Will Sasso

www.myspace.com/willsasso

"not to conquer, but to share in the view."Mood: handsome handsomeat 3:05 AM Jul 9 view more

  • Will Sasso

  • 34 / Male
  • Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA, US
  • Last Login: 7/9/2009

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  • General

    HAMFATTER.COM is under reconstruction and will re-launch VERY soon...

  • Music

  • Movies

  • Television

  • Books

    Will Sasso's Facebook profile
  • Heroes

    ..Mom, Dad, John Candy

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Details

  • Status: Single
  • Hometown: Ladner B.C.
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 3" / Some extra baggage
  • Zodiac Sign: Gemini
  • Occupation: Actor / Schmactor

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About me:



Firstly, if youre having doubts that I'm actually me, go to the home page of my official website and click the MySpace link on the bottom right. It will open up this same page.

Cool? Cool... here's a paper plane for the effort.

Hi, I'm Will. There are many things I could tell you "about me" but since the majority of you have found my MySpace page because of what you already know "about me," we'll concentrate on that... it's just better.

I'm an actor. Most of the time I do the funny kind of acting but sometimes I do the serious kind. When I suck at the serious kind, I tell people that I was actually doing the funny kind, then they laugh and are happy.

I maintain a lot of life codes and rules. Here's one: "Meh." In keeping with that, I'm not able to return all the messages I get here on MySpace but I do read every last one, so thanks for writing.

I love/hate/want to dry hump you too - Will Sasso

Ps. It's a nice day... get off of MySpace and go outside.

Who I'd like to meet:

Me: "Hey there good pal, want your own sweet-ass HAMFATTER.COM banner like this boss MF'er here..."

..You: "Not really, no."..

Me: "Cool! Copy the HTML code below and paste it in your profile, in comments or wherever else you'd like to see this ugly thing barge the internet. Thanks and enjoy!"

Status and Mood

  • Will Sasso "not to conquer, but to share in the view."
    Mood: handsome handsome
    at 3:05 AM Jul 9
  • Will Sasso beach cruiser biked from Venice to Redondo and back (33miles) just because. special "fuck yourself" goes to my pal Johann who's idea it was.
    Mood: handsome handsome
    at 3:18 AM Jul 6
  • Will Sasso I've been going to the gym most mornings of the week for the past decade and I'm still chubby. but at least I'm in pain too. k, here I go...
    Mood: handsome handsome
    at 5:03 PM Jul 2
  • Will Sasso in the history of modern civilization, there's really only been five or six original ideas. the rest are imitations. fact. prove me wrong.
    Mood: handsome handsome
    at 10:11 PM Jul 1
  • Will Sasso let's cut the shit... I'm totally naked right now.
    Mood: handsome handsome
    at 11:37 PM Jun 30

Comments

Displaying 25 of 7330 comments
  • Jul 9 2009 3:24 AM

    Will Sasso, will you marry me? <3
  • The Scabs Online Now!

    Jul 9 2009 2:48 AM

    cheers mate. us aussies love kenny rogers jackass do you have any offensive shit that we dont get over here coz youre one funny cunt
  • Jul 9 2009 2:48 AM

    You are so missed on Mad TV.. New cast is ok but back in the day..ahhhh.. that was.. um... what day was it? Sorry I was smoking lots of gange since then and you know the short term memory thing and.. um... whose profile is this.. oh yes Will sasso.. thats right um... lets see... um.. ah.. You rok????

