine Greco-Roman Muses. This is a concept so ancient that it probably originated from the common Indo-European pantheon.
The purple nuts of the trees would fall into the waters of the spring. The nuts would, in turn, be shelled and eaten by the five Salmon of Knowledge, thus infusing them with great knowledge and wisdom. The leftover husks were allowed to go downstream, thus infusing the very waters with great knowledge and wisdom, as well. No one acquires knowledge and wisdom without drinking from at least one of the five streams (using at least one of the five senses) for inspiration. Apparently, this requires a dosage of at least three drops (threes again) of the waters.
This dosage is also expressed in the Welsh myth of Ceridwen's cauldron and her birth of Taliesin. (Note: It is spelled "Ceridwen". In Welsh suffixes, "wyn" is masculine and cannot give birth; whereas, "wen" in feminine and can give birth.) Gwion (Taliesin before his rebirth through Ceridwen) was charged with tending Ceridwen’s Cauldron of Inspiration while she collected ingredients for a potion of knowledge and wisdom. It was originally intended for Afagddu, her most unfortunate and afflicted son. It was her hope to give him some kind of redeeming faculty. Somewhere along the line, Gwion spilled three drops of the cauldron's contents on his finger, which was hot and burned him (burning inspiration?). He instinctively (that is, without thinking!?) put his finger in his mouth, tasted the potion, and was inspired with all the knowledge and wisdom of the cauldron. This enraged Ceridwen and cheated Afagddu out of his mother's endowment.
Returning to Nechtan's wife, Boann, who out of curiosity, at best, or out of jealousy, at worst, violated the taboo of approaching the spring. She was deemed guilty of trespassing because her approach to the spring was in bad faith. In her hubris, she defied the taboo even further by walking around the spring widdershins (counterclockwise or "against the sun") three times (threes again). This compounded the crime with disrespect - foolhardy, at best, and malicious, at worst, to insult a force of nature. The spring, outraged at the act of trespass and insult, erupted with a deluge and innodated Boann, thus creating the river and recreating her as its Goddess, forever bound to it.
It may be interesting to note that the River Shannon, the longest river in Ireland, has a similar origin myth. The spring has the same description (i.e.; hazel trees, nuts, salmon, knowledge, inspiration, taboo, etc.). However, the part of Boann is played by the river goddess Sinann. The difference being that Sinann, a modest person who was honestly, and in good faith, seeking wisdom and inspiration, meant no insult. Perhaps this is a reminder that sometimes seeking knowledge only for the sake of knowing, however well intentioned, can bite you on the ass.
Born under the Hazel Tree, you are very perceptive, idealistic, and artistic. Wisdom and creativity are especially important to you. It is thought magical skills and knowledge can be gained from eating Hazel nuts. In addition to being artistic, you have a lively, analytical mind, and can be an inspiring teacher. Imaginative, you tend to be an idealistic, even radical, thinker. You need to express your creativity or you become morbid and introspective.
Planet: Mercury Gemstone: Amethyst Color: Purple
(from the nuts)Ruling Deity: The Sea God Manannan Mac Lir,
A Master of DisguiseDruid Animal: The Salmon
Symbolizes Knowledge and InspirationOgham Word: Coll
You Are Most Like The Willow Tree
You have great wisdom and creative skill. You tend to be empathic, intuitive, and adaptable. Underneath the appearance of hesitance, you possess great flexibility and inner strength, along with a strong will. You generally have a good memory. You tend to be articulate, strong willed, and resourceful, but are emotional and enigmatic, as well. You have quick responses and are prone to sudden mood changes. Trust you inner voice or you will become moody and chronically indecisive.
The Willow was sacred to the Moon and, according to a Celtic myth, the universe was hatched from two eggs hidden among the boughs of the Willow.
Planet: The Moon Gemstone: Moonstone Color: Silver Ruling Deity: The Moon Goddess Ceridwen,
Holder of the Cauldron of InspirationDruid Animal: The Hare
Symbolizes Adaptation and IntuitionOgham Word: Sail
You Are Most Like Vidar
Vidar is the son of Odin and the giantess Grid (Gridr). He is the God of Silence and Revenge. Vidar may mean, "the Wide-Ruling One". He is also known as Vidar the Valiant and Vidar the Redeemer. He the second strongest of the gods; his twin brother, Vali, who was born expressly to be a slayer of gods, is the strongest. Both of them will survive Ragnarok, the destruction of the world, with about a half a dozen other gods, and rule in the new world when it is recreated. His hall in Asgard is Vidi.
It is during Ragnarok that Odin is killed by the wolf Fenrir. Vidar avenges his father by killing the wolf with his bare hands. He presses one foot on Fenrir's bottom jaw and takes hold of his other jaw to tear the wolf apart.
Vidar is the companion of Balder the Glorious, the God of Light and War or Battle, and, later after Balder's death (who will be reborn after Ragnarok), Vidar becomes the companion of Forsete, Balder's son and God of Justice and Conciliation. Vidar has also been associated with practical wisdom and the hunt. He is the patron of leatherworkers. The wrestling forms known as "Glima", in Iceland, and "Ryggtak", in Norway, are dedicated to him.
You Are A Somewhat-Viking
Thou vikingness is somewhat. As a somewhat-viking, thy place is in the rearguard. Do not press thy luck but do not cringe at the next chance to plunder and raid thy neighbors.
Somewhat-Viking 79% Total Viking 67% Iffy Viking 67% Not So Much of a Viking 54% Not a Viking at All 29%
How Viking are you?
You Are Zeus
Zeus is another Father God. He is the father of both the gods (and goddesses) and of men (and women). In addition to being the ruler of the Greco-Roman Pantheon, he is yet another sky god whose symbol is the eagle and there are many dating back to the common Indo-European pantheon. He is the God of Storms, Thunder and Lightning, and the Destiny of Mankind. He is usually depicted as a strong, robust, and mature man deep in thought. He holds a scepter in his left hand and a thunderbolt in his right.
Pantheon Greco-Roman Element Air Planet Jupiter Dominion Storms and Destiny Colors Green, Blue,
and GoldSymbols Septer, Shield (Aegis),
and Lightning BoltsTotems Eagle Strongest Time
of the WeekThursday
Zeus 80% Ares 70% Hades 70% Hephaistos 60% Dionysos 50% Apollo 40%
What Greek God are you? (Males Only)
You are Zeus
Zeus is the supreme among all the gods and yet even he is subject to the guidance of Destiny. Through Destiny, Zeus sees everything and knew everything. He hands out swift justice to wrongdoers but he is also be compassionate and protects the weak. He is worshipped as the God of the Sky, Rain, and Thunder.
Zeus 85% Athena 77% Hades 75% Poseidon 75% Artemis 75% Hera 75% Ares 67% Demeter 65% Hermes 65% Apollo 56% Helios 52% Aphrodite 50%
Which Greek God or Goddess are you?
You Are Most Like Hecate
You are most like the Greek goddess of dark (not necessarily evil - maybe hidden or simply secret) magic. Mysterious and intellectual, you have a good understanding of the world around you. You never just "go along" with things and always do what you want to do, which is not always the right thing but never mind! Interesting, fun, and generally quite friendly, you are a good person to have as a friend.
Hecate is the goddess of the Moon (the Ebony or New Moon, especially), of magic, and of abundance. She is the defender of children, the midwife, and the provider of food and wealth. She is the goddess of the crossroads and some traditions have her as the Goddess of the Underworld. Therefore, like so many gods and goddesses, she has the power of life (birth) and death.
Originally, she was represented as a beautiful woman, clad in a long flowing robe, with burning torches, a knife, and a couple of spectral hounds flanking her. Being a Moon goddess, she has a triple aspect just like the others. She is the Crone and the Maiden, as well. In addition to abundance, she is also the bringer of storms. Over the centuries she has been unfairly and progressively portrayed as a dark goddess. This is a misunderstanding of her power and complexity. When you have a life altering decision to make consult Hecate.
Pantheon Greco-Roman Element Earth Planet Moon Dominion Abundance and Magic Colors Green, Black,
Silver, and RedSymbols Knife and Torch Totems Raven, Owl, Snake,
Frog, and DogStrongest Time
of the YearSamhaine Strongest Time
of the MonthNew Moon Strongest Time
of the WeekWednesday Strongest Time
of the DayMoon's Zenith
(or Nadir, depending)
Which of the Greek Gods or Goddesses are you?
You Are Thoth....
You love reading, writing, and doing anything academic. You are very smart and very wise. Keep it up! We need more people like you!
Thoth is one of the most mysterious and ancient ones in the Egyptian Pantheon. He was present at the creation of all things and even witnessed the birth of Ra. Thoth is the God of Knowledge and the Patron of Scribes. He is the champion of learning for the sake of improving oneself. He is said to have invented geometry, arithmetic, astronomy, medicine, music, and writing, amongst other disciplines. Thoth knows what others do not. Thoth symbolized the Moon in all its phases; although, he most strongly represents the New Moon. The name Thoth means, “Thrice Great” and is associated with Hermes / Mercury in the Greco-Roman Pantheon.
Pantheon Egyptian Element Air Planet Moon Dominion Knowledge and Wisdom Colors White Symbols Lunar Disc and Stylus Totems Ibis Strongest Time
of the YearLughnasadh Strongest Time
of the MonthNew Moon Strongest Time
of the WeekMonday Strongest Time
of the DayMoon's Zenith
(or Nadir, depending)
Which Egyptian God are you?
You Are A Spiritualist
Your magic flows from the primal forces of the cosmos. You could be a gentle Healer, a miraculous Prophet, or a spirit-summoning War-mage with the strong link your soul provides to the realms beyond reality. You have preternatural abilities, intuitively sensing the personality of people you meet and discerning events yet to happen. You enhance your aura with meditative pursuits. You are a good judge of character but your idealism or morality can confuse others.
You Are The Mentor
You are akin to Gandalf (Lord of The Rings), Merlin (Arthurian Legend), Obi Wan Kenobi (Star Wars), Aslan (Narnia), Door (Neverwhere), Dumbledore (Harry Potter), and Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander (Wizard's First Rule). You are wise and knowing. You also know that there is not much time left for the Unlikely Hero to defeat The Totally Wicked Villain. Only you know the true motives and past of The Villain, so it is up to you to teach the Unlikely Hero all he has to know but be careful, as you will invariably regret not telling The Unlikely Hero things sooner rather than later. You like teaching and often care very much for others.
You Are The Magician Tarot Card
Magic is the use of the will to effect change in reality. The will is the ability to direct knowledge and experience towards an end goal. The Magician is capable of manipulating his environment because he knows it so well. He effects the thoughts and emotions of those around him. Therefore, the Magician is often thought of as an artist, writing or speaking in a way that strongly influences others. The Magician understands how to bring concepts into form and how to express metaphysical concepts in a physical way. He is seen with the symbols of each suit: a disk, a cup, a sword and a wand. These symbols are each a physical expression of a concept. They are The Magician's tools. Following after The Fool, The Magician acts as a messenger. His planet is Mercury, who is Messenger of the Gods. He brings The Fool into the new world that The Fool seeks. The Magician represents the act of creation. Because he can use his knowledge to form something new, he seems to be able to make a thing appear out of a void.
Copyrighted Tarot Card Image by L. S. Irish
You Scored As The Magician (I) Card
The Magician represents those aspects of the personality traditionally considered "masculine". He is in control. He knows how things work. He takes action and makes things happen. He operates through the power of Will rather than brute force. The Magician represents the application of knowledge. The Magician creates his desired reality. When this card appears in a Tarot spread, it indicates the attainment of goals through the application of knowledge and Will. If badly aspected in a spread, then this card can represent abuse of power. It can indicate manipulation of others, trickery, and deception.
I - Magician 69% XIII - Death 69% IV - The Emperor 63% II - The High Priestess 56% XI - Justice 50% VIII - Strength 50% XV - The Devil 44% XIX - The Sun 38% III - The Empress 38% O - The Fool 38% XVI - The Tower 31% X - Wheel of Fortune 31% VI - The Lovers 19%
Which Major Arcana Tarot Card are you?
You Kill With Magic
You are very skilled with magic but have poor fighting skills. However, it does not really matter anyway since it can be as powerful as any other weapons. You are probably misunderstood by people and have some pain inside you. You are not the kind of person to start a fight but if you are provoked you will respond. You probably do not have that many friends either, though you might want some. According to you, life is a lonely journey and you try not to care too much. Most people who are witches, or anything similar, are thought to be evil and want to see all people suffer. However. that is not true; you do not feel that much joy in seeing others in pain. You are probably very peaceful and quiet, when left alone.
