Resume
Wifey
San Francisco, I mean, Farallon Isalnds,
CA
94117
Objective - To have someone actually read this shitty bio.
Position Desired - Missionary
Work History - Mike Simms has played with American Music Club, which led him to be the only member of the band to have a menage a trois with Swedish sisters, because he went o Sweden. Duh. He has also worked in a Burger King (TM) and a Sears Department Store.
Joe Dean has played guitar in 3904 bands. Wifey is his main band because it has the best songs and Ray always buys everyone soda.
Ray Ruiz is Mexican and can’t speak Spanish. He can play “Rapper’s Delight” holding his bass backwards. Ray excells in friendly, prompt customer service and was voted “Most Friendly” at his high school.
Tuula Ala is from Canada and is tired of everyone saying “Eh?” as an awkward first conversation starter. She collects high heels , vintage guitars and airline barf bags.
Every single member of Wifey can ride a skateboard.
References - (aka Ass Kissing)
Jerry from Red House Painters
Rodney Bingenheimer at K-Rock
East Bay Ray from the Dead Kennedys
Also, some guy who did sound for the Cult has our cd and listens to it all the time.
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THE RETURN OF THE BAT
Specimen will bring their special brand of glam mayhem, The Batcave to London again.
After last year’s wildly-successful 25th anniversary Batcave event, The Batcave returns to its original spawning ground of London’s West End on Sunday July 19 for another night of blasphemy, lechery and blood.
Specimen (Fresh from a fantastic show at Leipzig’s Waves Gotik festival), the original Batcave instigators will headline the lurid frolics at the Embassy Club, (29 Old Burlington St, London W1S3AP) Also on the bill are original Batcavers Sexbeat, with DJs Hamish and Cavey Nick, cavorting from decks to decadence with the usual brutal, trouser-dropping surprises & suitably confronting & barbaric entertainment.
The 2009 Batcave will feature installations from exciting new artists of the ‘Dark London Underground’ and visuals from the upcoming ‘Welcome To The Batcave’ book, along with this year’s bitcrushed message from the creature in t
Interstellar Grains psychedelic rock live at The Boom Boom Room SF this Friday April 10th with Nucleus wich should be a great show.Hope you can make it ,peace.
Come join the celebration over the release of our new CD – Boteco!!
‘Boteco’ is an artful mixture of neo-futuristic traditional Brazilian rhythms with the right quantity of the best North American spices. It is funk and rock boiling and baking with samba, maracatu, frevo and baiao.
Put Pele and Mohammed Ali in a fictional mix machine. Now add Frank Zappa, Sergio Mendes, Tom Jobim and Roger Waters and fused in to one. What a mix eh? Bat Makumba is this fusion, multiplied by 2.
CD Release Parties: 10/31 Someday Lounge – Portland, OR 11/01 Cozmic Pizza – Eugene, OR 11/06 Moe’s Alley – Santa Cruz, CA 11/07 The Old Ironsides – Sacramento, CA 11/13 The Great American Music Hall – San Francisco, CA 11/21 Stage Door – Mount Shasta, CA 12/04 Harp Inn – Costa Mesa, CA 12/05 Santa Monica Bar & Grille – Santa Monica, CA ...more to come
Hi Wifey, its DONE, our first video „Black socks get you laid“ is finished! Its produced by Flint Productions Hamburg & directed by Patrick von Schuckmann (more infos in our blogs). Comment that little fucker, add it, whatever, aint nothing stopping you but air! Greetz, crank it up, Razorheads
Hi Wifey, cool to be added here, thanks & welcome to the club, then! We just uploaded our song for the comicbook / videoproject “Zombies auf der Reeperbahn” (toplist). The video, directed by Chromschröder (also toplist) will be posted here in the near future, so keep coming back! Crank it up & greetz from Hamburg, Razorheads
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