    Luvya Bro
    adonis
  • Jul 8 2009 6:48 AM

    Damn..I juz wrote a beautiful piece bout ya..got disconnected..got screwed..Anyway..see top 40..I put ya next 2 Americas other Great WILL....All I can say(cuz I cant rewrite a masterpiece)..We need Will T.V...U are 2 Madd T.V....what Jim Carrey was 2 IN living color...Way Overlooked...Investers (no offense)..u are missin a Great Boat Ride!!!
  • Jul 4 2009 7:46 AM

    oh you are so bad ass!!!!!! you are a very funny,and talented man,thank you for becoming a friend!!!!!
  • Jul 2 2009 3:17 PM

    You are the undisputed king of making people laugh their ass off!
  • Jul 2 2009 4:51 AM

    I'm watching you right NOW! on TV you get sexier every time I see you...
  • Jun 27 2009 6:13 AM

    You have to be the funniest guy alive!!! I love you cause you remind me of my brother. Your humor and your look. Exactley like him. You are awesome.
  • Jun 26 2009 7:29 PM

    Thanks Will for the friendship. I love your work:)
  • Jun 24 2009 8:09 PM

    Willl sasso is a pimp
  • Jun 20 2009 2:50 AM

    Hey Will Sasso thanks for the add. your a very funny person we all have to give thanks to you cause without comedy life would be so dull so i am personally saying thank you.
  • Jun 18 2009 7:56 PM

    Hello,

    What's going on? I really appreciate the addition, Thanks
    I'm coming through to show U an out of this world amount of respect.

    Have a great remainder of the week & keep in touch.
  • Jun 17 2009 1:01 AM

    Thanks for the add will. Mad tv went downhill when u left man. LOL!!!@ that episode when u lost all that weight, and u go on an eating rampage to get fat/funny again. haha. well extra poundage or not you are a really funny guy and thanks for the add man. RESPECT
  • Jun 16 2009 4:59 PM

    Have a beautiful day!:)
  • Jun 16 2009 5:03 AM

    I've been watching old episodes of Less Than Perfect, and I have to say that you were great In that show. Much love!!!
  • Jun 15 2009 12:30 AM

    i would drink liver,pickels,cat food,squash,anchovies,rotten milk and goat meat im a blender, just to be your pal
  • Jun 12 2009 7:45 PM

    You Rock!!!thank you so much for the add.
  • Jun 12 2009 1:15 AM

    your the man will, you were the reason why i got into madtv!
  • Jun 12 2009 12:58 AM

    Thanks for adding me back will I missed your updates and witt....Hope to see you here there and everywhere...E
  • Jun 10 2009 4:23 AM

    LONG LIVE WILL SASSO AND KENNY ROGERS JACKASS!!!!! YOU GOT EGG NOG IN MY GOAT MILK!!! lol. you make me laugh SOO much. God Bless!!!!
  • Jun 10 2009 4:22 AM

    There needs to be more Will Sasso's in this world...no no wait then it would be perfect, oh well! One is good enough for me.
  • Jun 10 2009 4:19 AM

    WILL SASSO!!!! hows it going?
  • Jun 8 2009 11:42 PM

    ~Hello ..My little.... "Comedic-Friend"....So glad you added me. Thank you sweetness! Saw that you liked & appreciated..John Candy..(he was a favorite of mine as well). I really miss him! I also miss ~Sam Kinison, ~John Belushi, ~Chris Farley and ~George Carlin . There are more,..but I will not keep listing them and (bumming-you-out). Because, it's bumming ME-out! So enough of that kind of talk. [To get back to you]..I love your work! You are a delight to watch. I hope you are doing well. Make sure to 'Balance all your fun' ..(Boy~ does that ever sound ~'Motherly'!! (Sorry)..But, I have three sons, so it just comes naturally. (smile). Remember, you are loved ~by many and just enjoy each new day. You might feel 'all grown-up' but "WE" are "ALL" (just kids)....in this big world.(.trying to figure it all out). Just enjoy the 'ride' and remember to smile. ~I'm sending a big-hug and warm smile. ~Aloha~
  • Jun 8 2009 11:42 PM

    Thanx for the add Will. You are hilarious!
  • Jun 6 2009 9:55 PM

    Will Sasso .. :o) Just coming thru to show luv. Keep your head up and keep doing your thang aight? Believe in you and all else will fall into place. Holla back anytime.

    R&B Singer/Songwriter,
    Benny S