Main Weapon: Potions and Spells Facial Expression: Blank Eyes
Quote: "A man can be destroyed but not defeated" - Ernest Hemingway
Music
You Are A Powerful Vampire
Powerful? You are one scary son-of-a-bitch. Chances are, you could rule over all other vampires, if you wanted to, and most of the humans, as well. That is, if you were not always so busy bathing in sex and blood. You are ruthless and indestructable. You are hard to kill because you keep your weaknesses and strengths secret.
You Are An Elite Master
This is the highest class of vampire. You stand for power and wisdom. Your servants are loyal and numerous. Your overwhelming powers are of a chief element (e.g., fire, earth, water, etc.). You are unique among a few - be proud.
You Are Dracula
You are the smooth, sexy, cool Dracula that is both patient and lustful. If you were any cooler you would be ice. Your style has a way of seducing those around you. With three brides, who would not want to be him. He is the love that never dies.
Dracula 100% Marius 83% Blade 75% Lestat 50% Angel 42% Deacon Frost 42% Louis 33% Armand 33% Akasha 25% Spike 25%
Whose Vampire Personality do you have?
You Are A Ricean Vampire
Subject of the fantasies of goths everywhere, you are all style and sensuality. If you take this too far, then your pretentiousness can really get on people's nerves. If you are a man, then everyone probably thinks you are gay.
You Are Marius
You are full of intrigue and mystery. You are seen as a wise person, always there to help people with their problems and always the first to forgive and forget. You enjoy the good life, which you share with your close companions. In other words, you are everyone's best friend.
You Are The Undying Artist
Moody, erratic, and impassioned, you find art in the darkness. You cultivate dark beauty and dark artists to surround yourself and drink of the song in their blood.
You Are A Vampire
You were destined to be a blood sucker and a bloody good one at that. You do not let those pesky slayers bother you! Your weapon of choice is the fang! As they say, your bite is worst then your bark!
Vampire
You are dark and mysterious. You like to spend a lot of your time alone but this behavior does not at all mean you are lonely or depressive. You are the strong independent type that does not draw strength from others. You find it inside yourself but you do occasionally crave affection. When you do, you will stop at nothing to get it.
You Are A Murderous Vampire
You care for no one and you like it that way. You are not famous at all; you are just blood thirsty.
Avengful Vampire Of The City
You have been wronged in so many ways. As you see it, this is your chance to set your anger free, once and for all! Whoever dishonors or embarrasses you will have to pay for such a mistake with their life.
You Are A Vampire
Dark, sexy, and hungry for blood, you are what walks in darkness and what is forbidden from the light. Vampires are not exactly what Hollywood makes them out to be, they do not burn up in the sunlight, their are just very uncomfortable and are easily sun-burnt. They also do not attack humans, they actually have willing donors! There are two types of vampires: The Sangs or blood-drinkers and the Psi vampires or the ones that feed on psychic energy. Vampires are all over; so, who knows, you could be one too.
Copyrighted Vampire Image by Ann-Cathrine Loo
You Are A Vampire
Kick Ass! You love pain and blood! You reign terror during the night and retreat to your coffin during the day. Of course, you kill people and drink their blood. You strike fear into people who cross your path, which does not happen very often. You happen to think that zombies and skeletons are lame and, well, compared to you they are! You are awesome and should be proud, but you really need to learn to like the daytime.
You Are A Vampiric Witch
You steal the powers of others. You have a undying need to gather more and more power. You often find yourself hungry for that as well ...
You Are A Vampiric Elf
Your kind are few and far between. Your hobbies include drinking the blood of your victims or just draining it to mix with herbs and spices. You were once one of the noblest of white magic creatures but you turned against those who you loved, most likely because of a lost love, and turned yourself into their greatest fear to punish them all!
Vampiric Elf 83% Fallen Angel 83% Vampire 50% Black Witch 42% Demon 25%
What creature of the night are you most like?
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Clan Grangrel
Wild and fiercely independant, Clan Gangrel is the home of the feral undead. Most Gangrel emulate the beasts of the wild, preferring to chase down their prey in the open country, in stark contrast to the city-dwelling proclivities of most vampires. This may also be necessary because many Gangrel are marred with sometimes bizzarre, animalistic features. They cannot help but show some traces of their wild roots. Gangrels not only seem to avoid confrontations with the vampires' ancestral foes, the werewolves, but actually seem to form alliances with them. This is attributed to their impressive powers of shapeshifting.
The Gangrel Clan
You belong to the Gangrel bloodline. Gangrel are very much in touch with nature and, for this reason, are often loners and hermits. They have a very keen sense of the beast inside of them and they can delibrately let it out with devastating results. Unfortunately, they can lose control over their impulsive, animalistic nature and can be easily driven into an uncontrollable frenzies.
Gangrel 83% Brujah 79% Malkavian 79% Tremere 75% Toreador 54% Ventrue 50% Nosferatu 38%
What vampire clan do you belong to?
The Gangrel
Aloof and animalistic, you belong to the Gangrel Clan. Closely associated with werewolves, you are the shape-shifting vampire. You prefer nature than to live in the city and prefer the company of animals than of humans. You are more known to keep to yourself then to help others. You are the lone wolf of the descendents of Caine.
Of all vampires, the Gangrel are perhaps closest to their inner nature. These nomadic loners spurn the constraints of society, preferring the comfort of the wilderness. How they avoid the wrath of the werewolves is unknown; perhaps it has something to do with the fact that the Gangrel are themselves shape-shifters. When a mortal speaks of a vampire changing into a wolf or a bat, they are probably speaking of a Gangrel. Like the Brujah, Gangrel are fierce warriors; unlike the Brujah, Gangrel ferocity does not stem from anarchic rage, but from animalistic instinct. Gangrel have a keen understanding of the Beast in their souls, and prefer to spend their nights in communion with the animals whom they so emulate.
You Are In The School Of Transmutation
Transmutation, the art of turning things into other things. You may be odd but your strangeness and unique sense of individuality are assets not liabilities. The next time someone calls you weird, just turn their cat into a giraffopus.
Your Power Is Transformation
Unlike everyone else, you can change your body materia and transform into anything (e.g. fish, fowl, beast, etc.). This can be used in good purposes for infiltrating evil headquarters or adjust your physical abilities by transforming and therefore do better in battle. If turned to the evil side, a transformer could manipulate the "good guys" by looking like their loved ones and break them down.
As a person, you are disappointed with life. You have not so many interests anymore and has become depressed. Of course you can be happy, but your happiness subsides quickly and it does not last very long. You isolate yourself from people since you think they would only hurt you but some part just wants someone equal who understands the pain. When you transform it gives you freedom and you can be anything but yourself. You often pity yourself but do not let people come near and know what is going on with you. The thought of opening up and risking being betrayed is too strong and intimidating to even try.
If unchecked this could lead you to carry much hate to the world and yourself and lead to dangerous thoughts (suicide/cutting/killing) though the last one is least likeable since you would probably just have too much guilt.
You Are Lucian
Cunning and feared, Lucian is the leader of the Lycans who the Vampires believed Kraven had killed over 200 years ago. Physically and psychologically powerful, Lucian is determined to develop a master breed: A hybrid race of werewolves and vampires. To do this, he must find the one with genetically perfect blood like Michael.
You Are The Misunderstood Werewolf
You are have always craved meat, felt caged, and felt agitated being around food ... er, people. If you are unable to control your anger or temper, then you will give off symptoms of the change. You will seem more hostile, blood thirsty, and agitated. You may even growl and bare your teeth along with showing other animal like tendencies. In rare cases, you will physically change such as your facial hair will grow thicker or darker, nails will grow thicker or longer, and even your canines will seem longer and bigger. Embrace your wild side ...
Werewolf 67% Merman 59% Angel 59% Faerie 59% Dragon 50% Demon 50%
What Mythological Creature are you?
You Are A Black Talon Werewolf
Black Talon werewolves are a breed of black werewolf that is usually seen in packs or 2 or more. They have a muscular frame and are the largest breed of werewolf. They are normally quiet but if they are provoked will be tempted to bite rather than bark. They prefer the darkness and seclusion of their den but will venture outside often ...
Your Inner Shape-shifter Is The Werewolf
Werewolves of folklore differ greatly from the modern renditions seen in movies and shows. People believed that there were many ways to become werewolves, such as drinking rainwater collected in a wolf's paw print, eating meat gnawed on by a wolf, or being born with a full set of teeth or covered in a caul. Unlike movie werewolves, werewolves of old were oftentimes harmless and highly honored! As a werewolf, you are loyal, strong and honorable, and you will protect all you hold dear, with your very life. Although you are not a violent individual at heart, you will fight for what you believe in. You are a good friend and truly are a wonderful person to be around.
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You Are The Werewolf Inside
The werewolf is the symbol for Spiritual Paths. You have the soul of a wolf inside you, which makes you warm and caring to those you love. Protection is a number one priority and, therefore, you always guard the ones you love and keep tight bonds with your pack-mates. Loyalty is strong within yourself and you also expect it from the ones who are close to you. On the flip side, even though you care for those you love deeply, if they betray you, then rage can race through your veins. Despite your generally warm and fun-loving personality, you will stand up and fight, fang and claw if need be, if you are backed into a corner, real or imagined. You have a problem hiding your anger when something sets you off balance.
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You Are The Grey Werewolf
Grey werewolves are very laid-back and like to do quiet things, like reading and writing. Grey werewolves are easy to talk to, as well.
Your Animal Personality Is The Wolf
You are independent, strong willed, and often misunderstood. Very few people truly understand you. You are extremely attached to the significant few you love and respect. You often find yourself as a loner but you eagerly seek the comfort of your pack mates.
Your Soul Is Bound To The Second Totem: Luna, The Wolf
Luna appears as a pair of coral colored wolves. She embodies empathy, nurturing, insight, and warmth. She is associated with the color coral, the season of spring, and the element of wind. Her downfall is pathos. You are most compatible with Doves and Ravens.
You Are A Wolf
Your friends and family are very important to you. However, you also have a streak of independence.
You Are A Black Wolf
Mystical and wise, the Black Wolf is a symbol of darkness (not evil) and strength.
You Are Ice
You are distant and serene; you may even be a loner. You may not feel comfortable in large packs and may even be a loner. However, you will join forces with a pack when absolutely necessary.
You Are A Wolf Furry
You are creative, passionate, and resourceful. You can be distant at times but always enjoy the company of your carefully selected pack mates. You are most compatible with herbivore, big cat, fox, and other wolf furries.
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People See You As Truly Dark
Congratulations, you are Dark by nature and not just a poser. Dark people are not always loners but they are definitely not the centers of attention either. Many people that are Dark are like the shadows and can conform into any shape they need to be. However, the Dark cannot be hidden forever. It is often only a matter of time until you tire of the charade and show your Darkness. That is why those of the Dark tend to remain solitary. Being Dark does not make you any more gloomy than winter is; you are, most probably, just artistic, whether it be in drawing, music, painting, or singing. If you can find a friend who shares your twisted ideals or is willing to brave the iciness of your world, then hang on to them, for how rare it is to find a light in the Dark.
Night Magic
Night Magic is a complete curriculum of magical development based on the Yin primal force, as opposed to the major religions of the world, which are predominantly Yang. You emphasize the use and balanced development of the Physical/Etheric Body, the Astral/Emotional Body, the Mental Body, and the Causal Body. Through regular and consistent practice, you, the Night Magician will develop psychic abilities, increased vitality, stronger focus, and union with your Over-soul.
The Land Of Moonlit Magic
You are a siren of the Land of Moonlit Magic. The moon is your goddess and you follow her with a mystic eye. You stare up the night sky and question the world. You are inquisitive and that is wonderful. You feel most comfortable in the night air under a cloudless sky. You thrive under the moonlight.
Your Element Is Moonlight
You have an interest in magic and the occult, most likely. People do not really seem to know you very well. You keep to yourself and are a mystery even to yourself sometimes.
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You Score As Wolverine
Suffering from amnesia, Wolverine is a loner searching for (or perhaps running from) the secrets of his past. With his healing abilities, animalistic senses, retractable claws, and unbreakable bones, Wolverine is the ultimate weapon. He finds it difficult to work with a team but finds love and acceptance with the X-Men.
