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Will Hessler
Stand-Up / Rated R / Family Friendly

		Keep it tight! Male 33 years old Bethesda, MD & Arlington United States Last Login: 10/3/2009
Mood: optimistic
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MySpace URL:

www.myspace.com/willhessler

Will Hessler's Comedian Bio

Website	willhessler.com - coming soon
TV Shows	Comcast On Demand - Fall 2008

Will Hessler's Interests

General	Tight rolled pants. But not tight, rolled pants Watching Jeopardy!, mostly for the awkward contestant interviews 1/2 way into the Jeopardy! round. Making it rain on any and/or all of those hos. Fortune telling Metaphors Random jackassery Tickle fights! Never being wrong Mixing clever with absurd Taking a conspiracy hypothesis, nurturing it into a theory and then debunking it. Checking myself before I wreck myself.
Music	Lady Gaga
Movies	Mother-Daughter Exchange Club Part 6 Teen Squirt Queens Girly Gang Bang Vol. 2: All Girl Strap-On Party Chew on My Spew Vol. 4 Ass Is The New Pussy 2 Chicks On My Cock Legs Benedict Cockstar Greatest Selling Black Cheerleader Search of All Time Vol. 1 Finger Fuck & Suck Dora the Explorer: Singing Sensation!
Television	is fun to watch and a DVR makes it better.
Books	are the new scrolls.
Heroes	actually it is spelled G-Y-R-O-S

Will Hessler's Details

Status:	Single
Here for:	Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Bethesda, MD
Zodiac Sign:	Virgo
Occupation:	Stand Up Comedian

Will Hessler's Schools

Florida State University Tallahassee,Florida Graduated: 1998 Student status: Alumni Degree: None	1994 to 1998
Walter Johnson High Bethesda,Maryland Graduated: 1994 Student status: Alumni Degree: None	1990 to 1994

Will Hessler's Networking

Television - Talent - Comedian

Radio - Talent - Other
I am a great listener!

Photography - Other - Photographer
Self portraits of my balls. A secret known only to me, you and of course my photogenic balls.

Upcoming Gigs

Jul 30 2009

8:00P

Comedy Show! @ the Drafthouse Grill

Arlington VA

Jul 31 2009

9:45P

THERE WILL BE LAUGHTER - Arlington Cinema ’n Drafthouse

Arlington VA

Will Hessler's Latest Blog Entry [Subscribe to this Blog]

There Will Be Laughter (view more)

Steve McNair's death could have a silver lining (view more)

At least I am not that guy (view more)

Washington Times article about stand-up in DC (view more)

At last! Sweet validation. (view more)

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Will Hessler's Blurbs

About me:

I'm a constantly evolving misanthrope that hates the masses. But I like you!

Who I'd like to meet:
You, goddamnit! You!

An amish nympho midget, into guns, buffets, monstertrucks, and tandem bicycles.

and a Vegan zombies.

Will Hessler's Friend Space (Top 18)

Will Hessler has 751 friends.

