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Wilford Brimley
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So hard, a cat couldn't scratch it.
Male
32 years old
Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
United States
Last Login: 1/31/2009
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annoyed
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Wilford Brimley's Interests
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| General | Farming, rodeo riding, blacksmithing, eating and beating the living shit out of people who piss me off. | | Music | Old country and disco. | | Movies | Only the ones I'm in. Anything else doesn't matter. | | Television | My television doesn't work because I practiced my spinning hook kick on it one too many times. | | Books | I don't read much because my eyes aren't so good anymore. It's the diabetes. | | Heroes | Hercules, Gilgamesh and the Six Million Dollar Man. |
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| Status: | Married | | Here for: | Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Salt Lake City, Utah | | Body type: | 5' 7" / More to love! | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Zodiac Sign: | Libra | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Children: | Proud parent | | Education: | High school | | Occupation: | Actor | | Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
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Wilford Brimley wants you to stop whining and shut your yap. Posted at 10:25 AM Nov 5, 2007
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Once again, I offer my wisdom to all of you. 2/25/07
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Wilford Brimley saves the universe ... AGAIN! 12/10/06
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Follow my commands or face the consequences.
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About me:
My name is Wilford Brimley. I have diabetes. I eat Quaker Oats, roofing nails and burning tires for breakfast. I guess that's why I'm immortal. I once beat three horses to death with a rattlesnake in Mexico. I'm the one who really killed Bruce Lee. On the set of "Cocoon," I slept with every woman in the cast. Jessica Tandy told me she had never seen Hume Cronyn cry like that before. I shoot fire from my fingertips. Steven Seagal used to slap women around until I beat him like one. Until the age of 10, I took nourishment directly from the udder of a cow named Brownstone. Remember when I starred in that '80s TV show "Our House" with a young Chad Allen? I'm the reason he's gay now. I swim in the ocean, tear whales apart with my gnarled hands and eat their blubber raw. Frank Sinatra once pulled a gun on me. I took it from him, ate it and then knocked his dick in the dirt. Chuck Norris spends every waking moment in mortal fear of me. I once drank 16 gallons of turpentine, took a piss and then drank 12 more. In short, I'm not to be trifled with.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Everyone except commie bastards and most queers.
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