HEY THERE, WE ARE TWO BEST FRIENDS THAT MET IN 2005 AT A REALLY SCARY THEATRE ACADEMY. WE PEACED OUT OF THERE ASAP AND MOVED IN TOGETHER. NOW ALMOST 4 YEARS LATER WE ARE WRITING SKETCHES AND PERFORMING MUSICAL COMEDY. CARLIE IS STRAIGHT AND A VEGAN. DONI IS A LEZBO AND A GEMINI. CARLIE IS HALF MEXICAN AND DOES NOT HAVE A LOT OF MONEY. DONI IS FROM IDAHO AND HAS TROUBLE SPELLING DONI LOVES THE LADIES SHE IS A REGULAR DONI JUAN. CARLIE DIGS FOREIGN MEN AND YOUR MOM. NOW WE ARE DOING LOTS OF SHOWS AND TRYING TO MAKE LOVE THROUGH MUSIC, SO KEEP CHECKING OUR SHIT YO CAUSE IT WILL ONLY GET BETTER...
CARLIE AND DONI BETCHES COMEDY PARTNERS FOR EVA..--
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Website
CARLIEANDDONI.COM---UNDER CONSTRUCTION---
Influences
CAMEL TOES, MULLETS, CELINE DION, TOFU, HOMOSEXUALS, FRENCH AND SAUNDERS, SOY PRODUCTS, BETTE MIDLER, RICKY GERVAIS, THE MUPPETS, MARIJUANA, THE DUTCH, AND THAT CRAZY MAN WE ENCOUNTERED ON THE TRAIN FROM PARIS.
Members
VOCALS/GUITAR-CALAMITY CARLIE MANTILLA
VOCALS/SHAKER/FLUTE/KEYTAR/HAND DRUM/KAZOO/TAMBORINE/RECORDER/SLIDE WHISTLE/DONI JUAN DEMARCO
TV Shows
DONI WAS ON THE NEWS ONCE BECAUSE SHE PRETENDED SHE WAS ONE OF THE VICTIMS IN A BUS ACCIDENT-TRUE STORY MY GRANDMA TAPED IT- CARLIE DID A PLAYSCHOOL FLASHLIGHT COMMERCIAL WHEN SHE WAS 5
Films
CARLIE DID A MEXICAN PORN ONCE....
Albums
WE'RE UNEMPLOYED AND SINGLE-COMING SOON
carlie and doni's Interests
General
Music
MISLED BY CELINE DION, NOT THAT MANY PEOPLE HAVE HEARD IT BUT IT VERY POSSIBLY COULD BE THE BEST SONG OF ALL TIME, THE PROMISE BY WHEN IN ROME, IT KEEPS US STRONG. . .
Movies
SOL GOODE, THE RENO 911 MOVIE, LITTLE MERMAID, ALADDIN, KNOCKED UP, MEAN GIRLS, BEETLEJUICE, BACK TO THE FUTURE TRILOGY, MIGHTY DUCKS
Television
IS THE DEVIL
Heroes
jeannie darcy
____________________________MARGARET LOUISE JETTER A.K.A. G-MA. PLAYING AT THE BIG SPITE AND MALICE TOURNAMENT IN THE SKY. ROCK ON HOMEGIRL.
About me: WE LIKE MAKING LOVE TO PEOPLE THROUGH OUR MUSIC AND FOR CASH.
I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)
Who I'd like to meet: DONI-KERMIT THE FROG AND WALT WHITMAN. BOTH ARE SO WISE
CARLIE- YOUR MOM....AND YOUR DAD IF HE'S HOT
heyyyy! lol it goes pretty damn good, thanks! :) shoot dawg, it's been way too fucking long haha. yeah, all my buddies from my big gay fambam are huge fans of you guys! we gotta come see you perform someday soon...school is just kinda getting in the way of doing that lol. i'd be mighty stoked to swing by and say hey sumtime. its gotta happen! i miss chillin with y'all.
so, how goes it with you? ps - i too have stolen toilet paper from public places...we're all dirt poor over here haha.
awesome for you guys. thats awesome. you have people now! lol. where were you working before? i see all of your updates about where you are playing. i wish i was there. id bring all my homos down to see you. ive been with jen for 8 months on the 29th. thats the official time. but its been a little longer unofficially.
