Will - random passerby
HAL (real name Dave) the computer - the real brains behind the operation
Charlie the omniscient teddy bear - in the band because he's too cool for trousers and underwear
Influences
That liquid that Thames Water calls "drinking water", the town of High Wycombe, the hamlet of Castlefield, Mogwai, Irene my erstwhile piano teacher, the huge "SUPERGAYS" mural visible from the train line near Friedrichstraße in Berlin, The Smiths, my first swig of vodka, getting an aversion to vodka soon afterwards, Jeniferever, Wycombe Wanderers winning the 1993 GM Vauxhall Conference championship by a country mile, Explosions in the sky, Steve Brown's 35 yard screamer against Col U at Adams Park in 2000, my first pint of ale, Propagandhi, Edith Piaf, the hilarious Oasis vs Blur battle of the bands, a good ol' fashioned Berlin Currywurst, Gorky's Zygotic Mynci, my inability to play guitar or piano, Belle and Sebastian, Sigur Ros, moving to Swaythling, Godspeed you black emperor and all sorts of random bands from years gone by.
Sounds Like
TESTEMONIES FROM SATISFIED WFO CUSTOMERS
Ovenfresh - user of DMusic
"if i was being tortured to death by naked mongolians with hammers for arms, i would want this [band] to be the last thing that i hear."
Chino of Ichinen "Wow, sadism pushed to its extreme with a mind bending change of pace at its climax Will's Fruityloops Orchestra is set to be the most promising act of black/indo-eskimo origin this century! Someone once told me I smell like rubber."
The charming man known only as Dim Tingle
"Absolute fucking shit. Your degenerate communist tendencies shine through in your pissy inferior proleterian uncultured shitness.
Bleak Ronnie of Bleak Ronnie fame
Your latest track made me laugh and cry. I felt my aveoli shiver in approving disgust as i breathed in the symbiotic amalgam of melodic tasties.
Will's Fruityloops Orchestra is a one man, one computer and one teddy bear collective.
BREAKING NEWS
The Fruityloops Orchestra has once again been deported from dear ol blighty. As a punishment for voting for Hitler-admirers and proto fascists getting too many votes in the recent election, the powers that be have decided that Austria will have to suffer the melacholy idleness of the infamous Fruityloops Orchestra.
Sorry lads...
Will’s Fruityloops Orchestra's Friend Space (Top 12)
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hi how ya doin? i have just uploaded four new tracks to my site and my debut album 'my wife and i' is now available on itunes through 'white label music'. hope you enjoy and thanks for your time.
take it easy,
cheers will..................
hey hombre hope all is well in germanium...we're hoping to sign with sound devastation records shortly so hopefully we might finally release somethings and take your blood money!
Ah hello Will, how the deuce are you my friend? I haven't been actively so I sorry for my belated reply, Happy New Year back at ya! Hope you are well, have messaged you my new mobile number, next time you're around give us a wee ding.
great to hear from you will. your profile has gone all german on us! i still dont have internet at uni, which is why i have struggled to keep myspace going very well. i have it at home now tho which is sweet as! hows germany, whatve you been up to?
bowling news: i bowled 208 a couple of months ago! haha.
