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Wifey
San Francisco, I mean, Farallon Isalnds,
CA
94117
Objective - To have someone actually read this shitty bio.
Position Desired - Missionary
Work History - Mike Simms has played with American Music Club, which led him to be the only member of the band to have a menage a trois with Swedish sisters, because he went o Sweden. Duh. He has also worked in a Burger King (TM) and a Sears Department Store.
Joe Dean has played guitar in 3904 bands. Wifey is his main band because it has the best songs and Ray always buys everyone soda.
Ray Ruiz is Mexican and can’t speak Spanish. He can play “Rapper’s Delight” holding his bass backwards. Ray excells in friendly, prompt customer service and was voted “Most Friendly” at his high school.
Tuula Ala is from Canada and is tired of everyone saying “Eh?” as an awkward first conversation starter. She collects high heels , vintage guitars and airline barf bags.
Every single member of Wifey can ride a skateboard.
References - (aka Ass Kissing)
Jerry from Red House Painters
Rodney Bingenheimer at K-Rock
East Bay Ray from the Dead Kennedys
Also, some guy who did sound for the Cult has our cd and listens to it all the time.
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Hi Wifey, cool to be added here, thanks & welcome to the club, then! We just uploaded our song for the comicbook / videoproject “Zombies auf der Reeperbahn” (toplist). The video, directed by Chromschröder (also toplist) will be posted here in the near future, so keep coming back! Crank it up & greetz from Hamburg, Razorheads
Thank you very much for the Add! I must admit that "Underwater" is right now one of my favourite songs! It is a real earwig! (I hope this is the right word) Is there any way where I can find the lyrics on the internet? Greetings Henning
Saturday, March 10
AIDS LIFECYCLE BENEFIT!
The Girlfriend Experience
The Razor Burns with Squeaky of Fabulous Disasters
Wilson Gil and the Willful Sinners
WACO - members of The Dwarves and Wifey
Ol'Cheeky Bastard's with Dave Dalton of Cell Block 5 (8:30pm till 9pm)
THIS SHOW WILL BE "OFF THE HOOK" COME SUPPORT "TEAM CHAIN GANG/#620....."AND ITS A BENEFIT....THEY WILL BE RIDING JUNE 3RD TO JUNE 9TH...WITH 2000 OTHER RIDERS FROM SF TO LA...AND `LETS GET THEM THERE PLEASE!!!!!!LETS KICK ASS ON "HIV/AIDS"AND COME DOWN TO "THE-ROCK-ROOM"MARCH 10TH 2007.. SF CA.......
