Fortunately, thanks to wirehead engineering, a spectrum of mental superhealth will soon become safely accessible to all. Better still, primordial-DNA-driven minds are destined to redesign themselves out of existence. An enriched neural architecture will then disclose modes of ecstatic bliss far more intense, diverse and exhilarating than a drug-naïve hunter-gatherer psyche can comprehend. Such magical kinds of happiness are only travested, alas, by the dry textual placeholders found here. Such happiness is only travested, too, by today's short-acting euphoriants or wirehead rodents.