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Mike

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V Theater - Shows on the Las Vegas Strip	Oct 1 2009 9:46 PM See THE MENTALIST LIVE tonight for FREE for being our friend on Myspace. The Show is at 7pm, at the VTheater inside the Miracle Mile Shops of Planet Hollywood. Get all of the details HERE
Haven	Aug 23 2009 12:44 AM HAVEN #1 IS NOW AVAILABLE ON I-TUNES! PLEASE VISIT OUR PAGE FOR MORE INFO INCLUDING HOW TO GET YOUR COPY. ONLY 0.99 CENTS! THANK YOU!!!
J. D’Wayne	Jul 12 2009 2:59 PM Thank you so much for adding this page. (http://www.bizzleboy.com/DRUG_RELATED__MOVIE_.php) PREMIERES AUGUST 15TH 2009 @ 4PM MAJESTIC RESTAURANT 2922 Annandale Rd. - Falls Church, VA 22042 Drug Related (Official Trailer 2009) Get the soundtrack to the independent motion picture August 15th @ MOVIE PREMIERE OR Go to BIZZLEBOY.COM to download 2009's hottest soundtrack to an independent film.
J. D’Wayne	Jun 28 2009 2:09 AM Thank you for adding this page. MOVIE PREMIERES AUGUST 15TH @ THE MAJESTIC IN FALLS CHURCH. Drinks & Meet starts @ 4pm. Showing starts at 5.30 with special performance by MadeMen (Bizzle Boy Affiliates) following the premiere. DONT MISS IT! MAJESTIC RESTAURANT-2922 Annandale Road, Falls Church VA 22042 Drug Related (Official Trailer 2009)
2 Live Comedy @ VOX Ultra Lounge	Jun 22 2009 10:17 PM
Ann Arbor Comedy Showcase	Jun 4 2009 5:04 PM Thanks for being a friend, we apprecaite the add!
DawnColette	May 29 2009 11:55 PM funny clip!
FOREVERDC.COM ( twitter.com/foreverdc )	May 13 2009 8:31 PM We thank you so much for adding Bizzle Boy , Made Men (Bizzle Boy Affiliates) , Saint Anger, Killa Beast or ForeverDC page. Saint Anger Live (Hip Hop Buffet in Pittsburgh, PA) Saint Anger's Put Me On in HD (Champange Room/Drug Related Soundtrack
Keith	Apr 13 2009 9:44 PM Everyday I'm Hesslin, Hesslin, Hesslin.
Graham	Mar 31 2009 7:06 PM It was the Lords work until I went crazy and acted silly for a post show photo.
Protege "Expose Yourself"	Mar 25 2009 12:45 AM
GIN*A	Mar 15 2009 11:16 PM So when are ya going to bring the funny to Philly?!? How are you doing, stranger!?!
Evonne	Jan 5 2009 5:18 AM Hey douchebag, we had fun at the drafthouse last night...let's set something up! Wow ALL your psycho groupies are on myspace!!!
Jersey	Dec 27 2008 2:08 AM hey stranger... hope your holidaze are going well!!!! :)
Naomi Elizabeth	Dec 26 2008 3:54 AM This video is an interview of me wherein I explain my thoughts about music and being in a band-
Evonne	Dec 19 2008 5:33 PM can't wait to see you! MUAH!
Evonne	Dec 19 2008 5:32 PM Actually, you DO have shit to do on Friday. You'll be with your girlfriend.
Jersey	Dec 18 2008 2:05 AM friday.... it's gonna be friiiday, you ain't got shit ta do!! can't wait to see you!! muah
Jersey	Dec 2 2008 2:01 AM ok.... so we will have to set this up.... i will talk to her and let you know!!!
Jersey	Nov 24 2008 3:36 AM
Jersey	Nov 22 2008 7:56 PM we had fun at the drafthouse... and after, you shoulda joined us.. it was interresting!! lol
Evonne	Nov 9 2008 1:14 AM Is that 2'nd comment from one of my "new friends" Rick Shaw????
MB	Nov 6 2008 6:24 PM Hey! "douche bag" I don't think either of us won the contest :(
DawnColette	Oct 17 2008 2:53 AM You had me at speed walking... look away
Denny Crane	Oct 16 2008 10:11 AM Thanks for your friendship & Support! World’s greatest lawyer is ready to cross-examine you Does watching Denny Crane get you in the mood? It does me, and I’m Denny Crane. Let’s get frisky together Saturday Night as we watch DVD highlights from the fourth season of my greatest legal cases and personal exploits. From there, the next step is love, and just as in my law career, I’ve never failed to satisfy. Denny Crane.

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PREMIERES AUGUST 15TH 2009 @ 4PM MAJESTIC RESTAURANT 2922 Annandale Rd. - Falls Church, VA 22042

Drug Related (Official Trailer 2009) Get the soundtrack to the independent motion picture August 15th @ MOVIE PREMIERE OR Go to BIZZLEBOY.COM to download 2009's hottest soundtrack to an independent film.

MOVIE PREMIERES AUGUST 15TH @ THE MAJESTIC IN FALLS CHURCH. Drinks & Meet starts @ 4pm. Showing starts at 5.30 with special performance by MadeMen (Bizzle Boy Affiliates) following the premiere. DONT MISS IT!MAJESTIC RESTAURANT-2922 Annandale Road, Falls Church VA 22042

Drug Related (Official Trailer 2009)

PREMIERES AUGUST 15TH 2009 @ 4PM

MAJESTIC RESTAURANT

2922 Annandale Rd. - Falls Church, VA 22042

Drug Related (Official Trailer 2009)

Get the soundtrack to the independent motion picture August 15th @ MOVIE PREMIERE OR Go to BIZZLEBOY.COM to download 2009's hottest soundtrack to an independent film.

MOVIE PREMIERES AUGUST 15TH @ THE MAJESTIC IN FALLS CHURCH. Drinks & Meet starts @ 4pm. Showing starts at 5.30 with special performance by MadeMen (Bizzle Boy Affiliates) following the premiere. DONT MISS IT!
MAJESTIC RESTAURANT-2922 Annandale Road, Falls Church VA 22042