Wolverine 90% Blade 75% The Hulk 75% The Punisher 70% Elektra 70% Mr. Fantastic 65% Storm 60% Daredevil 55% The Human Torch 55% Cyclops 55% The Invisible Girl 50% The Thing 35% Spider-Man 20%
Which Marvel Super Hero are you?
You Are Wolverine
Wolverine is a loner and a skilled fighter. He has got the hots for Jean Grey but a better fit for him would be Colossus. He does not like to follow orders, which pisses Cyclops off. He has terrible memories from the experiments done on him at the Weapon X Project. Even though he does not show it, he loves the X-Men. He has the power to regenerate and could possibly be immortal. He has an adamantium modified skeleton and retractable claws.
Wolverine 80% Rogue 80% Storm 80% Iceman 70% Colossus 70% Emma Frost 70% ..Beast 70% Jean Grey 70% Cyclops 60% Gambit 30% Nightcrawler 25%
Which X-Man are you? (Most Comprehensive X-Men Personality Quiz 2.0)
You Are Most Like Logan
"Wolverine"
You are a powerhouse of strength and energy. Your inner desires can sometimes overwhelm you and self-control can sometimes be non-existent. Learn to take control of yourself and you will take control of your situation.
You Are Wolverine
Small but fierce, you are a great fighter. Watch out! You are often you are own greatest enemy.
Powers: Adamantium claws and skeleton, keen senses, agility, strength, and the ability to regenerate.
You Are Most Like The Green Lantern
You are hot-headed but you also have strong willpower and a good imagination.
Green Lantern 85% Spider-Man 70% The Hulk 70% Catwoman 70% Superman 40% Batman 40% Iron Man 40% Robin 37% Supergirl 35% The Flash 25% Wonder Woman 20%
What Superhero are you most like?
You are Pinhead
"We have such sights to show you."
You come straight from Hell. Your curiosity has caused you to make some mistakes in life but you are now more powerful than you have ever been. You are The Angel of Suffering and Leader of The Cenobites. You are possessed by the Cenobite spirit Xipe Totec. You are purposely summoned when The Box is opened but you do not kill indiscriminately nor for vengeance. You kill because you are called forth from Hell by the opener of The Box, a puzzle box called, "The Lament Configuration". You do not always kill the one who opens the box since you are open to reasoning and bargaining and can see through most deceptions. You do not kill quickly either, being well-versed in torture. Fortunately, death does not end the suffering for your victims; it is simply a way to bring them into Hell (a.k.a. The Labyrinth). This way you can have an eternity to know their flesh. Here they will come to enjoy pain just as much as they enjoy pleasure. Most importantly, you will make sure your victims suffer for all eternity.
Pinhead 80% Hannibal Lecter 50% Leatherface 40% Michael Myers 40% Jigsaw 40% Freddy Krueger
30% Jason Voorhees 30% Captain Spaulding 15% Candyman 15% Buffalo Bill 10%
Which horror killer are you?
You Are Venom
Even though it is the homicidal embodiment of pure hatred and blinding rage (you know how ex's can drive you that way), it is at times the hero, as well as the villain. Venom is an amalgamation of two wildly disparate beings, a human host and a highly empathic alien symbiote grafted onto it. The symbiote is considered insane by its own kind because, rather than using up its host, it wishes to permanently bond and coexist with its host. Venom has been driven utterly insane and become totally without remorse due to bonding with some real nut jobs. It can shift its appearance to become almost anyone or anything it needs to be. It has all the powers and abilities of Spider-Man, because it initially bonded to him, but they are increased by orders of magnitude. However, it is not limited by all that "with great power, there must also come great responsibility" crap. Its stealth capabilities even confound Spider-Man's early warning system. It cannot stand extremely loud noise or intense heat.
Venom 69% Mystique 67% Dark Phoenix 65% Dr. Doom 64% Mr. Freeze 64% Apocalypse 61% Poison Ivy 61% Magneto 53% Kingpin 51% Juggernaut 47% Lex Luthor 46% The Joker 44% Catwoman 35% Two-Face 35% Riddler 32% Green Goblin 31%
Which Super Villain are you?
They Live
You are nada. You are just an average Joe who is usually thrust into extraordinary situations. However, you always keep your cool because you can see what everyone else cannot - the Truth.
You have come to kick ass and chew bubble gum. Unfortunately for them, you are all out of bubble gum.
You Would Score With Viktor Krum
IF you went to Hogwarts you would be doing Victor Krum - at least until he goes back to Bulgaria. He is strong, silent, and stupid ... just they way you like it. Hey, you do not need brains to what comes naturally! With that thick slavic accent and that stern demeanor, not to mention the fact that he goes to an all male school (lots of sexual frustration to be worked out on you), he had you on your back the second he marched into the Great Hall. Go ahead dude, go ahead get down ...
Viktor Krum 90% Fred and George Weasley
75% Draco Malfoy 65% Cedric Diggory 65% Ron Weasley 50% Harry Potter 40% Percy Weasley 30% No one, your a prude 15%
Who would you be scoring with at Hogwarts?
You Are Suppose To Be A Witch
Not all witches are bad but you can if you want to be. People fear you cause they think that you will curse them and if you are bad, then maybe you will.
You Are 100% Witch or Wizard
You are the Witch or Wizard that sees the entire universe as one thing, using the power you have to create the world for us all. Blessed be!
In magic, nothing is set in stone. you can always chose to change your path if you wish to. For those who are of the darker way, I see you! For the Witches and Wizards of the white, it is up to us to guard the craft from perversion. May the Gods and Goddesses always smile upon you.
You Are A Wizard
The pinnacle of magic mastery: The Wizard, you are one of the best in your trade and in the use of magic. You deserve it, seeing how you had to put years of research and trials into learning everything that you know now. Just be a good wizard and do not go terrorizing the people.
You Are An Earth Witch
You have a bit of each of the other Elements in you but still stay your solid self. You are loyal, giving, and trustworthy, which unfortunately may cause people to take advantage of you at times. You draw your power from the Earth around you and have great respect for Gaia, the mother, and, as the Earth, you too are beautiful and can make a wonderful parent.
Take this What kind of Witch are you?
You Are A witch
You care about helping other people. If someone innocent is in trouble you will do almost anything to save them. You care about doing the right thing. However, if the rules are not fair, then you are to speak up for what is right.
They should make that the Power of Four!
You Are Most Like Cole
You would use all your powers to be a supernatural soldier of fortune except that you fell in love and got screwed (and not in the good way). As a result, you became the master of all evil but, when all was said and done, you got screwed, again. Even when you became the master of everything and all you wanted to do was to stop the pain, you got screwed, yet again! So, you pined away, being neither here nor there, or anywhere, instead of making them all screw themselves.
You Scored As Cole Turner
You are most like Cole. That means that you try to let your good side win but sometimes you fail in doing that. You will never harm the persons you love but you are afraid of losing them anyway. However, you never give up hope.
Cole Turner 100% Prue Halliwell 88% Chris Halliwell 81% Paige Matthews-Halliwell 81% Phoebe Halliwell 81% Darryl Morris 63% Piper Halliwell 63% Leo Wyatt 50%
Which character of the Charmed show are you?
You Are An Expendable Character (Redshirt)
Since your accomplishments are seldom noticed and you are rarely thought of, you are expendable. That does not mean your job is not important but if you were in Star Trek, then you would be killed off in the first episode in which you appeared.
An Expendable Character (Redshirt) 75% Deanna Troi 60% Jean-Luc Picard 55% Spock 52% Geordi LaForge 50% Worf 50% Beverly Crusher 40% Will Riker 40% Chekov 35% Uhura 35% Data 32% James T. Kirk (Captain) 25% Leonard McCoy (Bones) 20% Mr. Sulu 20% Mr. Scott 15%
What Star Trek character would you be?
You Are One
You are not only an individual but you would fight against the Collective willingly! Hopefully, you will be dismantled and your precious technology assimilated.
You Are Qui-Gon Jinn
Overall, you are a pretty well balanced person. However, you focus a little too much on the here and now. You must think about the future before its too late.
Qui-Gon Jinn 72% Boba Fett 72% Anakin Skywalker 72% Han Solo 72% Darth Vader 70% Luke Skywalker 70% Chewbacca 70% Obi-Wan Kenobi 65% Lando Calrissian 61% Mace Windu 59%
What Star Wars character are you?
Books
You Have Eden Eyes
Eden is the color of water. Your eyes symbolize your great flexibility. You are a creative person. You can think of many good ways to get your point across to people as you have very good communication abilities. When someone feels down or is hurt, you have the remarkable ability to help them and heal them. If you have too little going on in your life, you may be withdrawn and depressed, timid, manipulative, unreliable, stubborn, or suspicious. Some words to describe you: Peaceful, sincere, affectionate, tranquil, intuitive, trustworthy, pure, loyal, healing, and stable.
Your Aura Shines Blue
Blues are caring, nurturing, and parent-like. They have very deep feelings and can easily related to other people. They care more about others than they care about themselves. They are very emotional and love to be around people, unless they get overwhelmed by others' emotions. They need love in return as much as they give love. They are not interested in money and will often volunteer to do too many things. They can solve their inner problems easily and can be quite spiritual. However, They do need a lot of time to themselves and like quiet atmospheres.
You Have A Crystal Aura
You have a clear aura. People with clear auras are known as "aura chameleons." Like chameleons, their auras can change colors to match those of the people they are connecting with at the time. They then take on the characteristics, behavior patterns, emotions and thoughts of that color.
You Are Earth Inside
You are shy, quiet, and, what else, down-to-earth. You love nature and enjoy hiking and camping. You love to try new things and are very artistic, as well. You love animals and cannot bear to see anything hurt. Your goal is to help for the greater good and to help protect the few remaining green places on the Earth. You love to climb to the top of a mountain and then sit back and enjoy the view. This works figuratively as well, once you accomplish a task or goal, you like to sit back in your favorite place and enjoy the feeling of completing the task. Rarely do you anger but when you do you like to vent it out by going for a walk in the woods. In arguments, you see both sides before making a judgment. Overall, people like to be around you, especially if they need a shoulder to cry on since you are a natural born empath. This makes you a loyal, caring person and people are lucky to be your friend.
Your Greek Element Is Water
You are represented by a blue crescent, the chalice, the bell, shells, sapphires, lapis lazuli, tears, and/or the cauldron. Hippocrates compared you to the humor. Plato compared you to a icosahedron. Animals, especially the dolphin, seal, turtle, frog, and all types of fish, are also thought to represent your element.
You Greek Power Is Water
You are mysterious. People sometimes have a hard time understanding you. You sometimes seem to have to multiple sides to your personality. You like to keep to yourself. You like to listen to others. You do not talk much around certain people but when you do, you make your points heard and very clearly.
Your Element Is Water
A bit of a contradiction, you can seem both lighthearted and serious. That is because you are good at going with the flow but you also run deep. Highly intuitive, you tune in to people's emotions and moods easily. You are able to tap into deep emotional connections and connect with others. You prefer a smooth, harmonious life but you can navigate your way around waves. You have a knack for getting people to get along and making life a little more peaceful.
You Are A Being Of Water
You are loving, compassionate, and playful. You might dream often. You are very emotional and sentimental. Aphrodite and Poseidon watch over you.
Your Soul's Element Is Water
"The Water We Drink"- The Water which is the blood of all life - plant, animal, and Man. The sweet Water to drink, to cleanse the body, to make the plants we eat grow, and to bless the living and the dead. "Sister Rain, whose tears feed all the Peoples"
You Shelter A Water Demon
Very quiet and cunning, the water demon is one of the cruelest and most destructive demons, if provoked. He will awaken only when unnecessary and, at first, will appear calm and gentle. He will wait, in the shadows, for the right moment to strike and then, with the force of a raging sea and with the sharpness of a knife, he will stab the most vulnerable part of his enemy.
Your Love Element Is Water
In love, you connect deeply and commit totally. For you, love is all about taking risks and moving into unknown territory. You attract others with courage and confidence. Your flirting style is defined by your flexibility and ability to adapt. Nurturing and shared learning are the cornerstones of your love life. Fortunately, even though you may jump into love too quickly, you always come out the wiser for it.
You connect
best with:Metal Avoid: Earth You and another
Water element:You will pull each other
down into a dark place
What Element is your love?
You Are Most Like The Season Winter
You are often depicted as the cold, distant season but you are incredibly intelligent, mature, and independant. You have an air of power around you, which can sometimes scare people off. You are complex but get hurt easily; so, you rarely let people in, if you can help it. You can be somewhat of a loner but you can just as easily be the leader of many. You tend to be hard to relate to and negative. You give off a relaxed image despite being insecure. Secretly, many people long to be like you, not knowing how deep the Winter season really is. You are the most inspirational of the Seasons.
