Writing, Fanfiction, photography, dark and twisted movies (movies in general, but the twisted ones are, of course, the best), reading (esp. fantasy and horror, but not Stephen King), riding horses, chocolate, traveling, Joss Whedon, and drawing Disney characters in compromising homosexual positions. Or something. Does anybody even read this?
Music
Alanis Morissette, Flobots, Evanescence, A Fine Frenzy, Common Rotation, Rise Against, Rhianna, Melissa Ethridge, girls with sexy voices.
Movies
Serenity, The Princess Bride, American Beauty, Victor Victoria, Saved, V for Vendetta, Blindness, Eulogy, Iron Man, Mean Girls, Crash, Little Miss Sunshine
Television
Books
American Gods, Nina Kiriki Hoffman is a GODDESS, Mercedes Lackey, Neil Gaiman, various others.
Out of my mind... like a FOX!! Maybe I'm employed. Either there's a glitch in their online system, or that call I missed on Friday was them calling to say "yeah, that job we offe Posted at 10:41 PM Sep 27 view more
Years from now, I imagine a lot of people, when told of my heinous crimes against humanity, will say "but she always seemed like such a nice girl".
According to PersonalDNA, I'm a generous artist. Sounds about right to me, so go ahead and read it if you want to know more about me.
Generous Artist
My favorite quotes EVER:
"My genius has come alive, like toys when your back is turned." ~Tracey Jordan, 30 Rock
"I wish we lived in a place more like the America of yesteryear that only exists in the brains of us Republicans." ~Ned Flanders
"And by the way, it's not about making money, it's about taking money. Destroying the status quo, because the status is not quo. The world is a mess, and I just... need to rule it." ~Dr. Horrible
"Abumchuk is an old soul and he beats people up for me, but he's a premature ejaculator." ~Zoe Deschanel as Kat in "Weeds"
"In my world, heroes bugger each other senseless. Not all of them, but more than you'd think, and probably not who you're thinking. But seriously, Anybody here care to tell Apollo and the Midnighter how a hero should behave? To their faces?" ~ Joss Whedon
"They're BOTH like puppies on drugs, only one of the puppies wants to be a vampire." ~Bryce, on Katherine and Kat.
"I just think it's weird that one group took refracted light. Pretty greedy, gays." ~Demetri Martin
"You keep on using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." ~Inigo Montoya in The Princess Bride
"Little Mary Sunshine died. I'm little Mary Gofuckyourself." ~Emmet Honeycutt
"But our evil and our good are getting closer together today. That the hero is no longer tall with a perfect profile or flaxen hair, and the villain doesn't kick the dog anymore. He's a charmer. In fact, we've reached the point in today's sophisticated era that you can barely tell one from the other." ~Alfred Hitchock
"The story of life: Boy meets girl, boy gets stupid, boy and girl live stupidly ever after." ~Dr. Wilson
"Just so ya know, it's NOT that common, it DOESN'T happen to every guy, and it IS a big deal!" ~Um, duh. Rachel.
Denise Bauer: "I dreamt I had a threesome... with Denny. And... Denny."
Shirley Schmidt: "Oh, God! I wouldn't even want to dream that you told me that!"
"One must always be aware of the potential for ironic disaster in one's own life." ~Ryan North
"I don't mean I want to like, shave her, and masturbate with her hair or anything..." ~Bryce
"Honey, you fell out of the gay tree, and you hit every gay branch on the way down, and then you landed on a gay guy- and then you did him." ~KAREN!
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." ~C.S. Lewis
So we're going out Friday and i'd officially like to invite you.. We can get you some nice earplugs and as an added bonus we're probably going to be at lipgloss (which isn't the "straight"est place in the world hint hint)for at least part of it... come come! (please?)
this situation will become progressively more creepy/sick/wrong until it ends two am on a tuesday with one of us covered in blood (which we then meticulously collect in little jars. )
Yep, my place is definitely bunny food. I don't move to a new place simply because I DREAD how much the damage is gonna cost me. But sometimes they are pretty darn cute. My bunnies do all of these:
Ok, since you've been gone, I've had an airplane leave me (I was pushing and the towbar disconnected) and had an employee bus drive right in front of an airplane I was guiding in. And yesterday I got a safety attagirl from Honeycutt for doing a FOD walk before my aircraft arrival. Irony or time for more vacation?
Ok, so in my future illustrious career as a broadcaster, I promise I will not make myself look like a dumbass:
However, I really, really dig this reporting live from hurricane stuff and will probably end up falling on my ass like so many reporters before me. ;) Oh, and boy, am I glad I did my cruise out of Galveston two months ago!
So, tropical storm Fay just keeps sitting around and raining. Expected to park over Mobile, Al Sunday through Monday. Guess where I'll be? Revenge for me missing out on all the mando during rainstorms I guess. It was raining cats and dogs, and I almost stepped in a poodle. Ha ha ha. And no, I haven't taken my drugs. This is me sober.
Maybe we'll get to see this tonight again? Thanks for the vid, that IS funny. Next time if someone asks what I'm laughing about when I read a text I'm going to say I'm just flirting. ;)
