Out of my mind... like a FOX!!

About me:

Years from now, I imagine a lot of people, when told of my heinous crimes against humanity, will say "but she always seemed like such a nice girl".

According to PersonalDNA, I'm a generous artist. Sounds about right to me, so go ahead and read it if you want to know more about me. Generous Artist

My favorite quotes EVER:




"My genius has come alive, like toys when your back is turned." ~Tracey Jordan, 30 Rock

"I wish we lived in a place more like the America of yesteryear that only exists in the brains of us Republicans." ~Ned Flanders

"And by the way, it's not about making money, it's about taking money. Destroying the status quo, because the status is not quo. The world is a mess, and I just... need to rule it." ~Dr. Horrible

"Abumchuk is an old soul and he beats people up for me, but he's a premature ejaculator." ~Zoe Deschanel as Kat in "Weeds"

"In my world, heroes bugger each other senseless. Not all of them, but more than you'd think, and probably not who you're thinking. But seriously, Anybody here care to tell Apollo and the Midnighter how a hero should behave? To their faces?" ~ Joss Whedon

"They're BOTH like puppies on drugs, only one of the puppies wants to be a vampire." ~Bryce, on Katherine and Kat.

"I just think it's weird that one group took refracted light. Pretty greedy, gays." ~Demetri Martin

"You keep on using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." ~Inigo Montoya in The Princess Bride

"Little Mary Sunshine died. I'm little Mary Gofuckyourself." ~Emmet Honeycutt

"But our evil and our good are getting closer together today. That the hero is no longer tall with a perfect profile or flaxen hair, and the villain doesn't kick the dog anymore. He's a charmer. In fact, we've reached the point in today's sophisticated era that you can barely tell one from the other." ~Alfred Hitchock

"The story of life: Boy meets girl, boy gets stupid, boy and girl live stupidly ever after." ~Dr. Wilson

"Just so ya know, it's NOT that common, it DOESN'T happen to every guy, and it IS a big deal!" ~Um, duh. Rachel.

Denise Bauer: "I dreamt I had a threesome... with Denny. And... Denny." Shirley Schmidt: "Oh, God! I wouldn't even want to dream that you told me that!"

"One must always be aware of the potential for ironic disaster in one's own life." ~Ryan North

"I don't mean I want to like, shave her, and masturbate with her hair or anything..." ~Bryce

"Honey, you fell out of the gay tree, and you hit every gay branch on the way down, and then you landed on a gay guy- and then you did him." ~KAREN!

"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." ~C.S. Lewis

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