Your Personality Is Most Like Snow
You are Snow: Graceful, unique, fun, bright, and beautiful.
Your Element Is Ice
This element may seem a little odd. This is a side-effect from when the Element of Water gets too hurt. Once you were a content soul and happy with life. Then something happened, probably not on any particular day but rather it happened gradually over time. You lost your will to care and became even more reserved from the world. People had hurt you in ways you do not want to remember and now you isolate yourself from them. You have turned into an outsider and probably dress more in black than you used to. Your depression is eating you up and tearing you apart and the worst part is that no one is willing to help, or so it seems. In school you are often by yourself. You rarely seem to be truly happy anymore. Your sad, distant eyes and constant frown seems glued to your face. You need a savior from this world. You may turn to music for understanding and sing/scream along in the lyrics to get rid of some pain. You are not very open about your problems to your family or friends and wish that they would just notice it and make it go away.
Control of Ice
Man you are cold, literally. You can freeze almost anything instantly! When you get pissed everyone around you can feel the temperature drop. Your powers are truly great and with the ability to freeze over a lake in under second who can argue? Winter is your favorite season and you love to be outside in it. You probably freeze any melted snow and slide around on it in your free time. Sounds fun!
Waterfall
Often mysterious and shy, you tend to be a hidden beauty. Different to most people, you do things the way you want to do them. You can be prone to depression sometimes. Being so unique, it is hard for others to relate to you but often you just stay independent and strong. Intelligent, creative, and thoughtful, you are often loyal and a good friend, just be careful - you are too trusting.
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Ruby
Rubies have a timeless elegance that never fails to stun and enchant. The most important factor in the value of a ruby is its color. The top qualities are as red as you can imagine. It should have a saturated pure spectral hue without any overtones of brown or blue. The word red is derived from the Latin for ruby, "ruber", which is derived from similar words in Persian, Hebrew, and Sanskrit. The intensity of color of a fine ruby is like a glowing coal, probably the most intensely colored substance our ancestors ever saw.
Magical powers have been ascribed to these gemstones from the beginning. They appear to be fires that burned perpetually and never die. The vivid red hue of the ruby is a universal symbol of love, life, and passion. This gem has been thought to attract and maintain love and friendship. To many cultures, the ruby represented the Sun. Legend has it that warriors implanted the gem underneath their skin to encourage valor in battle. Rubies have also been widely used as a protective talisman and for its healing powers. Over the centuries, it has also come to signified prosperity, integrity, and devotion.
One of the twelve gemstones on the Breastplate of Aaron, the ruby is a gem quality form of the mineral corundum, a crystalline form of aluminum oxide (Al2O3). One of the most durable minerals in existence, corundum has a hardness of 9 on the Mohs scale (Absolute Hardness 400) and is extremely resilient.
You Are Most Like A Sapphire
You are dark and mysterious but unforgettable. You have a deep beauty. Delicate and shy, you try to stay away from the limelight but often your intelligence puts you in at the deep end. You are intelligent and full of opinions but not big-headed about it all. Sometimes you need to put yourself out there, as you can be a bit shy. Your beauty is priceless. You are the mysterious gem that everybody wants to learn more about and to have for their own.
Blue is the main color of the sapphire. Blue is also the favourite color of some 50% of all people, men and women alike. They associate this color, strongly linked to the sapphire as it is, with feelings of sympathy and harmony, friendship and loyalty, and mutual understanding and enduring trust. The blue of the sapphire has come to represent everything that is constant and reliable - true blue. In many cultures, a sapphire ring is more highly desired as an engagement ring than a diamond ring. The sapphire not only symbolises loyalty but, at the same time, it gives expression to people's love and longing. Perhaps the most famous example of this blue is to be found in music, in George Gershwin's "Rhapsody in Blue".
Sapphire, from the Hebrew sapir, is another gem quality form of the mineral corundum, a crystalline form of aluminium oxide (Al2O3). The corundum group consists of pure aluminium oxide. Although blue is considered the normal color for sapphire, it is found in the full range of spectral colors as well as brown, colorless, grey, and black. It is the trace amounts of other elements such as iron, titanium, chromium, etc. that make sapphires either blue, yellow, pink, purple, orange, or even green in color. Sapphire includes any gemstone quality varieties of the mineral corundum, except, of course, the fully saturated red variety, which is instead known as ruby. Any sapphire colored other than blue, or the fully saturated red of the ruby, is considered a "fancy color" sapphire. Various shades of blue, from dark to light, result from titanium and iron substitutions in the aluminium oxide crystal lattice.
If you are curious about emeralds, then know that they are a variety of the mineral beryllium aluminum cyclosilicate (Be3Al2(SiO3)6), or simply beryl. The name comes from the Greek beryllos for the precious blue-green color of sea water. The hexagonal crystals (dihexagonal bipyramidal) of beryl are colorless, if pure, but emeralds are colored green because of trace amounts of chromium and/or vanadium but they are almost always imperfect. Vibrant, deeply colored, yet relatively clear, crystals are most highly prized. Beryl has a hardness of 7.5 - 8 on the 10 point Mohs scale of hardness but this is always compromised by its inherent fractures and inclusions, so toughness is classified as poor. They cleave poorly and fracture concchoidally.
Varieties of beryl have been considered gemstones since prehistoric times. Green ones are emeralds, blue ones are aquamarine, red ones are bixbite (red emerald or scarlet emerald), pink ones are morganite, white ones are goshenite, and yellow ones are golden beryl. Many forms of beryl are tampered with to improve their color so if it fades in sunlight or even after simply washing it in hot, soapy water (as in washing your hands wearing a ring with an "emerald"), then you have been screwed. Emeralds are often treated with cedar oil, because it has a similar refractive index, to improve their appearance.
If you like amethysts instead, then know that they are the purple variety of quartz, silicon dioxide (SiO2), which can have a right or left handed crystalline lattice caused by mechanical stress during its formation. Any quartz that cleaves with the resulting characteristic ripple fracture is generally called an amethyst, regardless of color. There is still some controversy over what gives the amethyst its color. Some sources attribute the color to manganese impurities, others speculate that organic compounds of sulfur, such as ferric thiocyanate, could be the cause because "cooking" the crystal seems to denature it color. However, if the stone is irradiated, then the color could be restored. Burnt amethyst is yellow quartz, or citrine, and can be denatured by simply exposure to the elements over time. The most recent work has shown that amethyst's coloration could be due to ferric iron impurities interplaying with aluminum based impurities. It has a hardness of 7 on the Mohs scale.
In popular belief, the amethyst offers protection against drunkenness, hence its name from the Greek amethystos, meaning "not intoxicated". It protects against curses, illnesses, and a wide variety of evils other than hang-overs.
Leo Symbolism
You are generous, warm-hearted, broad-minded, faithful, and loving.
Planet: Sun Element: Fire Symbol: Lion Flowers: Bay Leaf, Marigold Colors: Gold, Orange, Red Gemstone: Ruby Traits: Powerful, Impressive
Leo
Since you are such an attention craver, you are into wearing the sexiest clothes and going straight for the sexiest person in the room. You like secure people who are genuine and have a good fashion sense. In bed, you like to get all of the attention, so you need a partner who can worship you for the hogtie that you are. You like to dance and strip for your partner and you enjoy buying the sexiest lingerie for yourself.
Sex matches: Aries, Sagittarius, Libra
You Are From Neptune
You are dreamy and mystical, with a natural psychic ability. You love music, poetry, dance, and (most of all) the open sea. Your soul is filled with possibilities and your heart overflows with compassion. You can be in a room full of friendly people and feel all alone. If you do not get carried away with one idea, your spiritual nature will see you through anything. Beware, obsession can be a dangerous thing.
Your Rising Sign Is Sagittarius
Happy and upbeat, you are always optimistic. Even when you are in a bad mood, people find you friendly. On the flip side, you are very restless and bored easily. You have been known to pick fights just for the fun of it. You have got a great sense of humor and a quirky outlook on life. Aggressive, wild, and unconventional - no one knows what you are going to do next.
Your Birth Month: August
You love to joke and make friends. Attractive, suave, and caring, your leadership qualities include bravery and fearlessness. Sensitive, romantic, loving, and trusting, yet firm, you know how to console others. You can be too generous and too egoistical, taking high pride in yourself. You may do the right things but for the wrong reasons. Even though you have an extraordinary spirit, you can be too thirsty for praises, too easily provoked, too easily angered, and too easily made jealous. At least, you manage to avoid being petty.
You are observant, careful, and cautious. You think quickly and independently but can be too hasty. You are comfortable either leading or being led. As a dreamer, you are talented in the arts, in music, and in defense. You need to learn to relax and have a poor resistance against illnesses.
Your Birthdate: August 19
You are resilient and no doubt your resilience has already been tested. You have had some difficult experiences in your life, but you are wise from them. Having had to grow up quickly, you tend to discount the advice of others. You tend to be a loner, having learned that the only person you can depend on is yourself.
Strength: Well developed
stability and confidenceWeakness: Suspicion of others Power Color: Deep Purple Power Symbol: Spade Power Month: October
Your Element Is Fire
Fire - Leo, Aries, and Sagittarius are the astrological signs of Fire. They are the essence of passion. They are focused on their emotions. They will create drama where there is none found. Their minds are quick and active and most people find them attractive if not a little dangerous. Their direction is South and their Archangel is Michael, the "Protector of God".
You Have A Heart Of Fire
You are feisty, easy to excite, full of desire and passion, and hard to discourage or ignore. You are bold, unafraid, and long for someone who will let you take the lead and grant your every burring desire.
You Personality's Sign Is Aquarius
You are an eccentric free spirit who is rebellious and unforgettable. However, you can get easily lost in your own world. You live for the future to escape from today.
You Are Most Like The Scorpio Fairy
The sun sign Scorpio is one of the most powerful astrological signs in the Zodiac. Dynamic and forceful, they make excellent leaders. There is only one thing that hurts them and that is their tendency to be emotional. However, being extremely intuitive helps them deal with this and it even gives them a physic edge in some situations. They live hard and love hard. They give their heart fully and unconditionally. They do have a problem with jealousy sometimes and they really do have to work on it. Most of the time, they will require proof before actually accusing but sometimes they will go with their instincts. Since they are so intuitive, sometimes they "know" without proof, so if someone is with them, they stay true or get out, because your secret, if you have one, will not stay secret for long. They negative traits include being prone to exaggerate, being blunt, being impatient, and being pushy. They are best paired with Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, and Capricorn.
You Were Actually Born Under The Year Of The Rooster
(a.k.a. The Cock)
Resourceful and practical, you are a quick thinker. Usually very observant, it is hard to get anything past you. A total perfectionist, you are especially picky about looking and/or doing your best. You are a big dreamer and such a big dreamer that reality usually disappoints you.
You are most compatible with those born under the Years of The Ox or The Snake.
You Should Have Been Born Under The Year Of The Horse
You have a ton of energy and need plenty of room to roam. You tend to follow your whims and it is hard for you to stick to one thing. Specific jobs, loves, and friends are always changing and never a part of your life for long. Very intuitive, you tend to know what people are thinking before they say a word.
You are most compatible with those born under the Years of The Dog or The Tiger.
You Are The Chinese Element Of Water
Your dominant element is water. The ancient Yin-Yang scholars saw water types as people who usually did not mind spending a little time by themselves. Do some people think you brood too much or are a bit of a loner? It may be that you just happen to enjoy your own company. Honesty probably means a lot to you. If there is one thing water types cannot stand, it is people who lie to them, even "little" white lies. They prefer the truth, no matter how much it hurts.
Water has no defined shape and is related to a strong sense of imagination that defies set boundaries. Calmness is the dominant elemental energy of water and this helps us to make decisions that are smart and well-considered. A cold climate is best for the water energy, as it prevents it from evaporating into steam.
Water types are happiest near water. To enhance both the soothing and stimulating qualities, the water energy needs to be near real water. It does not have to be the ocean or a river - an aquarium or even floating candles in your house should be more than sufficient. Do you love the beach, the pool, or even just hot baths? Water can stand still or it can flow - prevailing stillness promotes peace of mind, while flowing water energizes.
Note: Water types tend to have curvy hips and often look like they are deep in thought, even if they are not. The color that corresponds to water is black. Water types like salty foods.
