Metal, metal, metal, metal, metal, metal and metal.
"It's almost my birthday!" "D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-Die!"
"Pour the gas, light the match, burn!"
"I get first, you get seconds. Ey, ey, ey, ey."
"I'm a one track lover down a two way lane."
Dr. Steve Brule. What else is there to say. "For your health."
Call on Me
RemDawg
Since they wanna know!
Pizza throwing incident
Dipietro from last season stones Kaberle
I play Ice Hockey. I often play 3-6 nights a week. It is addictive to me. I play both goalie and defense. My girlfriend also plays often as a defenseman. Surfing the internet for goalie equipment or "Goalie Porn" as my girlfriend calls it. I follow baseball, hockey and world cup soccer. Islanders fan, Mets fan, fan of the underdog. Enjoy going to sporting events. Fenway seats on the green monster are the best, Shea Stadium. Drawing and art. Four cats. Bad drummer. Wish I could play like Hellhammer, Nicholas Barker or Tony Royster Jr. But, I play like your face...
...You like the comedy, heh? Look at the videos I have throughout the site. I think you like, yes? Enjoy.
Music
Metal: Amon Amarth, Anthrax, Arch Enemy, Behemoth, Biohazard, Black Sabbath, Corrosion of Conformity, Cynic, Dark Tranquillity, Death, Decapitated, Deicide, Dethklok, Dimmu Borgir, Down, Dragonforce, Dream Theater, Extreme Noise Terror, Fear Factory, The Gathering, Iron Maiden, Lamb of God, Life of Agony, Megadeth, Metallica, Morbid Angel, Napalm Death, P.O.D., Pantera, Prong, Sentenced, Sepultura, Slayer, Strapping Young Lad, The Sword, System of a Down, Terrorizer, Testament, Type O Negative, White Zombie
Lounging Cats are always a photo-op...
Rock: A Perfect Circle, AC/DC, Allman Brothers, Audioslave, Blues Traveler, Boston, Creed, Dagny's Crush, The Doobie Brothers, Doors, Filter, Genesis, Grateful Dead, Journey, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd, Santana, U2, Van Halen
Alternative/Electronic/Jazz/Rap/Reggae: Beastie Boys, Beck, Bob Marley, Chemical Brothers, Coldplay, Crystal Method, Dave Matthews Band, Dub War, Fat Boy Slim, Frank Zappa, Gorillaz, Green Day, Jurassic 5, Muse, Nine Inch Nails, NoFX, Primus, Queens of the Stone Age, Radiohead, Ravi Shankar, Smash Mouth, Snow Patrol, Stevie Wonder, Tony Royster Jr., Velvet Revolver, Weezer, Yeah Yeah Yeahs
and others...
Movies
Dune, Major League, Slapshot, Spinal Tap, Austin Powers, Ghostbusters, Matrix (All three), The Breakfast Club (John Hughes 80s movies in general), Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Godfather (1st two), Star Wars (Original three), Indiana Jones, The Shining, The Princess Bride, Spaceballs, Old School, Wedding Crashers, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail and many more...
Television
The Universe, Science Channel (Especially any show about the Planets, Evolution or Geology), History Channel (AKA the Hitler channel), Ice Road Truckers, Digging for the Truth, Cities of the Underworld, MXC, PTI, Around the Horn, Seinfeld, Columbo, Saul of the Molemen, Metalocalypse, Family Guy, Tim and Eric's Awesome Show Great Job!, Law and Order: Criminal Intent, Poirot, Nero Wolfe, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Comedy stand-up from; Dave Chappelle, Dane Cook, Dave Attell, Jim Gaffigan, Greg Giraldo, Kevin James and others, Baseball and Hockey and RemDawg and Don Orsillo on Redsox broadcasts. RemDawg playing air guitar and falling off a table.
...This is an overheated cat. She wants to know why the air conditioning ain't on...
Books
Sports books: Ball Four, Memories of Summer, Koufax, Eight Men Out, Babe: The Legend Comes to Life, The Southpaw, Fish Sticks: The Fall and Rise of the New York Islanders, Champions in Courage, The Celebrant, Ice Time: A Tale of Hockey and Hometown Heroes, Birth of a Dynasty: The 1980 New York Islanders, The Kid from Tomkinsville, Hockey Shorts, Bossy.
Science Fiction: A Canticle for Leibowitz, Neuromancer, The Time Machine, Non-Stop, Ringworld
Comedy: Cosbyology, SeinLanguage, Just One More Thing: Stories From My Life
Fiction: Nero Wolfe: Death on Deadline, The Plot Against America, In Cuba I Was a German Shepherd
Heroes
Stewie Griffin, David Ortiz, William Murderface, Saul of the Molemen, Scott Niedermayer, Frank the Tank, Jerkstore, Ron Burgundy, Ned Braden, Oliver Kahn, Frylok, John Terry and Rick Dipietro.
Will's Details
Status:
In a Relationship
Here for:
Networking, Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Huntington, NY
Body type:
5' 10" / Athletic
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:
Leo
Children:
Undecided
Education:
College graduate
Will's Schools
Suny College At Fredonia
Fredonia, NY
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Graphic Design
Clubs: Environment Club, Habitat for Humanity, Club Hockey
About me:
Rest in peace, Strauss. 07/13/08. We miss you already.
Simpsonized Elaine at Camden Yards
"People of the World, Unite!" -Beastie Boys.
I am William Murderface Murderface Murderface...
I enjoy the company of cats, dogs and other domesticated animals. Wildlife is always welcome in my back yard. Deer are my favorite. I'd love to see a bear and a moose. Love metal music. But, I love so much other music as well. Playing hockey makes me happy. Especially, when I win. Creating some art always gives me a feeling of gratification. Stress is garbage and employment that doesn't respect you should be terminated immediately.
Who I'd like to meet: Daniel Tammet, Tony Reali, Toki Wartooth, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, People from the 19th century, Frank Zappa, The Gauls, Henrik Lundqvist, Genghis Khan, Titanic victims, Catherine the Great, William Wallace, Hiroshima and Nagasaki victims, Planetary Scientists, Jean-Sebastien Giguere, Stewie Griffin, Arctic Explorers, Anne Frank, Hobey Baker, Lee Harvey Oswald and Your Face!
It's 6:33 am and you are online????!!!! WHHHHAT? Either you are up WAY early for your style or you are up really late. I vote up late... what's the deale-ooooh?
THANKS FOR ADDING PAGE 2....I HAVE 1500 FRIENDS I WILL FOLLOW TO THE DEATH..OR AT LEAST TO A STARBUCKS;) SIGN THE GUESTBOOK..PLEASE OLD TIME HOCKEY...HE'S GONNA CATCH HIS DEATH OUT THERE!! Rich Also keep an eye out for my Hockey Fight bulletins!
Welcome to your 30's....they're really not as bad as everyone makes them out to be. Besides, isn't 30 the new 20 or something like that? If so....then you still have another year before your legal!!! HA!
