Hi! What are you doing tonight? Come and check out Extended Play at the East Side Lounge! We've got great drink specials and the best indie, rock and dance all night. See you there!
u luv to dish it and dish it but u can't take it??? hum.... okay andrew! i'll be more sensitive to ur lil feelins. Fuck yo! u know how much i luv u and ur bro! u should never question that.
bitch? what's that? you kno i luv ur punk ass!!! i just spit in the face of people who don't wanna be kool!wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
"For-shits-and-giggles" is an activity done on a whim or for no apparent reason. Example: I ran around the campus for-shits-and-giggles. In parts of Canada, a "shit-disturber" is a person who deliberately causes trouble or who is aggravating. A "shit stirrer" is used to mean the same thing in England, Ireland, as well as in Australia. A "shitload" or a "shit-ton" is a whole bunch of something, e.g. "I have a shitload of laundry to do today" or "I have hardly any wine, but I have shit tons of beer in the house". "Shitkickers" are construction boots, large boots in general, or cowboy boots, or the cowboy himself (particularly if the person wearing the cowboy boots does not actually herd cattle). A "shit-kicking job" refers to low-paid blue-collar work, or an employee low in a company hierarchy, e.g. "no I am not a manager, I'm just a shit kicker". "Shit in a bag and punch it" is a common colloquial phrase to indicate frustratation with a situation or question, e.g., "John has been arrested again", "Oh, shit in a bag and punch it." In the US military, the meal chipped beef (or hamburger meat) in gravy on toast is often referred to as "shit on a shingle". The term "dipshit" is used to describe someone who is considered to be stupid or a moron, while "dipshittery" can be used to describe general stupidity, e.g., "Can you believe that new policy, that is just plain dipshittery." "Shit off a shovel" is used in the United Kingdom as a euphemism for speed. It is a visual metaphor projecting the image the moist faeces slipping off the smooth metal surface of the gardening instrument with little or no resistance.
Nice, hot, young boy (race and income unimportant) who serves mine-or yours, should you choose- every whim. And I mean every whim.
"Oh Cabana Boy!!! I think I need another lime in this avacado daiquiri! And really, you must remove those wet swim trunks! They must bee so constricting!