Heroes
Gay hairy bear with piercings (ears, nipples, PA) and a couple of dragon delt tats. I have long, dark brown hair and a variable salt'n'pepper beard. I have hazel eyes that also seem to change on their own (wear glasses or contacts). I used to be a top but because I am differently-abled now - I have to be a bottom, at least as far as sex goes. I use braces most of the time but use the wheels on long or bad days.
1. How old are you? I am 51. 2. What is your sexual orientation? I am 100% Homosexual. 3. Have you ever given someone oral sex? Whenever I can and I am damn good at it. 4. Have you ever received oral sex? Yes, but it is not important to me. 5. How many sexual partners have you had? I have had too many to count and that was before I was even legal. What can I say? I grew-up and came of age in the late sixties and early seventies - free love and all that. I got an early start. 6. What is your pubic hair style? Natural, I cannot hold a razor very well. 7. What kind of underwear do you wear? I usually wear boxer briefs, compression shorts, or go commando (None). 8. Have you ever taken, or been in, naked photos? I have both taken nudes and been in nudes though for the past several years I have been behind the camera rather than in front of it. 9. Have you ever been to a nude beach or in a nudist area? I have been to nudist beaches, nudist campgrounds, and nudist homes - though not recently. 10. Do you watch porn? There are two kinds of guys: The ones who admit to watching porn and the ones who are liars. So, yes, I have. 11. Have you ever watched others or been watched having sex? Hell, YES to both watching others and to having been watched. What do you think goes on at a gang bang, in a backroom, or in an adult bookstore or movie theater? 12. How large are you ... ya know, in the pants? It does not matter, since I am a 100% bottom guy now. 13. Have you ever experimented with another man? Hell, YES - experimented, practiced, and perfected sex with another man. 14. What is your favorite sexual position? Whatever I can get into, you can get off on, and I can get back out of is fine with me. 15. Are you circumcised? Yes and No, since I am cut but I have restored my foreskin enough that most guys think I am uncut. The professional piercer who did my PA thought I was uncut. 16. What gets you off fastest? It is not about me; being a bottom guy, it is about you. 17. How often do you masturbate? Whenever I can and with something large and greasy shoved up my butt. 18. Have you ever had multiple partners at once? Yes, what do you think orgies, gang bangs, adult bookstores, adult movie theaters, and train-pulls are for? 19. Have you ever paid for sex? Hell, NO - the day I have to pay for sex is the day I kill myself. Wait a minute, does paying the entrance fee to a bath house, adult bookstore, or adult movie theater count? 20. When did you lose your virginity? Let me see, I grew up on a working beef farm with lots of animals fucking around me (animal husbandry). I have been homosexual since before I can remember. If you include "playing doctor" in an old shed, then I would have to say "under 15 years old" - WAY under 15 years old. Even back then, I only played with the boys, never the girls, and the boys like playing with me because I liked doing things that other kids did not. I guess you could say that I was born to suck dick, among other things. Note: I was six foot tall in the sixth grade with a mustache. By the time I entered high school, I was 6'2" and had mutton chops. I could grow a full beard and had hair on my chest. I was extemely precocious mentally, physically, and sexually. I was never "little" or "student sized". I have never been carded in my life and I have bought beer while under the age of 15, as well. All the while, I did the same labor as any man did on the farm and got paid the same as any man.
Take your own poll.
Your answers will be different.
"'Promiscuous' is what you call other people who are having more sex than you are."
"Love me when I least deserve it because that is when I need it the most."
You Soul Came From The Future
Your soul came from a different time, far in the future. You are just a little bit a head of everyone else and frustrated by it. You are constantly wondering what lies ahead.
You Are A Seeker Soul
You are on a quest for knowledge and life challenges. You love to be curious and ask a ton of questions. Since you know so much, you make for an interesting conversationalist. Mentally alert, you can outwit almost anyone and have fun doing it! Very introspective, you can be silently critical of others. Your quiet nature makes it difficult for people to get to know you. You see yourself as a philosopher and you take everything philosophically. Your main talent is expressing and communicating ideas.
Souls you are most compatible with: Hunter Soul and Visionary Soul.
Your Soul Is Dying From Betrayal
You are like a fallen angel. Once you had a happy life but now it is a living disaster. The only thing you feel these days is pain. Someone very dear to you betrayed you in the worst way and because of that your heart is bleeding and you cannot find peace. My advice to you is to try and forget no matter how hard it is. Fuck them, why should you be miserable because of someone stupid? You are a proud person and you should always keep your chin up!
Color: Red Element: Ice Weapon: Katana Flowers: Tulip Colors: Red Gemstone: Red Tourmaline Animal: Hawk
I have been hurt in more ways than you can imagine.
Copyrighted Angel Image by M.W. Kaluta
Mother Nature Watches Over Your Soul
You are wise and observant. You have a keen sense of people and are a dedicated worker. Your emotions can run wild and you may at times be controlling. Mother Nature is always there to protect you, though. Like a mother, Mother Nature is always holding your hand and will guide you through life. She will help you through life's obstacles. You may find yourself feeling unusually comfortable in the presence of nature.
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United States Marine Corps
You are fit to be a Marine! The Marines were fighting battles and winning wars before there ever was a United States of America. You live your life to the fullest and will take any life that threatens your life or the lives of those you love. You are one crazy mofo!
You Are A Champion Of The People
You defend the oppressed, represent the voiceless, and fight for the powerless. You like to shake things up and get a special pleasure from defying authority. You care more about society's battles than about personal ones. You can be very political and are very likely well-educated but be careful that you do not become a tyrant yourself.
You Are Best Described As A Socialist
However politically and economically, you are more correctly described as a Social Moderate (55% permissive) and as an Economic Liberal (10% permissive). You exhibit a very well-developed sense of Right and Wrong and believe in economic fairness.
You Scored As A Socialist
I do not know about you but when corporations (e.g.; Enron, Home Depot, etc.) start shitting on their own shareholders (the ones that have actual voting stock; as opposed to worthless crap that they let the average schmoes and mutual funds have) it is time to stop doing things the "corporate way". What good does shitting on the hand that feeds you do, regardless of how greedy you are?
Both the Capitalistic and Marxist models of economics are flawed and toxic; we should be using the biological model of economics, instead. The same rules that govern population mechanics within a given environment also govern social systems, like economics, within their environments. For example, it does not make sense for an extremely small, self-serving, self-important minority to control the vast majority of wealth in a given country, or the world for that matter. This type of over-specialization is a prelude to extinction, economically.
Control of the wealth must be diversified and spread over a wider segment of the population (Yes, that means spreading the wealth, you tight-fisted bastards and not by resorting to piss-on-you economics, again). Considering that most big money is acquired either through inheritance or through illegal or immoral means, technically, it is not “their” money anyway. Essentially, all wealth is acquired through exploitation and deception, which makes the majority of rich people (such as Trump, Forbes, Bush, etc.) parasites that feed on the blood, sweat, tears, well-being, and health of the people (such as servants, peasants, employees, other "liabilities").
This way, if something happens to the self-serving, self-important minority (the upper crust or crud, if you prefer), then the rest of us will survive extremely well without them. A self-evident truth I am sure they do not what the general public to realize. Remember, it is not always cream that rises to the top; pond scum does, too.
Socialist 83% Anarchist 83% Green 58% Democrat 58% Communist 50% Republican 8% Nazi 8% Fascism 8%
What Political Party do your beliefs put you in?
Your Political Profile
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Overall 35% Conservative 65% Liberal Social Issues 25% Conservative 75% Liberal Personal Responsibility 50% Conservative 50% Liberal Fiscal Issues 0% Conservative 100% Liberal Ethics 0% Conservative 100% Liberal Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative 0% Liberal
How Liberal or Conservative are you?
Your Death Will Be By Bombing
You will probably be an innocent bystander, not doing anything wrong and not a person who was a target. You will just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Bomb 93% Gunshot 73% Poison 60% Suicide 60% Disease 53% "Disappearance" 53% Suffocation 53% Accident 40% Natural Causes 40% Stabbed 33% Drowning 0% Cut Throat 0% Eaten 0%
How will you die??
Your Color Of Death Is Dark Crimson
Your death's color is Dark Crimson; the death of the bond between the body and the soul. You are confused between reality and fantasy. You seek answers. You live for whatever makes you happy.
Your Inner Animal Is The Raven
You are dark, mysterious, secretive, independent, and intelligent.
The Owl Spirit Calls To You
The vision and hearing of the Owl is very powerful. Those with this medicine can be gifted with the ability to see into the human psychic and become clairvoyant listeners. The owl often visits those who are teachers, therapists, and counselors. As a guide, he teaches us to see and hear past shadows, beyond fear and darkness, and all the way through to the other side that promises light, happiness, and knowledge. The owl's large eyes can peer through the darkness and can see any deception. He is always wary of those who he does not feel completely close to, which is not many. The owl is a loner. Call on him if you think people are keeping the truth from you; he will be able to open your eyes.
Owl's Wisdom Includes: Stealth, secrecy, silent and swift movement, Seeing behind masks, keen sight or powers of observation, messenger of secrets and omens, shape-shifting, comfort with shadow-self, moon magic, freedom, and being the link between the dark, unseen world and the familiar world of light.
You Are The Bear
Great and powerful, bears are known for their strength, as well as their curiosity, but bears also have a gentle side. You reflect the nature of the bear.
You Communicate With Your Body
This is not as bad as it sounds. It just means that you are a "touchy-feely" person in the sense that you enjoy a lot of physical affection and need it in your life. This means both giving and receiving touch. Essentially you are hot blooded and warm hearted; you wish people could bond with you as easily as you could bond with them. Even though you often feel a little sad when you are alone, you prefer it rather than be disappointed by others. A little moody, you tend to be controlled more by your emotions than by your intellect. A big hug is always comforting!
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About me:
My profile is here to primarily entertain and inform. Since, no one uses their real image on the things anyway, I have no delusions of ever meeting anyone. Of course, there are the temporal and spatial separations to consider, as well. However, if you have something interesting on your page, then I am likely to put in an add request; especially, if there are mutual interests, friends, or groups involved. Being a photographer and a graphic artist, sometime just being visually interesting will be enough (the images you use or your profile layout). If you do not like me, my humor, my profile sections, my blogs, whatever - just block me and be done with it, we are all (hopefully) adults here. That way, there will be no multiple profile views or rude messages. It would be great if these social networking sites would do it automatically when you hit the Deny Button.
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Photographer and Graphic Artist
| Digital Image Restoration and Retouching |
| Digital Photography and Graphic Design |
| Web Design and Copywriting |
| Painting and Drawing (Fine Art) |
| CADD and Space Planning |
Associations, Certificates, and Degrees
| Dual Associate of Arts Major in Digital Media and Electronic Media |
| National Association of Photoshop Professionals |
| Web Graphic Design Certificate |
| Dual Associate of Arts Degree in Photography and Commercial Art with Honors |
| Small Business Management Program Certificate |
Your Personality Is Rational (NT)
You are both logical and creative. You are full of ideas. You are so rational that you analyze everything and this drives people a little crazy! Intelligence is important to you. You always like to be around smart and/or talented people. In fact, you are often a little short with people who do not impress you or who embrace mediocrity. You seem distant to some but it is usually because you are deep in thought. Those who do understand you best are fellow Rationals. In love, you tend to approach things with logic. You seek a compatible mate. One who is either very intelligent and/or possesses unique talents or skills. At work, you tend to gravitate toward idea building careers such as like programming, medicine, or academia. With others, you are very honest and direct. People often cannot take your criticism well. As far as your looks go, you are coasting on what you were born with and dislike affectations such as trendy hair styles. You think fashion and fads are silly, as well. During your downtime, you spend most of your time thinking, experimenting with new ideas, or learning new things.
Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion: You have medium extroversion. You are not the life of the party, but you do show up for the party. Sometimes you are full of energy and open to new social experiences. However, you also need to hibernate and enjoy your "down time."
Conscientiousness: You have high conscientiousness. Intelligent and reliable, you tend to succeed in life. Most things in your life are organized and planned well. However, you are borderline on being a total perfectionist.
Agreeableness: You have medium agreeableness. You are generally a friendly and trusting person. However, you also have a healthy dose of cynicism. You get along well with others, as long as they play fair.
Neuroticism: You have medium neuroticism. You are generally cool and collected but sometimes you do panic. Little worries or problems can consume you, draining your energy. Your life is pretty smooth but there is a few emotional bumps you would like to eliminate.
