I’m mostly just interested in m’pal Blobby Fish. But we have a love/hate thing going. For example, he’ll wiggle past the dishes without so much as glancing at them. They’re ALL your dishes, Blobby. And I’M the one who always ends up doing 'em. I swear to God sometimes you make me so fucking mad…[picking Blobby up by the tail, and throwing him against the wall] GASP! What have I done?? [Blobby corpse slowly descends from where he first stuck] NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Music
I like listening to the Popeye theme song on my iPod, when I'm working out and/or in the process of raping some Asian boy prostitute. (Apparently hookers do consider it rape if you don't pay them.)
Movies
Funny that you ask. I'm holding a DVD of my favorite movie here in my right hand. [Hitting you upside the face with my LEFT hand] Ha-ha! Bet you didn't see that coming! Sucker.
Television
Uh, hello? Aside from PBS, I don't watch TV. I read. (Totally kidding!)
Books
Bridget Jones' Diary. Quickie review: OMG! I feel like I AM Bridget Jones!! Except that I'm a dude. And not British. [Awkward silence] Wanna hold hands?
Heroes
Whichever zookeeper first taught monkeys how to throw poop at people. You know those dumb primates couldn't have come up with it on their own! Either way, though, it's a great trick.
About me: I like dinosaurs, sharks and Indiana Jones. If I made a movie, it'd star Harrison Ford and he'd be riding a T-Rex/Jaws hybrid whilst fighting Nazis. The end.
Who I'd like to meet: Uh, what part of "Indie riding a freakish dino-shark" do you not understand? That's the only thing I want to meet, dumb MySpace. Ha! That's your new nickname, actually. "Dumb MySpace". Deal with it.
Luv ya, Bill! Just remember that the smart people in this world can just TELL that you're not gay. You're too smokin' hot. (I'm a girl, btw, so I know about this stuff. )
You may enjoy my friend Justin's 2 minute cooking show. Then again, you may banish me from ever telling you something is funny again. Enjoy "Cooking With Grady" if you like. People often don't laugh at it because they think my friend really is mentally challenged. He's not, he's just weird.
Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution.
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how cool is it that you and Obama are both South Siders!! Plus I heard the food at the stadium absolutely crushes the food at wrigley, nice lil fun fact for ya
