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Willard’s Canteen
Ghettotech / Dutch pop / Psychedelic

Milk goats! Fight possums!



Ratburg, California
United States

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Member Since9/21/2005
Band Websitewww.willardscanteen.com
Band MembersMatthew Pamatmat; gasmask microphone; sciatica in Cotatica; greasepaint & goose pate, Orville Redenbacher popcorn & genocide; scabies, rabies, and meat babies; Jim the Gnome.
InfluencesHank III; Mr. Magorium's Vomitorium; Bartertown and Thunderdome; Muslimgauze; Jello Biafra; Les Claypool; Brian Eno; Qui Gon Jinn; the great state of New Jersey; goats; Grandaddy; nitrous oxide burnin clown cars; a Eucalyptus trance; western philosophy; Deschutes Black Butte Porter; Natural Born Killers; Blaster Al Ackerman; the vomit on the floor in Wild at Heart; the gloam; the sumbitch crawdads at the duckpond I can't seem to catch; Melvins; Ferdinand et les Philosophes; Amos Tutuola; Larry Brown (Mississippi writer); Philip K Dick; that small dish of crunchy minty licoricey stuff at Indian restaurants; EMOK.
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Record LabelNielzine Records
Type of LabelIndie


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   About Willard’s Canteen
Half-chupacabra, half-human born in the forests of northern New Jersey. Highly educated and too smart for his own good. Maker of over 20 albums of music. Wants to play gig in an ice hotel. Perhaps not a half-chupacabra half-man 1 man band at all but a pair of ragged claws scuttling dark wild ocean floors dreaming he's a 1 man band named Willard's Canteen. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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Jul 13 2009 4:10 PM

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Nielzine





Jun 24 2009 8:48 PM

got ya in dis issue of pond em' sauce. I had this dream you and i were telling Gitmo jokes to a room full of Gizmo's. Not one Gizmo laughed.
Charlie Mcalister & dolls





Jun 20 2009 11:51 PM

i dwell in those places when i drink foxhorn
or corbett canyon,,i taste the california ooze
joe





Jun 17 2009 5:04 AM

Blurry eyed transgressions in the evening winds
Nielzine





Jun 4 2009 5:16 AM

El Drunkmo
Nielzine





May 26 2009 9:03 PM

shit be getting dark mang.
Nielzine





May 8 2009 6:42 PM

selling candy and making money
Nielzine





May 3 2009 9:31 PM

BADUN





Apr 21 2009 11:40 PM

New Badun Ep "Tandoori Tentacle"
Tandoori Tentacle Cd cover 2009
Nielzine





Apr 8 2009 4:00 AM

Have a olive loaf easter. Do they still sell olive loaf. Hard to trade that in the third grade. Not even with mustard.
Nielzine





Apr 1 2009 5:18 AM

I'm the coward lion.
!!TRAJECTOR!!





Mar 20 2009 3:23 PM

Nielzine





Mar 17 2009 8:47 PM

hoarders of Bananna reminds me of The Planet of The Apes. Heavy scary.
Nielzine





Feb 27 2009 4:03 AM

Dude that f'd ass song is really a great rock and roll treat. I heard it again tonight like i had never heard it. Very nice. Keep that up. Heavy bass, swag guitar. I make up this this.lol. Whatever i love it. Willards Canteen for Life! I made myself this odd promise. If i make it five years i'll get a nielzine tattoo.lol. That was three and a half years ago. lol.hhaaaaa. fuck.!! maybe i'll kill it.lol. run away to Peru and join a Sun Cult. or was that Alexandria. Your a good man Charlie matt patt.
Nielzine





Feb 24 2009 6:26 AM

Glad you can move on. I wish better days for ya. Well .......at least better nights. lol.
Nielzine





Feb 18 2009 4:06 PM

I had a great dream lastnight. It was me, Clint Eastwood in drag and a german sheperd walking around a school looking for you about a part in a movie you were writing. Never found you. Maybe tonight. lol. Sounds like a horror movie. Clint eastwood was in Granny drag as well. lol. I need to stop drinking Sake. Shits gonna kill me. Later.
Nielzine





Feb 18 2009 8:29 AM

ok fuck it i wanmna read your book. Bring it on Mother Fucker. Dumb and dumber.
Nielzine





Feb 18 2009 8:23 AM

sucks that comments go straight to comment...... because. blah. blah balh .......rock and roll shit. lol. actually boo boob boo. i need t sleep. i will fight it. lol. ok ok ok.
bye
Nielzine





Feb 18 2009 8:18 AM

I will mediate bro! no prob. lol. I can see you court date.: Nielzine will take the stand!.lol. Fuck it. I never met ya, but i feel a good vibe.I had somethng to say but i forgot.
Nielzine





Feb 18 2009 8:08 AM

Found her abs. great song.
Nielzine





Feb 18 2009 7:58 AM

lol.I'm glad i can just say shit and all is well.lol. Your a good man.
Nielzine





Feb 18 2009 7:54 AM

lol. man.........beers to ya. I need bed. Movies seem boring. Can't stay set on no nothing. Kinda fun. Trying to get to one room. End up in three. Not as fun.Hostage mind. 4.99 Snow caps. Run finger down bridge of nose. I saw ya finished book. You said ya would send to a dedicated response. I want to0 read, but i don't think i have the mind to responed.I am a dreamer. i MIGHT need a dictionary , just to get by.lol. I would. but......!!!! I still want to read. I just can't send a milestone. I just don't have it in me. My education is .......lite. i just love what i love. no more. But i enjoy. Fuck i need a beer. Good night Willard. Goodnight M.p. . Good night. lol. Not sure i got to the point. ....maybe. some dude......nlzn
Nielzine





Feb 8 2009 3:15 AM

Even Lobsters like to eat lobster. Sooon to be Classic in Pacific Ring of Fire. Lobsters is a great recording. I loved it.
Nielzine





Feb 4 2009 12:32 AM

Dude that Dogfish Head beer was life changing. I went blind man. Horrible. Fork in the road. I am back for the better of mankind. Or at least i'm back.
joe





Jan 23 2009 7:12 AM

Expectorants for an outdated existence. Now my eyes have floaters and once clear vision becomes increasingly strained. These lights we stare into for hours on end are deafening.
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