Openness to experience: Your openness to new experiences is high. In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas. You will try almost anything interesting and you are constantly pushing your own limits. A great connoisseur of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything.
Your Values Profile
Loyalty: You value loyalty a fair amount. You are loyal to your friends but only to a point. If they cross you, then you will reconsider your loyalties. Staying true to others is important to you but you also stay true to yourself.
Honesty: You value honesty a fair amount. You are honest when you can be but you are not a stickler for it. If a little white lie will make a situation more comfortable, then you will go for it. In the end. you mostly care about "situational integrity".
Generosity: You value generosity highly. So much so, you often put your own needs last. There is nothing wrong with having a caring heart but you may want to rethink your "open wallet" policy.
Humility: You value humility highly. You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are. You do not need to seek praise to make yourself feel better. You are very modest and you desire to keep the drama factor low.
Tolerance: You value tolerance a fair amount. You are open to new cultures, beliefs, and ideas. You have very few prejudices of which you are aware. However, while you are tolerant, you do stand true to what you believe.
Your Personality Type Is: INFP
You have an Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiver (INFP) personality commonly referred to as "The Idealistic Philosopher".
About Your Personality Type
Imagine a deep lush valley, caressed by flowers and trees that eternally blossom, inhabited by animals that serve as gentle companions and by people who spend their days loving, creating, and selflessly serving humanity. This is the world of the rare (only about 3 percent of the population) Idealistic Philosopher. The person who is forever striving to live in a perfect world where love and harmony abound.
When You Are In Love
As an idealistic Philosopher, you believe that true love requires a profound emotional and spiritual connection. You may also believe that, to attain this desired state, you will have to endure a great deal of pain and sacrifice. Yet all the suffering will be worth it once you find your perfect love. When that blessed day comes, you will be a complete person, as you and your partner will work together to make the world a better place. In the beginning of a relationship, you tend to idealize your mate as the greatest person in the world; you'd easily give up your life for him or her. Later, when reality intrudes, you may find yourself disappointed as you realize that no real human being can match the fantastic images of love and romance you created in your imagination. Fortunately, despite your disillusionment, you somehow recover and begin to accept the flaws of your partner, ever so slowly, while still wishing you could change him or her into the perfect image you had when you first fell in love.
Where To Meet
Where can you meet an Idealistic Philosopher? Idealistic Philosophers love writing, psychology, the arts, and relationships, and are drawn to activities that involve a crusade or mission. You can bump into them at bookstores, especially in sections related to the preceding topics. You can also find Idealistic Philosophers at the theater, art galleries, and museums - often walking slowly, by themselves, lost in their thoughts.
Your Are Best With
#1 Match - The Giver (ENFJ)
They strive to maintain harmony in relationships and usually succeed. Articulate and enthusiastic, they are good at making personal connections. Sometimes they idealize relationships too much and end up being screwed. They find the most energy and comfort in social situations; where they shine. They would make good writers, human resources directors, or psychologists.
#2 Match - The Protector (INFJ)
They live their life with integrity, originality, vision, and creativity. Independent and stubborn, they rarely stray from their vision - no matter what it is. They are excellent listeners, with almost infinite patience. They have complex, deep feelings, and they take great care to express them. They would make great photographers, alternative medicine gurus, or teachers.
#3 Match - The Idealist (INFP)
They are creative with a great imagination, living in their own inner world. Open minded and accepting, they strive for harmony in their important relationships. It takes a long time for people to get to know them. They are hesitant to let people get close. However, once they care for someone, they do everything they can to help that someone grow and develop. They would make excellent writers, psychologists, or artists.
#4 Match - The Thinker (INTP)
They are analytical and logical. They are on a quest to learn everything they can. Smart and complex, they always love a new intellectual challenge. Their biggest pet peeve is people who slow them down with trivial bullshit. Quiet mavericks, they tend to ignore rules and authority whenever they feel like it. They would make excellent mathematicians, programmers, or professors.
#5 Match - The Scientist (INTJ)
They have a head for ideas and they are good at improving systems. Logical and strategic, they prefer for everything in their life to be organized. They tend to be a bit skeptical and they are both critical of themselves and of others. Independent and stubborn, they tend to only befriend those who are a lot like themselves. They would make excellent scientists, engineers, or programmers.
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You Have A Type A- Personality
You are one of the most balanced people around. Motivated and focused, you are good at getting what you want. You rule at success, but success does not rule you. When it is playtime, you really know how to kick back Whether it is hanging out with friends or doing something you love! You live life to the fullest by incorporating the best of both worlds.
Your Personality Profile
You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant. Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle. You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs. However, for you comfort and calm are very important. You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection. You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong.
You Are 50% Left-Brained, 50% Right-Brained
The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning. Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others. If you are left brained, then you are likely good at math and logic. Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet. The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility. Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way. If you are right brained, then you likely have a talent for creative writing and art. Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.
Your Thinking Style:
Primary - Modifying: Super logical and rational, you consider every fact available to you. You do not make rash decisions and are rarely moved by emotion. You prefer what is known and proven to what is new and untested. You tend to ground those around you and add stability.
Secondary - Visioning: You are very insightful and tend to make decisions based on your insights. You focus on how things should be, even if you have not worked out the details. An idealist, thinking of the future helps you guide your path. You tend to give others long-term direction and momentum.
Your Brain's Pattern
You have a tempered, reasonable way of thinking. You tend to take every new idea in and meld it with your world view. For you, everything is always changing. Each moment is different. Your thinking process tends to be very natural - with no beginnings or endings.
Your Dominant Intelligence Is Spatial / Visual
You have spatial intelligence! You are good at remembering pictures and are great with colors and design. You know where everything in your house is located generally like things nice and tidy.
People with this type of intelligence are able to perceive the world in three (or more?) dimensions. They can follow intricate inter-relationships and systems, especially networks. They are good at keeping track of the disposition of various items in space, which makes them good at reading maps and charts, creating plans and drawings, and solving puzzles and mazes. They have a good sense of direction utilizing landmarks. Their note taking or note making usually includes lots of "color" and imagery. They prefer reading material that is heavily illustrated, are inveterate doodlers, and have great perceptual and visualisation skills in drawing, especially where accuracy is often essential. People equipped with this intelligence easily undertake do-it-yourself activities or any kind of work that involves stripping down and reassembling components. In school, this intelligence leads to a preference of geometry over algebra.
Professions: Artists, Designers, Architects, City Planners, and more!
Your Dominant Intelligence Is Spatial Intelligence
You have got a good sense of space and how the world around you looks. You can close your eyes and "see" images. You have innate artistic talent. An eye for color and shapes, you're also a natural designer. Since you think in pictures, visual aids, and demonstrations help you learn best. You would make a good navigator, sculptor, visual artist, inventor, architect, interior designer, or engineer.
Spatial Intelligence can be considered visual in nature but it does not require physical sight. It can develop in blind children. It gives us the ability to manipulate and create mental images in order to solve problems.
- You enjoy visualizing ideas and concepts in your mind
- You enjoy creating art forms in a variety of ways
- You enjoy performing arts and sports in a spatial sense
- You enjoy working with diagrams, maps, charts, and tables
- You enjoy music videos
- You enjoy puzzles in various dimensions
Your Scholastic Strength Is Innovating
You are the master of new ideas, techniques, and ways of looking at things. You are talented at structuring thoughts, decision making, clarifying, and making deadlines. You should major in marketing, psychology, design, cognitive science, economics, or photography.
You Are An Artist
Watch out world! You are an artist. Filled with unlimited creativity, you help to make the world a more beautiful place. Keep doing what you do.
| Artist | 69% | |
| Singer | 25% | |
| Dancer | 19% | |
| Musician | 13% | |
| Actor | 13% | |
| Writer | 13% |
Your Philosophy Is Classicism
Most prominent in ancient Greece and Rome, Classicism is one of the first great philosophical schools of thought. You believe that the universe is sensical, intelligible, and beautiful. You may want to hook-up with Aristotle or Plato because they share your sentiments. You are concerned with ethics, mathematics, and science in both a brainy and a personal way. You are smart and intelligent. You like to put these gifts to good use and do not feel intimidated by the daunting processes of logical proofs.
Your Intellectual Type Is Visionary Philosopher
This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, your exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things to others — and at anticipating and predicting patterns.
What is your Classic I.Q.?
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You Are An Existentialist
Your life is guided by the Humanist concept of Existentialism: You choose the meaning and purpose of your life. If Man is to be free, then he must be responsible for everything he does. It is up to you to give life a meaning. I think; therefore, I am.
Justice: A concept involving the system of consequences which are naturally derived from any action or choice. Justice, in some form or another, affects all things in the universe. In the context of human actions, this means what individuals or groups actually deserve or merit, or are in some sense entitled to, according to their actions.
Kantianism: A theory of ethics that ascribes intrinsic value to rational beings and is the philosophical foundations of contemporary human rights and the extended ascription of intrinsic value to a wide spectrum of non-human natural entities, including ecosystems.
Hedonism: The doctrine that pleasure or happiness is the sole or chief good in life.
Utilitarianism: A theory of ethics that prescribes the quantitative maximization of good consequences for a population - "the greatest good of the greatest number". It is a form of consequentialism. Though some utilitarian theories might seek to maximize other consequences, these consequences generally have something to do with the welfare of people and sometimes nonhuman animals. For this reason, utilitarianism is often associated with the term welfarist consequentialism. It can be an effective way of defeating prejudices and selfishness.
Nihilism: A philosophical position which argues that the world and human existence is without objective meaning, purpose, comprehensible truth, or essential value. In addition, there is no reasonable proof of the existence of a higher ruler or creator, a true morality is unknown, and secular ethics are impossible; therefore, life has no truth and no action is known to be preferable to any other.
| Existentialism | 90% | |
| Justice (Fairness) | 70% | |
| Kantianism | 60% | |
| Hedonism | 60% | |
| Utilitarianism | 55% | |
| Nihilism | 50% | |
| Strong Egoism | 40% | |
| Apathy | 30% | |
| Divine Command | 0% |
You Are Most Like A Humanist
Your ideals mostly resemble that of a Humanist. Although you do not have a lot of faith, you are devoted to making this world better, in the short time that you have to live. Humanists do not generally believe in an afterlife and, therefore, are committed to making the world a better place for themselves and future generations.
You Are Most Like Einstein
You are a detached intellectual whose ideas will save or will destroy the world. You lead with your mind, exploring the unknown and helping to invent the future of mankind.
You Were A Renaissance Painter
(just not this one)
| Name: | Leonardo di ser Piero da Vinci |
| Parents: | Vincier ser Piero and Catarina
(unmarried because she was "low born") |
| Siblings: | 17 half brothers and sisters |
| Date of Birth: | 15 April 1452 |
| Place of Birth: | probably Anchiano, Italy
(near Vinci, where he was christened) |
| Date of Death: | 02 May 1519 |
| Place of Death: | Amboise, France |
| Cause of Death: | probably complications from a stroke suffered in 1517,
aggravated by what should have been a minor illness |
| Age at Death: | 67 |
Your Life Path Number Is 4
Your purpose in life is to build your vision. Even though you are artistic, you are also practical and responsible. You work hard, knowing that there are no shortcuts in life. You work for a better life for yourself and for those you love. Trustworthy and honest, you also demonstrate great courage. People can count on you. In love, you are a loyal and committed partner. You are the ideal spouse. You do not give up easily and have trouble knowing when to quit. Sometimes you can be too stubborn and unwilling to make changes, being too conservative at times, which means that you can miss out on good opportunities. In addition, remember that not everyone can be as passionate as you are or work as hard as you do, as disappointing as that is to you. It is best not to be too idealistic about others.
You Are The Individualist
As a "4", you are sensitive and intuitive, with others and yourself. You are creative and dreamy plus dramatic and unpredictable. You are emotionally honest, real, and easily hurt. Totally expressive, others always know exactly how you feel.
Your Beauty Hides In Your Individuality
You are different from everyone else and everyone else knows it but they do not necessarily know why. The worst part of this is that everyone refuses to stop trying to change you. You do not know whether to just be yourself or put on some fake act or social mask just to get people off your back. While it is always best to be honest, you may be resentful that people are always trying to change your ways instead of improving their own ways. Do not let anything change you because in this world there is only one of you. Meanwhile, there are millions of people trying to portray themselves as something else just to keep everyone else happy.
