Camping, travel, random acts of kindness. HUGE TURN OFFS - People with headphones on in their myspace photos and Tom Sizemore's naked cane dance/air guitar
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Writer Director Producer - I've been living in LA for twenty years. Was an actor in the 90's and in that time period had the fortune/misfortune of being killed by Jason Voorhees - Leatherface - Freddy Krueger - Romero's zombies in "Night of the Living Dead 1990" - and even the friggin Ghoulies...I guess I have the kind of face you wanna hit with a hatchet. I also appeared in a slew of mildly bad/good sitcoms/tv shows and tons of commercials. Basically, I was a show business hooker trained by Stella Adler herself.
Now that I am an old man of 40, I have graduated to writing and directing tons of commercials/shows for the Walt Disney Company (thank you Walt) I do Jetix/Disney Channel's "Gotcha Covered" ongoing series and my most recent show that I am doing for the House of Mouse is "Get Connected" a new short form show I created and am currently producing. Currently in the edit bay is THE LAMPSHADES music video I just directed starring Kate Flannery from The Office.
I have also done several feature film projects including...
The Rise and Fall and Rise and Fall of Tuck Johnson: Professional Porn Star.
Madhouse - Lakeshore Entertainment/Lion's Gate
Return of the Living Dead 4 - (Dont blame me)
Return of the Living Dead 5 - (I said don't blame me)
Furnace - The Weinstein Company and have several other in various stages of production and total disarray, so be nice to me please because I just may snap.
Have recently come to the conclusion that I finally hit the finish line and made it...only to find that nothing is really different or any better. I'm still the stupid tard I always was. I've been around the world three times, lived in Italy, Paris, spent time in Africa, Madrid, Romania, I've done everything I ever set out to do, everything except stop and have a personal life. Am working hard on that part. Thanks for reading my junk and drop me a note because I'm a people person aside from the obvious insanity.
Oh YES...One more thing...PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME IDEAS FOR MOVIES OR ASK ME TO READ STUFF BECAUSE I CAN'T DO IT. ANYTHING YOU SEND TO ME THROUGH MYSPACE WILL IMMEADIATELY BE DELETED - I ALSO HAVE NO IDEA WHERE YOU CAN FIND FINANCING FOR YOUR FILM - IF I KNEW I WOULDN'T BE SITTING HERE WASTING MY TIME ON MYSPACE. Not being a prick, but it just doesn't work that way. I reccomend you go get yourself an agent even though I am sure your idea is a grand slam. THIS MEANS YOU. :)!! YES YOU!
Who I'd like to meet: Someone who fully understands I am a slave to the machine.
Furnace Clip
Hey Bill, just stopping in to wish you a very splendid birthday today, and hoping the year ahead holds many wonderful suprises for you! Hope all is well with you! Peace out.........Judie
If you would like to read a sample of one of the stories from ISLINGTON CROCODILES’ you can do that now as one of the stories is posted on the Islington Crocodiles blog page. RAIDERS is the disturbing story of Barwise and Micky.
As Graham Joyce says in his foreword to ISLINGTON CROCODILES, ‘This is the edge.’
Enjoy it, and let us know what you think, leave a comment.
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how goes it billy the butler.. lol looks like im working on some projects in town again so we gotta sit down and plot a project to colllaaaaaaabbboooorrratttteee on.. im putting a clock on it.. not a glock... not a ..ock.. a clock.. :)~ tic tic tic tic.. bbooommm big premi in london.. peace in da mid multiv W <br />btw..what haven't u sperienced?
