Will
Will Hines
May I Untangle That Phone Cord For You?

Male
38 years old
NYC, New York
United States



Last Login: 3/18/2009
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    Will's Interests
GeneralCompleting lists. Expressing otherwise nice things in terms of formulas. Smoothing out things that are wrinkled. Organizing books by height.
MusicIndie Music from 1994 + Geeks - Jerks.
MoviesRushmore, Annie Hall, Duck Soup, Magnolia, Die Hard, Hoosiers and His Girl Friday.
TelevisionI canceled cable. Freaks and Geeks; Moonlighting.
BooksLove and Rockets comics. Philip K. Dick. A pretty impressive smattering of smarty-pants things. Also, Amazing Spider Man #33. The Lee/Kirby Fantastic Fours. Without Feathers. One Hundred Years of Solitude. Jonathan Lethem.
HeroesThe Hernandez Brothers. Letters to Cleo. Ivan Brunetti. Judd Apatow. Bob Newhart. Bill James. The Sac Brothers.

     Will's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Danbury, CT
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:College graduate

   Will's Schools
University Of Connecticut
Storrs, CT
Graduated: 1992
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: English
 

1988 to 1992
Danbury High School
Danbury, CT
Graduated: 1988
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1985 to 1988



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About me:
Howdy. I teach and perform improv at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater. I write funny things and occasionally am paid to say other people's funny things on TV. Or maybe I'll get behind a microphone on a stage and say some pre-written funny things. And the people? They laugh and laugh! I'm an associate producer of online videos at AOL. And I program the computers sometimes too. I am interested in meeting completely self-sufficient non-humans for the purposes of exchanging witty IMs.
Who I'd like to meet:
The studio system of the 1940s Hollywood.

   Will's Friend Space (Top 12)
Will has 384 friends.
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Will's Friends Comments
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Veronica





Sep 3 2008 1:30 PM

DJF





Apr 18 2008 12:20 PM

They're not police.
The Best of... Fried & Mandeville





Jan 15 2008 7:52 PM

You + supreme power = Master of The Universe
Booyar





Jan 10 2008 3:35 AM

hi will. you are kevin's brother. you must be ok.
Chris





Jan 8 2008 4:56 AM

I think this will be the year of Jim Rice!
RubesAnoves





Nov 24 2007 2:16 AM

Thank you for the add - belatedly.
djFlaxx





Nov 16 2007 11:06 PM

Belated congrats on the Red Sox.
Tabitha





Nov 9 2007 5:48 AM

It was nice seeing you tonight! I should have introed you to my compadres. When will my unawkward pills kick in? Apparently never :(

(P.s. I was surprised at how much incest can make a person blush. Talking about the book. I swear.)
Netty





Oct 30 2007 3:49 PM

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the Dan you know





Oct 26 2007 8:23 PM

Will, i'm glad the internet was able to bring us closer in a way that our sporadic run-ins at the Parkside Lounge has not
DJF





Oct 15 2007 1:26 PM

Thanks for the add - I'm a huge fan.

A couple of weeks ago I'm watching the ESPN Sunday morning football show, and I'm like, "That's fucking Will Hines on the Mayne Event!"

But yeah, man, you've contributed greatly to my personal comedic lexicon.

"Jimmy Stewart, you've never been to camp!"

So yeah, uh, thanks.
Barcelona Girl





Oct 7 2007 10:53 PM

Wow. That was so not me. Apologies. I don't even like Macy's. Damn spammers.
Squeaky





Oct 7 2007 7:20 AM

I heard a filthy rumor that you will be joining the Stepfathers.

Congrats abounds.
Boz





Sep 23 2007 7:10 AM

I think one of my practice groups is going to be performing soon under a name that you inspired, Crazy Thursdays (Starring Billy Crystal).

Keep up the inspiration.
CHEEKY





Sep 10 2007 12:35 AM

so just wanted to say thanks, class fuckin rocked! thanks for teaching me the ways of the Harold...hope to see u around sometime. peace!
Sexual Intercourse American Style





Sep 5 2007 3:42 PM

you are attractive.
Rob





Sep 4 2007 9:08 PM

Happy Birthday. Sorry I'm late.
CHEEKY





Aug 23 2007 8:00 PM

i know, you're sad I won't be in class tonight, but cheer up cuz I'll be back next week and happiness and laughter will ensue!
Sara Schaefer





Aug 23 2007 7:41 PM

I know you miss me, but try to put a smile on that face, okay?
Chubby Chase





Aug 20 2007 7:12 PM

Your fate is sealed.

Chris





Aug 14 2007 3:46 AM

Fuck The Yankees.
CHEEKY





Aug 8 2007 2:23 PM

hey teach...love class..ya....ok...see ya thurs...aka tomorrow...peace
Pamela





Jul 11 2007 1:42 PM

Wait a minute, you're 36?! Someone is older than me!!! and it's you!!! You're old, really old. Man, I can't believe how old you are.
Marlena





Jun 27 2007 8:06 PM

You are funny in the Manny video. So sad that's the most I've seen you in some time, my sweet friend!
radish





Jun 14 2007 4:42 PM

"My name is Bruce San Francisco."
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