You Scored As One Intellectual Individual
You are a thinker. You see things from a very different prospective than the rest of the world. You probably find release and self-expression in music, painting, sculpting, or any other form of art. People see you as a deep person, full of knowledge that they do not understand. People are attracted to that, but there is a good chance you do not care.
| One Intellectual Individual | 88% | |
| Earth-Child | 75% | |
| Not a Hippie | 63% | |
| New Age Hippie | 50% | |
| Original Hippie | 50% | |
| Pothead | 25% |
You are most like the Archangel of Transformation. You like teaching and bringing the joy of learning to others. However, you have a very limited amount of patience for stupid people despite having an amazing amount of patience otherwise.
Uriel (Auriel / Oriel) is most well known as the "Regent of the Sun", the "Fire of God" (as in fire being transforming rather than punitive), or, much more recently, the "Light of God" in the Book of Revelation. (Note: This book is the most unlike of the other books in christian mythology and it is the most disputed. If it were a data point, then it would be ignored as an error and thrown out in the final analysis.) He calls forth the birds of the air to feast upon the fallen, among other things, and has dominion over Tartarus or Hades. The christian church (just one of hundreds of jewish cults left over from the fall of the Roman Empire) assimilated him as an "archangel" and kept him for centuries. However, the church tried to delete him from their records by 745 CE due to a growing (christian?) pagan obsession of the public with angels. The concept of an "angel" is an eastern one. The jews were aware of them but they did not start naming them until after the Second Babylonian Empire fell. The Babylonians, who were obsessive record keepers, were the ones who forced the jews to start writing down everything.
| Pantheon | Angelic |
| Element | Earth |
| Planet | Venus |
| Dominion | Nature and Wisdom |
| Colors | Gold and Black |
| Symbols | Shield and Staff |
| Totems | Birds - especially, the Dove and Raven |
| Strongest Time of the Year |
Yule |
| Strongest Time of the Week |
Friday |
| Strongest Time of the Day |
Night |
Which Archangel are you most like?
You Are A Magical Angel
You tend to be the most timid but often the smartest. Mystical certainly describes you and you do have an air of mystery about you. You are like a magical being because you have the power to change peoples minds and make people reconsider when they decide the wrong things. You tend to be helpful and generous to those you think deserve it and are a very loyal friend. People admire you from afar.
You Already Knew You Were A Dark Angelic
You expected this answer, did you not? You are similar to a Demon but slightly different in that you do not revel in evil - you revel in pleasure. Your wings resemble an Angel's but if that is so, then they are the wings of a Fallen Angel. Your love of sin caused you to be cast from the Heavens. Your wings are black as raven wings and are nearly as dark as your desires. You are faithless and love it. You believe that there is no Judgment Day to fear and so you can do what you want! You have a refined concept of what is sexy and a slightly chaotic sense of fun. In fact, you love chaos and view much of what you do as a game. You are typically attracted to those that will challenge your mind, power, and wit - "dangerous" people like you. It is not unlikely that you are bisexual or at least open to the concept, because you seek excitement and passion everywhere and in everyone. Chances are you have a special talent for magic - you are a powerful being and you know what you want. Like a Serpent of Eden you like to try your powers of seduction and manipulation, though your intent is rarely to cause harm. You have a deep, dark sense of art and/or poetry, because your mind is a deep, dark place. While typically smirking, amused, and sarcastic, you are capable of severe revenge and a passion and intensity unrivaled by any other. In your eyes life is for enjoyment and pleasure - nothing else. If you are not having fun in your own twisted way, you are not happy. You are easily bored with the vast majority of people. You are most likely drawn towards the Gothic subculture and probably adore Goth music, art, and style. Many people look down on your seemingly careless lifestyle and may even consider you slutty, which is not true. You just know you are sexy and you are damn proud of it. Dark Angels have an outlook most like Satanists - loving sin and looking to none but themselves for power.
You Have Black Angel Wings
You are very troubled and sad but do not give up hope yet. Even when you think you are lost in the dark, there will always be light. The darkness could not exist without the light. If you try looking at things in a more positive light, then maybe that could help. Do not just look at the dark side of things, you need to look at the light side too or life just will not be enjoyable. You probably stay away from people and want death to just come to you. You probably hold your emotions inside.
Copyrighted Angel Image by M.W. Kaluta
You Are A Fallen Angel
You are caught between good and evil and between joy and sorrow. You have drastic ups and downs. You are mostly very sad but cannot help it. You hide your true self from others fearing what they may think. Your not a bad person but your not a good person either. You are just caught between something, possibly anything, but it is causing you great pain. As a fallen angel, you are sorrowful and confused.
You Are Most Like A Psi Dragon
You knew you would get this result did you not? The psi dragon is more like a spirit or a ghost of dragon. You have the sixth sense of premonition and knows things before they happen, hence giving you an advantage over most of your adversaries. You feel that you are smarter and significantly better then all others.
Copyrighted Dragon Image by Don Ed Hardy
A Dragon Is In Your Soul
You are very wise and people come to you for advice. However, you feel misunderstood as a person and feel out of place, in both time and space. You can be very emotional and extremely empathic. You do not like to have a lot of people around you because of all of their emotional "noise". Except for two or three close friends, you keep everyone else "out of range" so you can have some peace. Because of your intelligence, you have the power to identify problems and find solutions. Unfortunately, you always try to solve problems by yourself, even though you may not be in a position to do so, which is a major source of frustration. You may be wise but nobody can solve all problems, all the time, alone. Therefore, try not to keep everyone at bay and be willing to ask for help when you need it. Problems can be easier to solve that way.
You Are The Dragon
A dragon, in western lore, is a giant reptile with wings. It usually has the capability to breathe fire. The dragon symbolizes immense power, physical strength, and courage. The dragon has also been a symbol of wisdom and of protection. Dragons may also appear to be greedy as many a tale depict them as keepers of vast hordes of treasure.
You Are A Water Dragon
Like ice dragons, you are extremely powerful but you show it more often. You are a leader and like to speak your opinion. In addition, you are charming, swift, and great at dancing. You enjoy getting stuck in the rain, playing with friends, and swimming anywhere!
You Are A Dark Unicorn
Unlike Pure Unicorns, you belong with the satanic herd but do not panic, this just means you tend to brood a lot over things. You are incredibly smart. You often find yourself misunderstood and you have a need to break free from "the norms". You like to be alone but feel comfortable with other like you. A darker side lurks below the surface.
Who I'd like to meet:
Love is a Force of Nature
Your Eyes Should Be Hazel
(They Really Are Hazel)
Hazel eyes reflect intellectuality and sensuality. However, hazel eyes hide the art of subtle manipulation. People with hazel eyes are very loveable. They are really hot and are awesome to be around. They do not enjoy pet names and they do not care what people think or say about them. However, they are very satisfying and love to please. They can exceed your pleasure expectations. They are very laid back, chilled out, love to just hang out and be around.
Your Hidden Talent
You have the power to persuade and influence others. You are the type of person who can turn a whole room around. The potential for great leadership is there, as long as you don't abuse it. Always remember, you have a lot more power over people than you might think!
Your Brain Is 67% Male
You have a male brain. Logical and detailed, you tend to look at the facts. While your emotions do sway you sometimes, you never like to get feelings too involved.
You Are Left Brained In Love
Cool and clearheaded, you tend not to get swept away and are dependable and trustworthy. Able to look at things objectively, you are honest and direct in relationships to the point of abject bluntness. You are good at solving relationship problems. You rely on standards when picking a man and are ready to compete for your sweetie's heart. Articulate and witty, you are a good conversationalist. You think superficial, overly romantic displays are a waste of time. You prefer a few serious boyfriends as opposed to many flings. You notice all of the details about your guy - good and bad.
You Are A Scientist
Scientists believe in constant growth in their relationships and strive for independence for themselves and their partners. They are constantly engaged in 'fix-up' projects to improve the overall quality of their lives and relationships. They take their commitments seriously but are open to redefining their vows, if they see something which may be an improvement over the existing situation. Scientists are not likely to be "touchy-feely" or overly affectionate with their partners. They may seem at times be somewhat insensitive to their partner's emotional needs. However, scientists are very capable and intelligent individuals who strive to always be their very best and be moving in a forward direction. If they apply these basic rules to their personal relationships, they are likely to enjoy happy and healthy interaction with those around them.
You are naturally compatible with: Inspirers and Visionaries.
You Are 26 Years Old
20-29: You are a twenty-something at heart. You feel excited about what is to come ... love, work, and new experiences.
Your Ideal Relationship Is Friends-With-Benefits
You are not looking for anything serious ... just something hot and your little black book (or cell phone) always hooks you up. You want nothing more than friends with benefits - no strings. You also do not mind benefits without the friendship!
When You Do Fall In Love ... You Fall Hard
You fall in love quickly and easily and very often. You give completely and unconditionally in relationships. You tend to get very attached when you are with someone. You want to see your love all the time. You love your partner unconditionally and do not try to make them change. You stay in love for a long time, even if you are not loved in return.
You Are Wuthering Heights
You are dramatic and romantic and finding true love is your main passion in life.
You Are Attracted To Those Who Are Unbridled, Untrammeled, and Free
In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You would do anything for love but you will not fall for it easily. In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward and you are told that you are loved. You would like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful and that you will never change. However, you want a relationship that looks to the future and one that can grow with you. Your ideal relationship is lasting.
If you could get married, then you think of marriage as something precious. You would treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. However, you would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.
You Are Attracted To The Tough Kind Of Guy
You Scored: 65% Masculine, 70% Athletic, 18% Exotic, and 43% Refined, overall. You love men, you love testosterone, and you know it. You like a bad-ass man who knows what he wants. He is not what you might bring home to mom but I do not think it really matters - he is hot!
This test tracked four variables as to how you compared to other people your age and gender:
| Masculine | You scored higher than 99% | |
| Athletic | You scored higher than 99% | |
| Exotic | You scored higher than 99% | |
| Refined | You scored higher than 99% | |
What type of Man turns you on?
You Attract The Jay-Psycho Kind Of Guy
He will kill any guy that looks at you funny or checks you out. If you are lucky, then he will just slap you around emotionally. He is convinced that you are cheating on him whether you are or not.
You Attract Rednecks
Maybe it is that Nascar T-shirt, the scent of diesel fuel on you, or the grease under your fingernails but you attract rednecks. If you enjoy listening to Skynard CD's on infinite repeat, lots of mullet-wearing freinds, air-guitar, giving or taking the occasional beating, and watching a lot of wrestling on TV, then you are all set. If you are looking for depth and less drama, you definitely need to change something ... and soon.
| Rednecks | 42% | |
| Yuppies | 36% | |
| Artsy People | 34% | |
| Unstable People | 29% | |
| Models | 29% | |
| Geeks | 23% |
What type of person do you attract?
You Are Looking For A Regular Guy
You know the old joke: "I am not gay but my boyfriend is." I have been that boyfriend for more than several of those "not gay" guys. I am very flexible in my tastes. If you have to pin me down on some attribute, then I would have to say, "Wounded Beauty".
I am not really not looking for a "relationship" but I really will not walk away from one, if it happens. Relationships always seem to happen when you are not looking for them, anyway.
I like guys who like being guys, who act like guys, and who like being with other guys, sexually and/or otherwise. I like blue-collar guys (construction workers, truckers, bikers, mechanics, etc.) and hi-tech rednecks the most but I am flexible. I grew up on a working farm (beef cattle, pigs, poultry, horses, etc.) so rural, country, cowboy guys are good. Military is good too; since that farm was and I still live outside of an Aberdeen Proving Grounds - Edgewood Arsenal Army Base. Jocks, especially strength athletes (powerlifters, weightlifters, bodybuilders, field athletes, etc.) are good because of what I used to do in my previous lifetime (strength coach, athletic trainer, personal trainer, fitness specialist, lifeguard, etc. in Baltimore City and Harford County) before being disabled. Guys with ink (tattoos) and metal (piercings) are a real big plus.
Guys around my own age, plus or minus five to ten years. Older is OK if your mind and personality is not set in stone. Younger is OK if you can think, are legal, and are not looking for a sugar-daddy. I refuse to contribute to the population of legacy children - get a job or get a degree. In either event, I tend to be protective like an older brother or a father figure. I will try not to intentionally run your life. After all, I not so good at running my own.
I am not particularly interested in gender benders such as fems, queens (dragging, flaming, or raging), cross-dressers, transvestites, or male-to-female trans-sexuals. Although, a female-to-male trans like Buck Angel (muscles, tattoos, piercings, and a strap-on attitude) might be interesting.
