THE REDNECK MENTALITY : drinking,fighting,stinking,fornication with toothless whores, drinking,smoking, ridge running, hunting/fishing, riding down the river with Bert, killing off the elderly, hot rod shows/tractor pulls/mud tossin,drinking, catfish, how awesome it is to have sex with moms, dead, bloated river rats,staccato breasts and liquid eyes,drinking, the worlds biggest whale, rising pornstars, the 3billy goats gruff, vocalists obscured by technology,drinking, and holding our fingers down, as gods in this fucking town. Amen
Grab yer shitkickers, yer nuthuggers & yer best flannel shirt, 'cuz THE KIN's comin' to town. You can bet yer sweet ass that they'll be tossin' mud & kickin' shit with their genuine brand of beer soaked rock n' roll, born & brewed in the hills of West Virginny. These boys is crazier 'an a three peckered billy goat & once they take the stage, there's bound to be a neckfight. The presence of the Reverend Bubba Jub Wesley Festis alone is enough to set yer panties on fire. Backed by Skillet, pickin' fiddle on ol' Karen Murphy, Grits brew-talizing four strings of freedom & Hamhock, skinnin' hides to lay the foundation. "Southern Rock From The North", an uplifting sermon with a downhome groove that will have yer hands a clappin' and yer feet a stompin'. So if yer fixin' to be hogtied or just facedown in snakewater, head on down yonder to the Wilderkin show, guaranteed to rock yer ass & leave you drunker n' fuck !
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STORM KING - Angels of Enmity
CD Release Show @ Eide's
Entertainment w/ Vulture
1121 Penn Ave. Pittsburgh, PA 15222 Friday July 31. 7pm. ALL AGES. NO COVER.