As long as things stay casual, age, race, looks, orientation, etc. are not particularly important. As an artist, people with an interesting "look" tend to get my attention but I do not have a type per se. Personally, I really like redheaded guys with green eyes but I have always been involved, seriously and/or otherwise, with dark haired guys with dark eyes - go figure. So, the only thing that could become an issue if I were to get serious with another guy again would be orientation. Then again, maybe not since you will always be the "pitcher" and I will always be the "catcher". It is not by choice or inclination; it is the reality of the situation.
Cyber sex and phone sex do not particularly interest me. Do not get me wrong, I am interested in getting laid and I do enjoy a good show but what is the point of having disembodied sex? I would rather have the real deal and make the actual connection if only for a fleeting moment.
You Are A Normal Guy
You are just your average Joe going through life like normal and do not even notice your own hotness.
You Will Marry The Boy Next Door
You will marry the boy next door! Sweet, cute, funny, and caring. What more could you ask for?
You Are The Committed Gay Man
If you had a mate, then you would love it. You would not need anyone else but him. You would be his every night and no one else's. Feel sorry for the other guys because once this one is taken, he is taken body and soul!
You Are A Straight-Acting Gay
Hey, you are on the straight and narrow but still enjoy a good looking guy with good cold beer.
You are also a big bear - so, either go scare them or cuddle them.
| Straight Acting | 70% | |
| A Big Bear | 70% | |
| Raging Queer | 50% | |
| S&M Guy | 30% | |
| The all-round cute gay guy | 30% | |
| Straight | 10% | |
| Straight Queer Basher | 10% |
What type of Gay are you?
You Seem To Be Both Mr. Butch Masculine Queer and Gay White Trash
You are pretty much be straight except that you like men. Sometimes you try to hard to look, act, and be masculine but most of the time it is natural. You would be every fairy bottom's dream man, if you were a top.
and
You are shunned by all of the gay world. You probably smell (like a man) because you do not waste your money on fancy colognes and, if you had to do some serious ass kissing, the last ass on this planet you would kiss would be that of some queen working behind a fragrance counter for a free sample. You are probably ugly because you do not waste your money on all those trips to spas and salons. WOW! What a surprise, none of the faggots like you because even if you did have a rat's ass, you would not give it to know what is supposedly hot in fashion, interior design, or divas.
You Scored As A Bottom In Denial
(You scored a 55 Bottom!)
You are a bottom. You tell everyone that you are versitile, but that is bullshit. When you get a little older and discover how good it is being a bottom and you get over the stigma attached to your bottom-hood. You too will experience the true joy of being a bottom.
How you compared to other people your age and gender:
| You scored highter than 83% on Bottom | 82 |
I am already older and I sort of had to get over being a bottom since I am differently abled.
You Are A Top
(Well, I used to be.)
You give it and you give it good! You must have a massive dick and/or can fuck for hours. You and the bottoms get along well, too. However, you also take a stand and keep the bottoms in line. You let them know who is the dominant male. Not only are you packing big time but you look good as hell, as well. Keep it up, I am proud of you!
You Scored An Average Of 5.62
Summary: The idea of this exercise is to understand exactly how dynamic a person's sexual orientation can be, as well as how fluid it can be over a person's lifespan. While a person's number of actual homo/heterosexual encounters may be easy to categorize, their actual orientation may be completely different. Simple labels like "homosexual", "heterosexual", and "bisexual" need not be the only three options available to us.
This result can also be related to the Kinsey Scale:
0 = exclusively heterosexual
1 = predominantly heterosexual, incidentally homosexual
2 = predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexual
3 = equally heterosexual and homosexual
4 = predominantly homosexual, but more than incidentally heterosexual
5 = predominantly homosexual, incidentally heterosexual
6 = exclusively homosexual
Homosexual
According to my answers, it is likely that I identify as homosexual according to The Multidimensional Scale of Sexuality. It was devised by Larry Kurdek, B. Berkey and T. Perelman-Hall. It is an extension of the Klein Sexual Orientation Grid. The Scale recognizes that sexual identities can change over time, that people can identify with more than one sexual identity, and that asexuality is a valid sexual identity. The Multidimensional Scale of Sexuality was published in the "Journal of Homosexuality" in 1990.
Complete Set of Results
How do you score on The Multidimensional Scale of Sexuality?
| Asexual | 0 | |
| Concurrent bisexual | 0 | |
| Heterosexual | 0 | |
| Heterosexual with some homosexuality | 0 | |
| Homosexual | 5 | |
| Homosexual with some heterosexuality | 0 | |
| Past heterosexual, currently homosexual | 0 | |
| Past homosexual, currently heterosexual | 0 | |
| Sequential bisexual | 0 |
How do you score on The Multidimensional Scale of Sexuality?
You scored -42
(-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight)
As of right now, you are interested in the same sex. You have very little to no sexual interest in the opposite sex. If you are sexually inexperienced at this point, then it is possible that you have latent heterosexual tendencies that you have not yet discovered.
Your Personality Is Like Alcohol
You are the life of the party, a total flirt, and probably a pretty big jokester. Sometimes your behavior gets you in trouble but you still remain socially acceptable. You are a pretty bad driver and you are dancing could also use a little work!
You Are Beer
You are cheap and dirty. You can be had by the pint. I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
You Are A Pint Of Guinness
Rowdy, social, eclectic, and protective. You have been seen in a few bar brawls (voted most likely to be in a bar fight) but never anything you could not handle.
Your Prince Is Jake Gyllenhaal
He loves to be himself and so do you. You guys were meant for each other.
Your Celebrity Match Is Colin Farrell
You like your men to have an accent and to be funny - among other things (like being hung like a horse and uncut).
Your Celebrity Boyfriend Would Be Hugh Jackman
He may look rough, tough, and insensitive but really he is a super sweetheart. Just do not ever tell him about your enemies ... they might just "mysteriously" disappear. In addition, he is way, way HOT!
You Have A Sexual IQ Of 157
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience and sex interests so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
You Scored As Exciting
You are exciting, people want to fuck your brains out, and you know it. Whether it is in an airplane or on the back of a bus, sex with you is always exciting.
| Exciting | 94% | |
| Hot | 69% | |
| Wet | 63% | |
| Soft | 56% | |
| Awkward | 44% | |
| Violent | 44% | |
| Sweet | 31% | |
| Shy | 31% |
What is your Sexual Style?
You Are Lust?
Sexy! However, they say that there is such a thing as too much of a good thing. You have sex on the brain and it does not stay just there for long. Passionate, fiery, and most certainly confident - you are a fun loving, spontaneous person who is always up for a laugh. Unfortunately, people have trouble keeping up with you. You are sex crazy and perhaps need to tone it down a bit and learn a little self control! But hey, congratulations on being the sexiest red hot Deadly Sin out of all the Seven.
You Are 60% Evil
You are evil, but you have not yet mastered the dark side. Fear not though, you are on your way to world domination.
You Scored As True Neutral
A True Neutral person has two faces - either these people are merely apathetic, preferring to focus their minds on more important things or these people truly believe in a balance of all things. To these people, there can be no light without some darkness. These people also have no dedication to or intrinsic distrust of laws.
| True Neutral | 85% | |
| Neutral Good | 60% | |
| Chaotic Neutral | 55% | |
| Chaotic Good | 55% | |
| Lawful Good | 55% | |
| Neutral Evil | 50% | |
| Chaotic Evil | 35% | |
| Lawful Neutral | 30% | |
| Lawful Evil | 25% |
What is your Alignment?
Your Deadly Sins
You will die, after conquering the world as an evil dictator.
| Wrath | 40% | |
| Greed | 20% | |
| Lust | 20% | |
| Sloth | 20% | |
| Envy | 0% | |
| Gluttony | 0% | |
| Pride | 0% | |
| Chance You Will Go To Hell | 14% |
How sinful are you?
You Are Only 28% Asshole
You may think that you are an asshole or a bitch but the truth is that you are a good person at heart. Yeah sure, you can have a mean streak in you but most of the people you meet like you.
You Are A Freaky Kisser
When you kiss, you want to experience something new a new technique, a new partner, a new piercing, a new ...
Your own personal kissing style is very unpredictable. There is no saying where your tongue or hands will go.
Your Seduction Style Is That Of A Rake
You possess an unbridled sensuality that appeals to many. The minute you meet anyone, you can make the crave you almost immediately. You give others the chance to lose control with you ... spiraling into carnal bliss. A dangerous lover, you both fascinate and scare those you attract.
You Are The Horny Type
You want to fuck all the time. You have been known to pass your cock or ass around from time to time. You do not remember a single guy's name but remember the month and day you fucked him.
You Prefer Rough Sex
You like it rough. Great, wonderful, pounding sex is your type of sex. The kind of sex that is bigger, longer, harder, and deeper. Furious sex that is more a product of lust than of love. It is only the utterly horny, animalistic kind of rough sex that satisfies you.
Wild Sex Gets You Off
You are a man that likes sex a little different, maybe a little ruff, maybe a little kinky. You like to explore sex - try new things and new ideas. You like to pretend to be shy but we all know that is far from the truth. You like to role play to live out you fun to your dark fantasies. Hey, do not be embarrassed because "Poor is the man, whose pleasures depend on the permission of another".
You Are 90% Kinky
You are crazy kinky. Do you ever think of anything other than sex?
You Are At Slutcom 4
They look at you, they blink, and you pounce. Your room is characterized by a "Now Serving" counter above your bed and a "Take a Number" box outside your door. Anyone who enters your lair is required to be irradiated before leaving. We're talking two people in a night, multiple hook-ups each weekend - in a word, "Dirty".
You Scored 80 Slut Points
Jinkies, Scooby, how you have changed! You left the farmhouse and went to the big city. You willingly lost yourself in the joys of Sodom and Gomorrah, and then more Sodom. You tell your friends about your adventures and, while they knowingly nod, they secretly think you�re an even bigger slut than you claim to be. Somewhere in your journey of self-discovery, you may find that what you really want is a nice slut to take back to the homestead. We are happy to confirm that you will recognize him because it takes one to know one and, without a doubt, YOU ARE A SLUT!
You Scored As Slut
You are just a slut - everyone knows your name and not for the best reason. You have not only been around the block but around the whole city.
| Slut | 90% | |
| Gym Bunny | 70% | |
| Politiqueer | 70% | |
| Out and Proud Queer | 60% | |
| Str8 Boi | 40% | |
| Circuit Boy | 30% | |
| Drag Queen | 30% | |
| Twink | 20% | |
| Mess | 20% | |
| Attitude Queen | 10% | |
| Abercromibe Boi | 0% | |
| Drama Queen | 0% |
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Friend Space (Randomized)
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James
James Tompkins
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Keith
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CalCub
Steven Davidson
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Rick
Rick Silverman
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SCUM BAG FAG MAG
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justin..."country guy"
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DANIELKEVIN
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John
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Dan
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Caesar
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Jason Stuart
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Dana
dana breiner
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Prince Pup
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Matthew
Matthew Mitchell
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scott
scott sag
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jon
jon bart
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Legendary Rebel
Phillip Rebel Drummond
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James
James DeWercs
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Todd
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Chaz
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Chesapeake Pride Festiv…
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Andy Does It Better=A-D…
Andy Does It better
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Joan
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"Souk" Oklahoma City Mr…
Edgar souk Burrowns
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Giovannii
Giovannii Guglielmo
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Thomas
thomas zwaagstra
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Roge®
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Mike
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The Bullet Bar
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Birger K
Dylan King Fong
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James
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GO!
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Ace DeCarlo from Randy …
Ace DeCarlo
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Marccelus
Marccelus Bragg
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Randy Jones
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Eden
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Kevin
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Aug 26 2009 8:35 AM
Hope you have a great one and many more to come !!
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It's been a juggernaut, but "IF THE RAINS DON'T CLEANSE" (my novel about my parents' experiences as schoolteachers in 1950s Africa) is finally available on Amazon.com. In fact, it's selling so well it's marked "out of stock" this holiday weekend!
It's getting strong reviews and a grown-up readership -- I'm thrilled.
I invite you to visit my MySpace blog to read an excerpt.
Jul 5 2009 7:13 PM
I just stopped by your page. I hope you had a
HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!
Frank the Tank
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hope to talk soon
xo,SS
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May 5 2009 2:14 PM
and i thank you for the add....
you have a good day.....
your friend...
Ray.....
Apr 24 2009 12:29 AM
~Justin
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Apr 5 2009 5:09 AM
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Feb 24 2009 4:43 PM
Great pics!
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